How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Huh? Director!!"

Chu Yunyun quickly rushed forward and pinched Renzhong.

Don't be dizzy!

If you faint, who will come out?

"Sister Yunyun, pinching so lightly won't work. Please be more direct."

Next to him, a young policeman walked up and slapped her twice mercilessly.

Snapped! !

"...Brother, I have a grudge..."

Chu Yunyun felt pain just looking at it.

But when the young policeman saw no reaction, he choked the man violently! !

He pinched and yelled: "I don't believe you can't get up!"

The voice gritted its teeth.

To say the least is to say a deep hatred.

"Cough cough cough cough cough Fuck!!"

at last.

After some operations, Captain Chen had to wake up.

"Xiao Lin, right..." Captain Chen slowly stood up from the ground.

His eyes never left the young policeman in front of him.

So Captain Chen grabbed the young policeman and said, "Come on, come out of the scene and come with me to catch the monkey!"

"Ah? Director, I still have a lot of documents to write!"

The young policeman refused outright.

Just a few days after I joined, I was already annoyed by a pile of documents!

Speaking of this, it's all because of the director's damn ability to find results.

Those few moments just now...were just filled with personal emotions.

"It's okay." Captain Chen put the young policeman under his arm with great strength: "Bring your documents and write them on the way!"

"what?"

The young policeman looked dazed.

Is this even possible? !

But Captain Chen's commanding tone obviously did not allow him to refuse.

The young policeman’s own master packed the documents and sent them all to the young policeman!

Young policeman:...

At this moment, I can only feel that I am still too young...

These people are the living damn kings of hell.

In the police car.

"Xiao Lin, stop writing documents and talk about the situation."

Team Chen closed his eyes in the back seat to relax, glanced at the young policeman in the co-pilot, and said softly.

"woo woo woo woo……"

The hurried young policeman took out a document from a pile of documents and said: "Director, in the afternoon, an orangutan threw baba at the zoo. When the administrator was eating melon, a monkey jumped out and took the administrator's key by the way. I opened the door to the monkey house at night when no one was around. The other monkeys were okay and stayed in the zoo, but the monkey who stole the key ran out of the zoo on his own."

After speaking, he handed the picture of the monkey to Team Chen.

Captain Chen raised his head and glanced.

Then he was startled: "Oh! I know this monkey!"

"Director, you have quite a few relatives..."

The young policeman sighed.

"..."

boom!

Captain Chen was so unceremonious that his head collapsed.

He said calmly: "The one who stole the peach this afternoon was very skinny."

"What peach are you stealing?"

The young policeman looked puzzled.

The police car happened to be parked at the intersection.

The young policeman rolled down the window, felt the gentle evening breeze, and took a bite of the banana in his hand.

suddenly!

A figure jumped into the car!

Quickly snatched the banana from the young policeman's hand!

It’s not just the one you eat.

Just grab all the ones in your hand!

"Hey?"

The young policeman has quick eyes and quick hands and slaps the thing in front of him! !

"???"

The monkey who snatched the banana was stunned.

OK!

Are all humans so bad now?

He's a monkey and steals peaches! ! !

Snap! !

"Ouch!!!"

Accompanied by a scream.

The monkey has disappeared at the crossroads.

But its traces did not escape Captain Chen's eyes.

So Team Chen contacted all the police officers through the walkie-talkie: "The monkey burrowed into the grass on the left!"

After saying that.

He also patted the young policeman on the shoulder: "Xiao Lin, now you know what monkeys steal peaches, right?"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

Apart from the sound of the siren, the only thing left was the young policeman's extremely sad cry.

The police quickly surrounded the monkey.

When Captain Chen got out of the car in person with the young policeman covering his crotch.

A monkey stood there with an innocent face.

On its edge.

There is also a more innocent Taoist priest...

Captain Chen took a look and said: "Master Hu, you are quite pervasive..."

"There is a performance under the overpass tonight, and you are not allowed to sleep. How can you still catch me sleeping in hiding?"

Master Hu said as he took a bite of the banana in his hand.

Ok.

It tastes ok!

The young policeman covering his crotch:? ? ?

It turns out this monkey knows how to share!

"Okay, take it away."

Captain Chen rubbed his temples.

At least I got this thing done and I can go back to sleep.

The voice just fell.

Master Hu has already stretched out his hands.

Just waiting for the police to put the handcuffs up.

"Master, how about you go to the institute to rest?" Team Chen's mouth twitched, seemingly in a questioning tone, but in fact it was an affirmation.

"Thank you!"

Master Hu nodded.

The action of getting into the police car was very skillful.

Master Hu’s live broadcast room…

——[Did Master just stay here specially? ]

——[Otherwise, what do you think he has to do with monkeys? ]

——[It’s not easy, just for a place to sleep. ]

——[Not only did he steal his senior brother’s incense burner, but his senior brother now won’t let him return to the Taoist temple…]

——[Then where will Master sleep tonight? The police station office hall? ]

——[Tsk, given the master’s shameless temperament, I guess he and Jiang Chen are going to share a room together. The director’s office is warm...]

——[…]

...

That night.

Jiang Chen would like to have a roommate.

But Master Hu felt strange.

As soon as he climbed into bed.

Jiang Chen's feet can definitely hit his face!

After a fight, Master Hu, who was bruised and swollen, chose his most skilled method of laying the floor.

"Ah~~~~"

Lying on the ground, Master Hu sighed beautifully! Comfortable! !

...

...

Silent all night.

Until the early morning of the next day.

The police station was still in a commotion.

Jiang Chen got up from Simmons.

The ground feels soft when you step on it, and there is a sound of "ah~~".

"Hey, it's upscale now."

Jiang Chen didn't even open his eyes. He picked up the dental cup and walked out, finding a place to wash himself skillfully.

When we got to the place to get breakfast, the whole process was already very familiar.

I saw Chu Yunyun on the road.

"Hey, Yunyun, you got up very early!" Jiang Chen, who was full of energy, greeted him.

Chu Yunyun had chicken feathers on her head and a cold face: "Is there a possibility that I didn't sleep at all... Let's not talk about it, get off work!!"

Chu Yunyun took her bag and walked out in a hurry.

Seeing Jiang Chen get up means that the results are likely to come.

You'd better go home and take refuge as soon as possible.

It's rare to get such a day off.

"Hey, I don't have any performance lately."

Jiang Chen shook his head and put on the "yellow mantle" again.

Start a new day of takeaway life!

By the way, I also took a look at the rankings of the program groups.

Yang Leyang, who placed second, seems to be in trouble.

On the contrary, Master Hu's popularity seems to have increased a lot...

"Hey! Little brother! Little brother, why didn't you tell me when you got up?"

The door to the director's room was opened again.

Master Hu hurriedly put on his Taoist robe and waved excitedly towards Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen:......

I can only say that Master Hu is really in love.

Even if he was injured to pieces, he still had to have a good time with Jiang Chen just for a few good meals!

"Hurry up and pack up and set off."

"Little brother, what are your plans today?"

"I have a reservation to go to a mental hospital."

"...Are you so ruthless in accepting orders now?"

...

...