How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"???"

The bald leader touched his head.

The newly swollen bag is even bigger!

The locations where this psycho hit him twice were surprisingly consistent!

Sure enough, there is no shortage of geniuses in all walks of life!

"Nima..."

The stunned dean reacted quickly and quickly grabbed the iron basin!

Unexpectedly, this mental patient took out the same iron basin again! !

"Dean, don't stop me, he just doesn't want me to eat meat buns! The leader is speaking, why doesn't he applaud!!" The mental patient said confidently.

The dean hurriedly stopped him.

The assistant also rushed over and controlled the mental patient.

After the dean freed his hands, he quickly said: "Leader, he is mentally ill. Don't argue with him."

"You are the one with a mental illness!" The mentally ill man was so angry that he yelled!

“Okay, okay, okay!!”

The bald leader took a quick step and quickly fled forward a few steps.

Never come again!

The dean looked from behind and rolled his eyes.

He hurriedly followed: "Boss, let's mainly check out the facilities in the hospital. You've seen it all. At least our mentally ill patients are very emotionally stable!"

"…Yeah."

The bald leader twitched his lips and said no more.

After all, this is considered normal for a group of mentally disturbed people...

But right.

The bald leader glanced at the assistant dean.

Mental illness hit him, he could understand.

The assistant just gave him a few blows, what did he mean? !

But when the dean saw the bald leader, he had no intention of refusing.

He quickly opened the way ahead.

When I saw Jiang Chen at the door.

The dean gritted his teeth and lowered his voice: "Brother, I beg you, please leave quickly! I really think something will happen to you while you are here!!"

Jiang Chen heard this: "Oh? So you are a fan in the live broadcast room?"

Then Jiang Chen was even more excited.

He was carrying a takeout bag: "Then you have to claim your takeout first."

"Hey, my mine!!"

The assistant walked through the crowd and quickly took the takeaway with a smile.

What greeted him at the same time was the death stare from the dean.

Finally I know which idiot ordered the takeaway!

The dean decided to establish a rule in the hospital not to order takeout.

"have a good meal!"

Jiang Chen showed a professional fake smile, and then looked at the dean enthusiastically.

The expression clearly said 'Are you really okay and need help? I'm super professional! ! ’

"Give him a good review and tell him to leave quickly." The dean signaled the assistant to quickly operate, and then guided the bald leader with a smile: "Come on, leader, I will take you around the back."

"Well, you're all here. If anyone knows how to take pictures, call for one. I'll knock you out with the ones I brought."

The bald leader said calmly.

At the same time, he pointed at a mental patient behind him.

The patient is wearing a camera...

It was obviously stolen.

"Forehead…"

The dean looked quickly at the assistant.

Obviously the assistant is responsible for this! !

"Forehead……"

The assistant scratched his head.

The nurse who can take photos is on leave today...

After thinking about it for a while, the assistant said: "How about I invite the kitchen aunt? She used an old-fashioned camera 30 years ago, so she should be able to use this thing!!"

Dean:…

Bald leader: "Huh..."

"Oh, I'll do it, I'll do it!!"

Beside him, Jiang Chen volunteered.

Doesn't this hit the skill point! !

"I guarantee you will look handsome in the photo for the leader!!" Jiang Chen said with a smile.

——[Well, things have come to you again. ]

——[In such a big mental hospital, there are not many people who know how to use cameras! ]

——[There should be some among the patients. They are rich in Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks, but do you dare to use them...]

——[But if you choose a host...]

——[Are you really worried about what the anchor is doing? ]

——[How about you ask the anchor if you have something to do next time? ]

——[Let me tell you, why are you so serious? ]

——[…]

...

The bald leader looked Jiang Chen up and down, and then nodded slightly again.

The delivery boy... he can be trusted! !

But the dean's expression looked like he was constipated at the moment.

I just heard that no one would take pictures.

I thought about whether this would happen.

It's good now, what are you afraid of? !

"Boss, why don't I take pictures for you later? Why are you looking for a delivery boy?"

The dean was dying.

The bald leader shook his head slightly: "You'd better forget it."

"Hey!!" Suddenly, a mental patient came out with an iron basin, pointed at the bald leader and shouted: "How dare you refuse what the dean said? You really don't want to eat the buns, do you?"

With that said, the iron basin was about to hit the bald leader's head again! !

"Hey!"

The assistant rushed to greet him.

boom! !

There was a bang in the head, and the sound was very clear! !

"Nima..."

The assistant covered the bag on his head and told the nursing staff to lock the person up quickly.

Then, Pidianpidian followed the dean.

By the way, I secretly took out the takeout I just picked up...

Haven't had breakfast yet.

It's not too much to have breakfast with the leader...

The group was guided by the dean.

First, we went to the open-air fitness center behind the psychiatric activity building.

on the way...

The director talked about the current development of the mental hospital.

The bald leader frowned slightly and said:

"Um, comrade, please click back, the smell of garlic is a bit strong..."

"???"

The assistant who was devouring his food looked up and around.

Oh.

You are talking about yourself.

The dean, who was beaming with joy, took a look...

Oh shit! I'll have to beat this idiot to death later!

"Ahem, leader, look at this." The dean quickly diverted the attention of the bald leader and pointed to a leisure walking machine: "Look, this thing is suitable for middle-aged and elderly teenagers! We have more than a dozen of them, and many patients like them. !”

"Ok!"

The bald leader smiled and nodded.

This thing is most common in the park.

It’s so fun to step on one side with one foot and stagger left and right!

"lead!"

At this time, a mental patient on the walking machine stopped, puffed out his chest and said hello.

The bald leader rarely smiled: "Hey, hello!"

"Come here, leader, I've just been doing a very powerful experiment!!"

the patient greeted.

"Okay." The bald leader nodded quickly.

The dean wanted to dissuade.

But then he thought about it and quickly signaled Jiang Chen to prepare to take pictures.

These are all manifestations of leaders being close to the people!

Master Hu made a calculation with his fingers.

His expression obviously changed.

This hexagram…

Bad luck! !

Jiang Chen turned on his camera and prepared to take pictures.

The patient quickly positioned the bald leader in front of the walker.

Then he picked up the pedal, raised it to the bald leader's knees, and said, "Leader, I'm testing whether the law of conservation of energy is correct."

"Oh?"

The bald leader was a little confused.

And the patient quickly released his foot pedal.

The foot pedal quickly passes through the inertial displacement, and then returns according to the movement trajectory!

boom! ! !

A crisp cross talk.

The bald leader's leg was successfully hit! !

"Ouch!!"

Click!

While screaming, Jiang Chen pressed the shutter...

"Damn it, leader!!"

The dean rushed forward!

The patient was still shaking his head: "Sure enough, the energy in the world is not conserved. Newton was wrong."

"You idiot! Let go of the pedal and let it go. Why are you throwing it forward so hard!!"

The dean roared with all his strength.

The bald leader on the ground was in pain and kept shaking!

The assistant on the side quickly pushed the patient away: "Go, go, let's play!!"

The bald leader, who was in unbearable pain, held back his tears: "Okay, hiss~~Okay, did you take the photo just now? If so, let's stop here today."

"Forehead…"

Jiang Chen brought the photo to several people.

The bald leader took a look...

The photo shoot was pretty good…

Capture of the moment when I was hit...

——[The anchor’s skills are very good. ]

——[Super good at focusing on key points. Damn it. ]

——[This title is easy to write, shocking! A leader was attacked during an inspection in a mental hospital! ]

——[Your title...is looking for death, right? ]

——[But that’s what the photo means...]

——[…]

...

"Okay, let's take a group photo, and that's pretty much the inspection work for today."

The bald leader stood up with a limp. It was not a good place to stay for a long time.

Look around.

Saw a lake next to it.

Then he called to a few people: "Let's take pictures by the lake!"

"well…"

The dean followed cautiously.

After the assistant drove away the patient, he followed.

The three of them stood by the lake, with the leader standing in the middle.

The dean and assistant were sweating profusely and looking at the camera nervously.

Jiang Chen was quite relaxed: "Come on, one, two, three, eggplant~~~"

"call……"

After the photo was taken, the dean breathed a sigh of relief.

Because he was nervous, he looked at Jiang Chen first and asked, "How did the photo shoot go?"

"Um." Jiang Chen looked at the photo: "Okay, it's good, but there's one person missing..."