How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

The Taoist priest was shocked! Sad!

That is the great treasure passed down from generation to generation in their Taoist temple.

Grandmaster is the kind of person who is so angry that he comes to life!

Hear the words.

Master Hu's mind sank.

300 years of history? I didn’t even listen to what my senior brother said.

I peed there when I was a kid!

The Taoist priest said angrily: "And this statue is very powerful! It used to rain down a lot, and I often drank it!! Unfortunately, it suddenly disappeared..."

Master Hu:? ? ?

Then my senior brother is really...

Unique taste! !

At this moment, the aunt nodded seriously: "Yes, you have been looking at it for so long, and the color has faded. I will give you a touch-up for free, Taoist priest!"

"...What the hell do I mean this?!" The Taoist priest wanted to curse, and he stamped his feet anxiously: "Okay! Take me to see how the statue is doing!"

"it is good!"

Auntie is also happy to show off her painting skills.

Smiling, he led the three of them into the house...

Jiang Chen, who followed closely behind, also looked curious.

The live broadcast room was even more lively.

——[To be honest, I don’t believe in Auntie’s painting skills...]

——[It’s hard to imagine what the idol will look like. ]

——[Do you think this Taoist temple has bad feng shui and needs to be moved? ]

——[With such a family at the bottom of the mountain...can the feng shui be good? ]

——[Don’t tell me, people can’t be judged by their appearance! What if the aunt is a particularly powerful person? ]

——[Auntie loves to show off so much, is she really capable and others don’t know about her? Besides, if he really had the ability, the Taoist Priest would have asked the aunt to do it long ago if he was so stingy. ]

——[What you said is not a bad thing...]

——[…]

...

Several people entered a room in the house.

There are all kinds of paints in the room.

There is also a statue covered by red cloth!

"Guys, watch out!"

Auntie pretended to smile mysteriously.

Then he walked confidently in front of the statue and lifted the red cloth!

It was as if dazzling light was shining into the room.

A colorful statue of a god comes into view!

The main color is red…

"Red is festive!" Auntie explained.

Most of the rest is blue…

“Our family loves blue!”

Aunt continued to explain...

The Taoist priest frowned, really...

After this color is applied.

He looks like the kind of person who wouldn't trust you at first glance! !

"You two, how about your evaluation?"

The Taoist priest was speechless, but he was thinking in his mind why this statue looked familiar.

Let him think about it again.

"..."

Master Hu touched his chin.

After thinking for a while, he shook his head: "No, I can't think of anything sexy..."

"Uh." Jiang Chen's hand suddenly reached into Master Hu and ran away, pulling out again and again.

Subsequently.

Finally got that thing out.

Ultraman Tiga! !

Jiang Chen placed Diga next to the statue and asked softly: "Is it similar?"

"Tsk..."

The Taoist priest's deafening silence seemed to have echoed in the room.

Let’s just say I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere before…

"Sanqing bless you, Sanqing don't be angry." Master Hu muttered...

All over the house.

It's been a long time and it's still quiet.

On the contrary, the live broadcast room is quite lively...

——[I don’t know how to evaluate it, but I generally don’t worship statues like this because it doesn’t work at first sight. ]

——[Well, it’s not like the statue of the god 300 years ago. It's more like last week's figure. ]

——[Then I want to ask, where can I buy the same model of such a beautiful figure? ]

——[Hahahahaha, is this really a wish? It looks like revenge to me, hahahaha! ]

——[After seeing it, I did have a feeling...it seemed to be expected, but it was really unexpected...]

——[It’s quite beautiful, how beautiful this Tiga is! ]

——[Actually, it makes sense! You see, Master Hu’s use of Tiga in fortune-telling actually has its origin! ]

——[I'm afraid that whatever Auntie says is Master Hu's opinion...]

--[Forehead…]

——[…]

...

In the silent room.

The aunt pointed at Diga: "Actually, overall, the little statue of Master Hu also gave me a lot of inspiration..."

In fact, there is no need for the aunt to say it.

It is indeed visible...

"Ha..." The Taoist priest smiled, but he smiled sadly: "Okay, okay! From now on, our Taoist temple will be renamed the Kingdom of Ultra!"

Just say it.

The Taoist priest walked away!

He walked onto the balcony with a dark face.

Look at the motorcycle in front of you.

Nima!

How to get there if you're parked on the second floor! !

"Senior brother, stop being grudge-y and come here to move the statue. Although it's very joyful, do you dare to throw away the statue of Sanqing?"

Master Hu's voice came from the room.

The Taoist priest came back with a bitter look on his face.

It's hard to imagine...how the Patriarch was so angry.

The kind aunt in the house also found some ropes.

He said he could just tie it up in the car and leave.

He said that this is how he got lucky...

So final decision!

Leave this task to Master Hu!

Master Hu:? ? ? ?

"You...really plan to put such a big thing on my little broken bicycle?!"

Master Hu was shocked.

These people's brains are really more outrageous than the last!

Snapped!

The Taoist priest slapped Master Hu on the head mercilessly: "What the hell! That's a statue of God!! What do you mean by this!"

After being stunned by Master Hu.

The Taoist priest got on Jiang Chen's car: "Little brother, let's go!"

"it is good!"

Jiang Chen nodded.

Twist the throttle.

Jump directly from the balcony on the second floor!

Watching the two people leave.

Master Hu smiled painfully.

"You are so kind... at least I can share some of the thousand yuan that little brother got."

boom!

Suddenly, something sank behind me! !

The aunt supported the statue and said, "Master, you can't fit this bicycle, so just carry it on your back. Thank you for your hard work."

Done.

The aunt also patted Master Hu on the shoulder.

Then he put his hands together.

His eyes were full of piety.

Master Hu seemed to be smiling, but this aunt was so pious! If you are pious enough, you can carry it yourself! !

it's good now.

It’s lunch time.

I'm doing hard work here.

"Ok?"

Thinking of this, Master Hu frowned!

He remembered.

The senior brother bought some fast food.

If you don't go back...

Fuck!

My share of the shortcomings belongs to Jiang Chen! !

"Ahhhhhhh, senior brother, wait for me!!"

Crazy Master Hu was carrying a statue of God on his back and pedaling his bicycle like crazy!

Jump from the second floor balcony! !

Bang! !

boom!

The moment he landed.

A tire whizzed along the hillside and flew far away!

Master Hu’s live broadcast room.

——[It’s over, the master’s experience should begin. ]

——[Congratulations to the master for getting a big figure! ]

——[Carry five kilometers and set off! ]

——[Don’t talk about lunch now, I’m afraid you won’t even be able to make it in time for dinner. ]

——[Unlock the iconic Taoist coolie character——Hu Luanshuo! ! ]

——[Hey! Grandmaster! come on! Hey! ]

...

"Hey--"

"Hey--"

...

The sun is gradually setting towards the west...

Master Hu just moved slowly from noon to evening.

period.

The kind-hearted Jiang Chen gave everyone food and drink!

I really didn’t get any money this time!

You can't let your dear partner starve to death...

that's it.

Master Hu is carrying his large figure.

In the dead of night, we finally reached the entrance of the Taoist temple.

"call--"

Breathing a long sigh of relief, Master Hu just wants to sleep now.

But suddenly...

A sharp explosion came from the Taoist temple! ! !