How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"what?"

The old man looked up.

sin sin.

"Second uncle! Why did you just leave!"

Jiang Chen couldn't help crying.

He lay down in front of the board and burst into tears.

The atmosphere was heightened to such an extent that the villagers knelt in front of the board, kowtowed and cried.

The third aunt on the board had been woken up a long time ago, and she opened her eyes and thought for a while.

The atmosphere has reached a point, do I really have to respect my fellow villagers to the death?

"Cough cough!!"

The old man hurriedly came over on crutches and looked at the board first.

Huh? It won't really be over, right?

He took a breath and saw that he was still alive.

"The child's third aunt, you, get up quickly!"

The crutches given to the old man must be swung down.

The trolley is parked here, why are you climbing on it to sleep?

"I'm not dead?"

The third aunt got up in confusion.

Hearing this cry, one thought that he had really passed away, but even in the past he was sorry for this sorrowful wailing.

At this moment, Jiang Chen wiped away his tears and raised his head.

Fog grass?

It made everyone cry.

"Do you want to do a trick? I know a person who wants a full set of 500!"

Jiang Chen stretched out his fingers and stepped back at the same time.

What the hell again.

The mourning stopped and other villagers also raised their heads.

The first time the man in shorts saw the 'fake corpse', he completed a perfect metabolism.

Then sat down on the ground.

I was so scared that even my lips turned white.

"Fake corpse! The second uncle really faked corpse!!"

"I'm going to blow you up, uncle. This third aunt of yours, hurry up and change your pants."

The old man's crutch slapped on the shorts man's head.

This brought people's emotions back.

Oh…

Crying to the wrong person.

Each one of them turned their attention to Jiang Chen.

This guy is the one leading the charge!

"I'm thinking of you, aunt, lying straight and upright, please give me a hint..."

He pursed his lips in embarrassment.

Then he raised his head and looked around.

It turns out that there are candles and black and white figures just a few steps away.

There is also a coffin.

This time it was right.

After brewing the emotions, do it again!

"Heartbroken! A farewell will last forever!"

"Second uncle! I shed all my tears..."

What is actor-level acting skills!

The contagiousness of emotions is in this moment.

Before people could react from their anger, Jiang Chen started crying again.

The tears that had just been withdrawn all flowed out again.

The anger is gone, only the sadness over the sudden death of the second uncle!

The old man was stunned. He had seen many professional mourners in his life.

But I have never seen such a strong business ability.

It’s so easy to retract and release!

"Get ready to sit."

...

——[I will tell you which person who died in a car accident can still have a good-looking and rosy face! ]

——[It made me laugh so hard, the auditor must have known about it a long time ago, and he didn’t even make a mosaic. I didn't tell the anchor purely because I wanted to see the anchor embarrassed. ]

——[But this business ability is really strong. After crying once, the emotion did not change at all the second time. The explosive power and performance ability surpassed the popular young talents! ]

——[I cried so much that I remembered the puppy that belonged to my deceased grandfather’s distant cousin’s nephew’s neighbor’s grandfather’s house! ]

——[I can see that your feelings for that puppy upstairs are real...]

...

The mourning is finally over.

The man in shorts put on new pants and finally came out of the shadow of the ghost story just now.

Opening at [-]pm!

The lights are brightly lit, and most of the villagers have arrived.

Jiang Chen sat next to the man in shorts.

"Actually, brother, the location of your hometown has really bad feng shui, and it's easy to attract evil spirits. For example, your lover."

"what?"

As soon as he took a bite of sea bass, the man in shorts was so frightened that he felt that his pants were getting wet again.

Can you please stop talking about eating?

"You do not believe?"

Jiang Chen pretended to be profound and leaned into the shorts man's ear:

"When I was six years old, I couldn't fall asleep during my nap in the kindergarten. I scratched the girl's toes in front of me."

"I stole my neighbor's underwear when I was ten years old, and I'm still a boy!"

“When I was 13 years old, I ate goat poop eggs as chocolate.”

"14 years old..."

Speaking of this, the man in shorts had shock written all over his face.

What little brother, this is obviously a master! !

"Tell me, tell me what I should do!"

The tears couldn't stop flowing out again.

A table of fellow villagers rushed to comfort him, seeing how sad the second uncle was after he died.

Jiang Chen smiled charmingly.

These news just came from gossip.

Take a sip of the drink to moisten your throat and start analyzing Feng Shui.

"This is your hometown. I'm telling you, really, you don't even know. I'm telling you, this is your home..."

[Feng Shui (Professional)] After looking at the skills for a long time, there is no problem. What should I do?

Just fool him with nonsense literature!

Contemporary young people believe in nothing but evil.

I was deceived by all kinds of tricks, and I was deceived to the point where I almost lost my mind.

The final conclusion is to donate the house in my hometown tomorrow.

Then the place where I live now also donated money to do charity to ward off evil spirits.

"Master, I'm going to find the real estate certificate now!"

Standing up with a whoosh, the man in shorts walked tremblingly towards his hometown.

Evil! It’s so evil.

"Well, don't look back if you hear any noise on the road."

Jiang Chen said calmly, "It doesn't mean anything, just try to scare me again."

"it is good…"

The man in shorts really didn't dare to look back.

Walking straight forward, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my abdomen...

I'll blanch it, I'll eat it up.

There is no public toilet at the end of this village. Forget it, let’s solve it on the spot!

...

——[Can you fool this? Then I will also set up a stall to tell fortunes tomorrow. ]

——[I’ve failed in my studies. Tomorrow the teacher will ask me why I didn’t finish my homework, so I’ll stun him with nonsense about literature! ]

——[Hahahaha, this wave must have really fooled me into being fascinated. The host did a great job. ]

——[I feel it’s a bit worse. It would be really good if he could be mentally tortured in the future and unable to get out. ]

——[Let me just say that the Living King of Hell will come sooner or later. ]

...

Friends in the live broadcast room continued to swipe the screen.

Jiang Chen was already full of wine and food, and as he continued to eat, the whole table disappeared.

The ten-pound seabass on the table was very lethal, stuffed with two small soybeans.

What are the remaining salt and pepper shrimps, braised pork ribs, plain chicken...

Jiang Chen was left to show off all by himself.

It seems that the second uncle was quite popular during his lifetime. In the middle of the night, the villagers were still so enthusiastic and preparing to eat.

What a pity, why are you thinking about drunk driving?

"Now that we've finished eating, let's play music!"

At this time, the respected old man stood up.

Everyone else also agreed and looked at Jiang Chen's table.

The musicians are all sitting here.

"Hey, are you human?"

Everyone was puzzled.

The musical instruments are still there, but they have disappeared.

This time it was the old man who was in a hurry.

He said that he would play music. According to the village custom, if he didn't play, the second uncle would not be able to hear the apparition.

Suddenly, all eyes looked at Jiang Chen.

There was longing and begging in his eyes.

You know how to cry and mourn, so you should also know how to deal with mourning, right?

Jiang Chen:? ? ?

After eating a meal at your house, I came to serve others. (Deli is angry)

"If you can, 1000!"

The old man doesn't know how to write, so he looks like a sweetheart at first glance.

"5000! One person is worth a band."

The black lines on his face instantly turned into a face full of spring breeze.

If you have money, there's nothing you can't do.

"it is good!"

The villagers were immediately delighted, and the old man readily agreed.

As long as you have the ability, 5000 can be deducted from the band.

Some who know some musical instruments even stretch their necks.

I dare say that one person is qualified to work in a band. Is this delivery boy really that good?

Jiang Chen looked around and finally picked up the suona.

Listen up, I'm going to show off!