How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Hit my left leg!"

"Oh my god, my right leg was also hit! Why is the road so small?"

"Xiaojiang, please be more careful! What path did you choose to ride the horse?"

"Ah ah ah ah let me get off the car!!"

There is just enough room for a motorcycle on a small road.

The road is lined with houses on both sides.

Team Chen lifted the baby and sat on the car. The baby was barely injured.

But Team Chen's left and right sides kept rubbing against the wall next to him.

"Didn't I tell you it's a small road? How about it, it's small enough!─=≡Σ(((つ??w??)つ"

"Young, you're so young, you idiot! Please go out and walk on the road, please." On this day with Jiang Chen, the amount of swearing was more than the previous year combined.

"Oh! The patience is over."

Twist the accelerator again and accelerate!

"Mist grass! Someone! Someone!!"

"Do not worry."

Confident Jiang Chen slowed down the car and eased the accelerator.

The children playing on the roadside looked up and moved to the side.

Suddenly I saw the doll standing above Captain Chen...

Under the dim light of the street lights, the doll's smile was particularly weird.

Being held steadily by Captain Chen and the motorcycle moving forward smoothly, the doll seemed to be floating forward quickly.

"I...Mom, Mom!!"

Turn around and run forward quickly!

suddenly!

But I saw the motorcycle flying into the air!

The panicked child looked up, only to find that the doll had fallen down! Those eyes looked directly at me in the air!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mom! There is a ghost!!"

The child was so frightened that he squatted on the ground and yelled.

The mother who came after hearing the news still had a spatula in her hand.

Seeing the child curled up on the ground, he was startled: "What's wrong?"

"There's a ghost in the sky! Ooooh ghost!"

"???"

Mom looked up.

ghost? Not even a bird was seen!

"Are you trying to find an excuse to skip dinner again and go out to eat other junk food?"

The mother obviously doesn't believe her own child is such a repeat offender.

child:? ? I…

"Mom, I admit that I have lied to you before, but this time..."

"As expected, you've lied to me before, right?"

Pick up the spatula and beat him up! !

"what!!!"

The shrill screams could be heard far away.

The news reached the ears of Jiang Chen who rushed out of the path.

"It turns out that the kid has been beaten again. Captain Chen, it's safe now!"

"Ah."

Team Chen took out his mobile phone and dialed a number:

"Hey, Zhang Suo, are you watching the live broadcast? Can you see if my situation is a work-related injury? My skin is broken, but it hurts."

"Xiao Chen, what's your performance today... um... beep——" The call was quickly hung up.

"Hey! Zhang Suo! Blanch..."

squeak--

The motorcycle brakes magnificently at this time.

We have arrived at the famous night market in Ning City.

Although it is only 7pm, it is already crowded.

"Okay, Captain Chen, I asked you to buy insurance but you didn't buy it yourself. Come on, get some red potion and apply it."

Jiang Chen took off his helmet and took out the potion from his pocket with a smile.

"Need not!"

He got out of the car with a dark face, carrying a doll on his shoulders and went straight to the mutton kebab stall.

Again, I don’t want anything given by Jiang Chen!

"..."

Jiang Chen hurriedly followed and put the red potion into his pocket.

This is really a serious red potion. I bought it at the drugstore!

It’s not that I’m afraid that delivering takeout is too dangerous, in case I get bumped into something.

Since Team Chen doesn’t want it, why don’t you use it if you like!

Two grown men walking in the night market, carrying a baby, looked particularly eye-catching.

There were people pointing fingers along the way.

"Are these two perverts carrying this thing around?"

"Takeaway boy? Did someone order a doll here?"

"Huh? Isn't this the anchor number 99? I haven't seen him for a day, and the more he does, the more perverted he becomes."

"Officer, look there, does it count as disturbing the peace..." Someone found the police patrolling nearby...

"Little brother, that's it...can you let me play with you once?" A naughty older brother came up...

...

In front of everyone, Jiang Chen and Captain Chen didn't take it seriously at all.

No one else but the thief is so hungry!

The live broadcast room was already bursting with laughter.

The nearby water friends immediately got ready and rushed over to meet the real-life anchor.

Jiang Chen and the other two came to a mutton kebab stall.

“Check out the mutton skewers! There’s a seat at the back.”

Speaking not fluent Mandarin, the stall owner smiled.

"Xiaojiang, how many skewers can you eat? Large skewers cost 10 yuan, small skewers cost 5 yuan. They are all genuine lamb legs. Look, the lamb legs are still hanging on the side."

In front of the stall, Team Chen introduced it very skillfully.

"Are you treating me to a treat?" Jiang Chen picked up a large bunch and looked at it.

This meat...looks like enough!

"Um…"

The voice that promised was slightly trembling.

There is always a strong and extremely uneasy feeling.

The boss looked at Jiang Chen with a smile and said, "Brother, you are very good at eating!"

"Captain Chen is a regular customer. How about a large skewer of ten skewers for NT$90!"

Team Chen (gritting his teeth): "Boss, you are quite good at it."

"..." Jiang Chen shook his head.

Put all the big skewers in your hand.

I looked at Xiaochuan again...

At last…

Pointing to the hanging leg of lamb!

"I want to eat that leg!!"

"what?!"

The boss was startled and followed his line of sight to see two legs of lamb hanging...

Big business!

Team Chen: ...I knew it! !

"Hurry up and bake them. I want both. I'm hungry! Then just give Captain Chen ten big skewers. He should be full."

Randomly found a chair and sat down.

Staring intently at the leg of lamb.

"okay!"

The boss who reacted immediately took down the leg of lamb and grilled it!

"No...Boss, I think..." Captain Chen shouted anxiously, this is really fatal.

If you go down on a leg of mutton, you're just peeling off a layer of its skin.

But this layer of skin seems to have to be peeled off today.

"They're all old acquaintances! I'll give you a discount of 699 for two! Team Chen, do you think it's cash?"

The boss moved quickly, using a knife to cut the leg of lamb to make it easier to taste.

At the same time, he handed over the QR code and smiled.

"…paid."

The face, which was already dark, has become increasingly African.

"Oh, Captain Chen, why don't I just give you a few dollars and see how uncomfortable it is for you?"

"How much do you think 699 costs?"

Already on the verge of going crazy and unable to control himself.

When I came out today, I felt helpless, having lost all my money and money.

soon.

A whole leg of lamb smeared with secret sauce was served.

Showing off the large bottle of ice-cold Coke that comes with it, Jiang Chen enjoys it!

Passers-by looked at him one after another.

The rich aroma in the air and the strong visual impact of each bite of plump and juicy meat.

Mouthwatering!

What's more, with Jiang Chen's eating style, the live broadcast room for delivering food has instantly transformed into a live broadcast room for eating and broadcasting!

As for Team Chen…

Ten large skewers of mutton are enough to fill you up.

The comparison would have been tragic.

What's even more annoying is that the director just called and urged a review...

He made it clear that he was not allowed to take care of children and the program team who snatched Jiang Chen's cell phone reviewed.

So, under the noisy night market.

Team Chen gnawed on the mutton skewers and wrote a review with tears in his eyes.

Jiang Chen next to him had his legs crossed on another chair, slowly chewing on the leg of lamb!

The comfortable life coupled with Team Chen's suffering.

The refreshing summer nights that are about to enter autumn are full of beauty at this moment.

——[Captain Chen, can you still bear this? Just hold him accountable for performance. ]

——[Hey, I haven’t finished writing yet, from the criminal investigation team! Walk! I invite you to the night market for barbecue. ]

——[I cried to death. Every time I pass by the mutton kebab stall, I want to eat that big leg of lamb. Unfortunately, my financial resources are limited. Host, please give me a bite. ]

——[Are you also doing takeout? I left early and came back late, and now I'm still at get off work, and you're already chewing the leg of lamb. ]

——[I can smell the aroma of leg of lamb through the screen. No, I'm going to eat meat now! ! ]

——[Are you waiting upstairs? ! You and I……]

...

"Um, shit (softly)... hello..."

At this time, a slightly shy girl's voice came.

The brief pause and swear words in his tone are most likely due to the shock of seeing the baby...

Jiang Chen tore off a piece of meat with his mouth, chewed it, and glanced at it.

I found out that it was a cute girl wearing Lolita.

Then he said vaguely:

"Your car was parked randomly."

"??I…"

The girl was stunned and glanced awkwardly at the electric car placed outside the parking line on the roadside.

Captain Chen, who was writing his review on the side, took a deep breath.

You kid, the traffic law publicity ambassador is really meticulous and conscientious, right?

"I'll ride away right away! I want to ask you, did you see my bracelet here just now..."

The girl's voice was very low, and she was full of apologies for disturbing others.

"Bracelet?"

"Yes, the blue crystal bracelet, I remember it was still there when I bought the mutton skewers..."

"come here."

Jiang Chen understood and motioned for the girl to get closer to him.

Isn’t this life simple? !

His ace tracking technique can solve it in minutes.

"What, what's wrong?"

Taking two steps forward timidly, the girl didn't fully understand.

Jiang Chen moved closer to the girl.

"Smell it for me."

……