Fortune telling on the street, the school beauty will send me to jail in the beginning

Let's go back to play, go back to play...

Don't make fun of your sister-in-law.

As soon as the eldest brother heard that someone was joking with him, he immediately became anxious. If someone hadn't been pulling him, he would have started doing it on the spot...

Of course,

It's that one, not that one.

Lin Bei looked at the photo and said,

"It can be counted."

The eldest brother gritted his teeth and asked fiercely: "I must deal with these adulterers and adulterers!"

"How do you need me to cooperate with you?"

Lin Bei thought for a moment, looked at the passers-by who stretched their necks curiously, and said, "Please tell me the specific situation."

The eldest brother nodded.

The passers-by pricked up their ears with excitement.

Start listening to Big Brother’s story.

"a year ago."

"I met my current wife on the live broadcast software. She has a very good figure, has dancing skills, and has many fans!"

"Of course I inevitably fell in love with her."

"Then, I started spending money to give her gifts. I gave her hundreds, thousands, and even thousands of dollars! She would call my name every time and say thank you, brother. Later, I gave her more gifts and became her top list. One, so I added her WeChat account!”

"We've become familiar with it after just two visits!"

"She is usually very considerate. If I tell her anything that happens in my company, she will comfort me. When it rains, she will send a message to remind me to bring an umbrella."

"She's so stupid."

"I drove a Mercedes-Benz all the time, from the underground parking garage of the community to the underground parking garage of the company. How could I get caught in the rain? Then I laughed at her for being stupid! She liked me even more!"

"Later she said she wanted to go to the Magic City to develop..."

"Of course I'm happy."

"I'm right here, so I asked her to come, and I can take care of anything she needs by then!"

"Then she came and we went to the hotel on the first night..."

The onlookers heard this,

They all looked excited,

Many people blushed,

"Brother, tell me!"

"Yes, yes, please tell me in detail what happened to you in the hotel! I think if you tell it in more detail, the master will definitely calculate it in more detail!"

"Makes sense!"

"Did you applaud for love in the hotel?"

Lin Bei: ...

A female passerby onlookers:...

The eldest brother obviously would not be fooled by the people around him. He glanced at everyone, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and put one in his mouth with great vigor, but did not smoke it.

"Since……"

"She stayed with me all day long, and she rarely even went on live broadcasts. It didn't take long for me to propose to her, and the process went very smoothly."

"She gave birth to a child eight months after her marriage."

Crowd: ? ? ?

"Eight months to have a baby?"

"Premature birth?"

"Hiss! I thought of a very scary possibility. Do you think that when this eldest brother marries that woman, she will already have a child?"

"It's outrageous!"

When everyone said this, the eldest brother also looked painful, "I have already taken the child for a paternity test."

"The results haven't come out yet."

"It's probably either today or tomorrow."

Everyone looked at the eldest brother with sympathy. Just listening to what he said, they knew that they had spent a lot of money chasing that wife over the years!

I didn't expect it...

The woman I married had an affair.

The most outrageous is that

Now the children don’t even know whose it is.

"I found out that my wife was cheating on her some time ago. It's a bit funny to talk about it."

"I'm a lazy person."

"At that time...the light bulb at home was broken, so I called a maintenance man to come to my house to replace the light bulb."

"I wasn't there at the time."

"My wife is at home."

Crowd: ? ? ?

This plot seems a bit familiar, what's going on?

There were even some girls watching,

He was also blushing at this moment.

The eldest brother ignored everyone's reaction and continued: "I asked my wife to ask the maintenance man to see if the light in the bedroom can be replaced with voice control, because when I get up at night to go to the toilet..."

"Always have to turn on the lights."

"That would be very troublesome."

"It's different if I switch to a voice-activated light. I just need to make a little noise and it will light up. It's very good..."

"There's nothing bad about it..."

"If my wife and I want to discuss the philosophy of life, we can't stay in that room... otherwise the light will turn on and off easily, and on and off..."

At this moment, everyone put on a look that you know,

Some men looked at their female companions beside them,

All with evil smiles on their faces.

Lin Bei wanted to laugh when he heard this...

This big brother is really a talent!

"Later, my business was not very good, and I worked overtime at the company until late almost every day, so I told my wife in advance to let her take the children to bed first..."

"That evening……"

"Because there was an employee working overtime with me, the work was completed quickly and I went home early."

"When we walked downstairs..."

The elder brother stopped here.

A face of pain,

He clenched his fists.

The people around him were naturally excited when they heard this... Naturally, they could not feel the pain of their elder brother.

Seeing my elder brother stop talking,

A bunch of them were chatting quietly there.

"When I went home, I probably saw the light in my bedroom flashing in the dark as soon as I got downstairs!"

"Hahaha!"

"Isn't this picture too strong?"

"The husband came home from get off work late at night and found his wife doing this kind of thing!"

"You will report to UC tomorrow!"

The people around him were chatting and joking excitedly, but the elder brother was wailing in pain.

To be honest, Lin Bei also wanted to laugh...

but,

It's really a bit embarrassing.

Get paid to tell people's fortunes,

You have to have some professional ethics. You can't gloat in front of other customers, right?

"Cough cough."

"That's probably what happened, right?"

The eldest brother nodded.

With a face full of grief and anger, he said: "Master, please help me figure out who is the person who cheated on my wife!"

"I never caught him!"

"Every time I ask my wife, she says she didn't cheat. It's just her and the kids at home!"

"Of course I don't believe it!"

"You tell me, my wife is so beautiful and sexy, can I believe her lies? If I hadn't sent someone to check on the maintenance master that day, I would have suspected that the person she cheated on was that master!"

Everyone heard the elder brother say this,

Suddenly I couldn't hold it in any longer.

lol.

Although the elder brother's experience deserves everyone's sympathy, this kind of thing is indeed very funny.

Next to them, Bai Qianqian and Yu Xinyan,

At this moment, I was blushing...

It's like being drunk.

Lin Bei suppressed his smile and said to his elder brother who looked in pain:

"Your wife did cheat on you."

The elder brother slapped the table,

He covered his forehead with his hands,

Gritting his teeth, he said:

"I knew it, I knew it!"

"Master, who did she cheat on?"

"Her ex-boyfriend."

Lin Bei calmed down his emotions and began to tell his elder brother about the process of the incident.

original……

The eldest brother’s girlfriend was in a relationship before.

but,

The man is the kind of person who cannot support the wall with mud, and he is a bad gambler. His family had some small assets, but he lost them all...

The eldest brother’s girlfriend has been with that guy for many years.

In the end, because I had no money,

broke up.

Later, the eldest brother's girlfriend went to the live broadcast platform to work as an anchor because she was somewhat pretty.

I usually dance,

Wearing a tight A-line skirt at night,

Play the role of cook...

The income is pretty good.

At this moment, the eldest brother and the man contacted her at the same time!

The woman hangs on her eldest brother,

On the one hand, her relationship with her ex-boyfriend rekindled.

Then the two of them added up,

Together we defrauded my eldest brother of all his money...

The plan originally went very well,

The two of them eloped after defrauding some of the eldest brother's money. As a result, this woman was actually impressed by the eldest brother!

Resolutely married my eldest brother...

What about after marriage?

The woman's ex-boyfriend didn't want to give up, so he kept pestering her.

As for the woman, now that she has married into a wealthy family, she has become greedy again...

Hanging out with my ex-boyfriend again!