Fortune telling on the street, the school beauty will send me to jail in the beginning

Uncle Zhao was in a trance while sitting in the car.

this man,

I never believe in fortune telling.

He just met an old Taoist priest next to the car. For him, it was just a casual chat with him out of respect for the elderly and love for the young...

did not expect,

I actually learned about such a bizarre thing!

"Could those things really happen?"

Uncle Zhao thought for a moment,

Then he laughed at himself: "How is it possible? How can anyone predict what will happen in the future?"

"He was probably predicting the future just now, right?"

"I encountered a traffic policeman on duty on the road, and a young woman rode an electric scooter and ran a red light?"

"The boss and the female secretary came out of the men's room?"

"I drove across the bridge and it collapsed. I fell into the river and drowned?"

The more Uncle Zhao thought about it, the more funny he found it.

Soon we arrived at the first traffic light intersection.

He no longer thought about it.

He touched the pocket of his coat and then his pocket. He wanted to take out a cigarette to smoke, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time. Just when he was planning to go downstairs to buy something after going to the company, he suddenly dropped a cigarette on the workbench. A cigarette.

I was immediately happy,

When you get addicted to smoking,

The happiest thing is this scene!

Uncle Zhao held the cigarette in his mouth,

When you take out the lighter and light it up like this,

Suddenly saw,

There was never a traffic policeman on duty, but now there was a motorcycle parked with police lights flashing.

Wearing a white hat,

A traffic policeman wearing a blue shirt, black trousers and white gloves was standing in the middle of the road, directing groups of students to follow the teacher across the road.

Uncle Zhao suddenly felt something in his heart.

The traffic police are out?

There was no traffic police in this place for 800 years?

OK?

Immediately in front of Uncle Zhao's car, primary school students wearing yellow sun hats jumped across the zebra crossing following the leading teacher.

"Is this a school event?"

"Traffic police were specially sent here to maintain order."

Uncle Zhao thought to himself.

At this time, his eyes couldn't help but look at several intersections. A young woman ran a red light?

There are traffic police here...

How is it possible.

Uncle Zhao watched the numbers on the traffic lights changing from red to green. He breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the old Taoist priest was not right.

He also carefully released the brakes and started,

He glanced at the traffic policeman on the left side of his car.

Uncle Zhao put down the cigarette he was holding in his mouth. Even if he was not smoking it, it would not be good for the traffic police to see him doing this...

at this time,

A banging sound came,

Uncle Zhao only felt his car shaking.

Subconsciously stepped on the brakes.

"what happened?"

The traffic police came over immediately.

He walked to the left front of Uncle Zhao's car, took a look, and waved to Uncle Zhao in the car.

"Ouch!"

"How do you drive a car?"

"Didn't you see that I was passing by on my electric bike?"

Uncle Zhao just got off the car,

Then he heard a woman lying on the ground on the right side of the front of his car, talking like a barrage of words.

Uncle Zhao couldn't care anymore at the moment.

What are you talking about with this woman?

In his mind now,

Those words of the old Taoist priest kept coming to mind!

Passing by the traffic light,

I encountered a young woman riding an electric bike running a red light!

Uncle Zhao ignored that woman.

It doesn't mean that the police also indulged her.

The policeman frowned.

He walked around the car and inspected it carefully.

After evacuating other vehicles,

He came back and said to the woman: "You are fully responsible for running a red light!"

The woman was shocked,

"You're talking nonsense, it's because he doesn't look at the road!"

"Why didn't he let me cross the road when I was riding an electric scooter?"

"Didn't you say give way to pedestrians?"

Seeing that the woman is about to act wild and roll around,

The policeman said coldly: "Then follow me back to the station. I will take you to take a good look at the surveillance and learn the traffic laws!"

The woman changed her mind again at this time,

"It was also my first time running a red light."

"Even if I am at fault, then this man drove across the road without paying attention to me and knocked me down. Doesn't it have nothing to do with me?"

"I feel like I need to go to the hospital."

"He has to compensate me for some medical expenses, right?"

The policeman sneered:

“I have no problem driving at all!”

"Do you understand that you are fully responsible?"

"They don't need to take any responsibility for you, and they don't need to take you to any hospital. On the contrary, you have to pay for their car!"

When the woman heard this, she immediately shouted,

"You traffic police are partial!"

"Obviously he was driving a car. I was riding an electric bike, but I fell down and he asked me to pay him for it!"

For such a messy person,

I've seen a lot of police.

As long as you take it to the bureau, you will behave much better!

At this time, Uncle Zhao came back to his senses,

He had mixed feelings in his heart,

He didn't expect that an old Taoist priest he met randomly on the roadside could give him such a big shock!

There has never been a place where traffic police were on duty.

The traffic police showed up...

He was about to cross the street and leave,

result,

The woman didn’t see the traffic policeman;

Just run the red light as before,

bumped into...

These things seem to have been decided somewhere...

It’s exactly the same as what the Taoist priest said!

At this moment, Uncle Zhao couldn't care less about chatting with this woman. He turned around and looked at the place where he was hit by the woman. There was only a slight scratch, which you couldn't tell unless you looked carefully. It seemed that the woman had been hit by the collision. On the tires.

"I won't pursue her case anymore."

"Can I go?"

The policeman looked at Uncle Zhao in surprise. Under normal circumstances, as long as Uncle Zhao went to the police station with him, he wouldn't be able to get more compensation, but he could still get a few hundred yuan...

Unexpectedly, you don’t want it anymore?

It looks like there's something urgent?

but,

When encountering this kind of thing, if the person concerned does not pursue the case, the police will not be able to say anything. After all, it is not a particularly big traffic accident...

There were no casualties.

Looking at the woman lying and rolling on the ground,

In fact, there was not even a scratch on the skin.

The policeman nodded,

"Okay, if you don't want to pursue it, you can leave directly."

The woman lying on the ground heard this,

Suddenly I didn't want to.

Although she is not a prostitute,

But when something like this happens,

She also planned to blackmail Uncle Zhao for some money.

I didn’t expect this person to leave!

"No, he can't leave! How can he leave if he knocks me down? Let him pay me compensation!"

The police ignored this woman and ignored her.

Directly help tow the electric car away.

Uncle Zhao drove away directly.

The police originally planned to leave directly, but the woman was lying on the ground and still acting violently. In desperation, he could only say:

"Come on, follow me to the bureau."

The subtext is,

Since you are seeking death, go to the bureau to receive safety education from the bureau.

……

Uncle Zhao drove to the company with a lot of worries.

After parking the car,

Straight up the stairs.

He was thinking about the second sentence the old Taoist said, that he would meet the boss and the female secretary in the toilet...

Don't you have any need to urinate at all?

Maybe go to the toilet.

He sat for a while and felt relaxed.

at this time,

He suddenly felt like he wanted to go to the toilet.

Uncle Zhao was shocked,

Suddenly, he thought of sitting on the sofa with Lin Bei after lunch and chatting. His wife poured a lot of tea, and while talking, she unknowingly drank a lot of water.

"This?"

Uncle Zhao stood up with some doubts.

I looked at the corridor and it was empty. No one was there. My colleagues were all sitting in the office.

After arriving at the door of the men's room,

Uncle Zhao stopped.

He hesitated in his mind, should he open the door and walk in? Would there really be a leader inside?

at this time,

The door creaked open.

Who is it if it’s not the leader?

Uncle Zhao was stunned for a moment and walked into the toilet unconsciously.

The leader glanced at him a few times.

Didn't leave,

Instead, he stood on the sink at the door,

Wash your hands slowly.

Uncle Zhao was already nervous, and he couldn't pee while standing next to the urinal when there were people around...

Just walk into the partition.

As soon as he opened the door, he suddenly heard the leader calling him from behind: "Old Zhao!"

Uncle Zhao didn't have time to look back.

I saw a female secretary wearing old-fashioned clothes, a white shirt on the upper body, a black A-line skirt on the lower body, and black stockings, standing in the toilet in a panic.

Although neatly dressed,

But my hair is a little messy,

The expression is also a little messy...

Uncle Zhao instantly understood what happened.

Just when he was embarrassed,

When I don’t know what to say…

The leader spoke.

"The drainage in the men's restroom is not very good. I asked the secretary to come over and fix it."

A leader is a leader after all...

As soon as I opened my mouth, I found a reason that was not a reason.

Uncle Zhao could only agree:

"Yes, yes... the drainage in this toilet is indeed not very good. It really needs to be repaired."

Uncle Zhao moved away,

Let the female secretary inside come out.

Quietly again,

Went into another compartment.

The female secretary and the leader at the door left one after another. They didn't seem to have much reaction to the scene of being bumped into today...

But in Uncle Zhao’s mind at the moment,

But it’s overwhelming!

He thought of the third sentence the old Taoist said!

I will die today!