Fortune telling on the street, the school beauty will send me to jail in the beginning

The boy sitting at the fortune telling table,

Hearing Lin Bei's words, he was stunned.

"A picture of my brother?"

"What do you want his picture for?"

Lin Bei said seriously: "This matter may have something to do with your brother. I need to make sure again."

The boy heard this,

I was confused for a moment...

My online dating actually got involved with my younger brother?

What the hell?

But doubts are doubts,

He still took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, found his brother's photo, and handed it to Lin Bei.

The people watching nearby,

At this moment, he also looked confused.

"The master is telling this young man's fortune. Why does he need a photo of his younger brother? Is there something going on in this?"

"Do you think his brother secretly played with his mobile phone and sent some inappropriate things to his online dating partner?"

"It's really possible!"

"I lent my phone to my younger brother for fun. He had been playing with the King of Pesticides, but the girl I liked sent a message asking me if I wanted to go shopping and watch a midnight movie..."

"In the end, that unlucky thing..."

"Send a message directly to that girl and tell her that I don't like her and ask her not to bother me again!"

“When I found out later, I was totally confused!”

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed when they heard this. What kind of resentful younger brother is this, that he can cheat his older brother like this?

The boy who heard everyone chatting,

He is no longer calm now.

"Grandmaster!"

"My brother doesn't do the same thing, does he? He did often borrow my mobile phone to play with!"

Lin Bei was already looking at the photo of the boy's younger brother,

Fortune telling completed.

With a suppressed smile on his face, he finally said: "Don't worry, your brother didn't do what they said!"

The boy breathed a sigh of relief.

"That is how the matter?"

Lin Bei said: "Do you think your girlfriend is very petite? She is a few years younger than you."

The boy was stunned for a moment,

Then he nodded and said: "Yes, she took some photos of me. My body in jeans is smaller, and my feet in stockings are also smaller... She told me that she has a loli figure!"

The people around me had evil smiles on their faces,

"Who can say no to a little lolita?"

"And it's a little lolita in white stockings!"

The boy's face turned red when he heard these words, and he explained in a low voice: "She occasionally wears loli clothes, but usually she wears more mature clothes."

Lin Bei smiled and said:

"Have you ever felt that her voice is relatively tender?"

"It seems a little tender..."

"It sounds like she should be younger. She said she is indeed a year or two younger than me."

The boy replied as he thought.

Lin Bei cleared his throat and said:

"Then have you considered this person as your brother?"

In fact, he wanted to laugh a little at the moment,

Because this thing is really weird...

After listening to Lin Bei's words,

Suddenly stunned,

Should you consider your online dating partner and your younger brother together?

In the boy's mind,

A lot of information flashed through in an instant.

Two small bodies,

One is a younger brother, and the other is an online dating partner wearing a JK uniform, and they slowly overlap!

"hiss!"

He took a deep breath.

"No way, Master, are you saying that my online dating partner is actually my brother who lives next door?"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

The entire audience suddenly burst into disbelief. The boy's online dating partner turned out to be his younger brother?

My younger brother is wearing jk white stockings,

Take a photo and send it to your brother in the next room?

Mom...

and,

Some people who like to make up their minds instantly thought of the sweet chat records between the two on WeChat...

"This is too outrageous!"

Bai Qianqian looked at Yu Xinyan dumbfounded, and Yu Xinyan was also confused at this moment.

Lin Bei saw that everyone had misunderstood.

He waved his hands and explained:

"It's not as perverted as you think..."

"The girl he fell in love with online is not his brother, but a real little beauty, but she is not very old."

Everyone was a little confused when they heard this.

Even the very smart Yu Xinyan was confused at this moment. She has a similar figure and age to her younger brother, but she is not the younger brother...

Lin Bei explained with a strange expression:

"Actually, this is all a trick played by your resentful brother. He knows what kind of girl you like, so he went to the class to find a little lolita with both good looks and figure!"

"Let her play with you!"

"Scam out all your pocket money!"

"You recently wanted to meet someone offline, but that little loli didn't dare. She was afraid that she would be beaten if you recognized her, so she didn't dare to contact you."

Good guy!

After listening to Lin Bei's explanation, the boy said

He suddenly stood up from the small chair he was sitting on, "Master, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

Lin Bei spread his hands,

"Absolutely true."

"You can go home now and take a look at your brother's cell phone. It contains all the chat records between him and that little loli."

"Including how to discuss how to lie to you..."

"And how to trick you into spending money with them. They all talked about it, and they were very careful."

The boy didn't even have time to say thank you to Lin Bei.

His face turned red with anger,

He turned around and ran away from the park crazily under the gaze of everyone.

Everyone around them couldn't hold back at this moment!

Laugh like crazy.

"You resentful brother"

"This older brother is fooling me, and he is clearly being played by my younger brother... The little guy is also very good, and he actually knows how to start with what my elder brother likes... If my elder brother likes a little lolita, just find one..."

"Hahaha……"

"No wonder my friend sent a message yesterday asking me to come over for fortune telling if I have time. Hahaha, this twists and turns on site are much better than those variety shows!"

"Haha... indeed!"

"Those nonsense don't laugh challenges on the Internet, what kind of stupid videos are they, how can you have fun watching fortune telling!"

Bai Qianqian and Yu Xinyan were also dumbfounded at this moment.

I didn't expect it...

It turns out that the ending is like this...

This resentful brother,

I completely grasped my brother’s xp!

How old is he?

The boy who just told fortunes must have just entered high school. How old is his younger brother?

How experienced he is at doing this kind of thing!

people at this moment,

The mood is no longer as exciting as before.

Many people were originally led to think that Lin Bei had no ability, but now they changed their views because of the fortune telling just now.

Starting with a boy,

The rest of the people were now braver and eager to go up to Lin Bei to tell his fortune.

now,

Three teenagers walked up together.

"Master, the three of us want to calculate something, how much do we need to pay?"

Lin Bei smiled and said:

"Since it counts as one thing, it must be a payment!"

Of the three,

A young man wearing glasses took out his mobile phone and scanned two QR codes to complete the transfer.

"It's the way it is."

"The three of us helped an old man who fell down some time ago, and then his family members came. If the three of us knocked him down, we would have to pay for it."

"We want to ask..."

"Is there any other way to solve this problem?"

When people around heard this,

There was an instant uproar!

"How dare you help the elderly these days?"

"These three young men have no idea that people's hearts are sinister. If you forcefully intervene in something that has nothing to do with you, you will definitely cause trouble!"

"You still have to help when you need help."

"Brother, when you say this, you have never been severely beaten by society. A friend of mine originally prepared money to buy a house and get married because he helped an old man. But what happened? He lost all his money... "

"These three students are so pitiful..."

Lin Bei listened to the words of the people around him,

He also sighed at this moment.

Although what they say is not very nice, the real situation is like this. Some old people are specifically trying to extort money, while some old people are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and they don't even know who hit them...

Because we need to cure diseases,

Because I want to live,

Therefore,

Caught some kind person?

Even if any kind person is unlucky.

Just like the line in the movie, only good-hearted people will be pointed at a gun.

The three teenagers stood quietly,

I want to hear what Lin Bei has to say.

Everyone also pricked up their ears,

I want to hear how this fortune teller solves this problem. After all, this problem is the number one problem at the moment!

Lin Bei made a secret with one hand,

I gave a fortune to all three young men.

then,

He began to deduce the ins and outs of this matter again.

Everyone at the scene only saw,

Lin Bei is sitting,

Suddenly something was different.

That feeling is very strange,

It's kind of like,

Look at the gods and Buddhas in the temple hall,

Even though he was sitting there motionless, an inexplicable sense of awe arose in people's hearts.

Everyone was a little surprised.

"Little fortune teller, what happened?"

"Why do I feel like I'm going to a temple to offer incense when I look at him?"

"Yes, yes, I feel the same way!"

"Oh my god, I thought I had some misunderstanding just now, but you guys feel the same way?"

"My little master seems to be doing something right!"

at this time,

Lin Bei also finished deducing the whole thing.

He said with a sullen face:

"Call the police."

Everyone was stunned. There was no use calling the police for this kind of dispute. Even if a lawsuit was filed, most of the time it would be them who would settle the matter...

Just when everyone was sighing,

When I feel sorry for the three teenagers,

Lin Bei said:

"I already have all the evidence of their crimes."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Isn't this a civil dispute?

Why has it become a criminal case?