Universal Mechanic

Lin Changye: Anyway, let’s take a break first? After playing the game for so long, it’s time to do some exercise.

As he spoke, Lin Changye stood up and moved his body, then took out a small cube and put it into the upper socket of the game console.

Luo Yuan: What is this? Game plug-in?

Lin Changye: If possible, I hope you can say this is a training prop.

As he spoke, Lin Changye pressed the power button on the game console. The next second, countless light spots emerged from the gaps in the square.

Luo Yuan poked the light spot floating in the air and said: What is this?

Lin Changye: The movable target goblin.

As he spoke, Lin Changye snapped his fingers and the next second the light spots in the sky began to move at super high speed!

Luo Yuan narrowed his eyes and looked at the little goblin moving at super high speed and said: ...This is much faster than bullets, but it's not impossible to hit it.

As he spoke, Luo Yuan took out his two guns, but Lin Changye stretched out his hand to stop him.

Lin Changye: Hey, this is a new house. Before I found that construction madman Hiyori, please restrain yourself. If you want to use this, use this.

As he spoke, Lin Changye took out two toy pistols.

Luo Yuan picked up two toy guns and played with them for a while before saying: What kind of laser gun is this?

Lin Changye: It's not impossible if you say that. After all, this thing can indeed ignite a piece of paper, although the battery may run out of power before it is ignited.

Luo Yuan: So just use this laser gun to hit these small light spots?

As he spoke, Luo Yuan began to shoot at the light point in the air. The next second, as the light point was hit, a counter and timer appeared in the air.

Time: 09:59

Quantity: 1000/998

Lin Changye sat on the sofa and combed Li Yisheng's hair and said: Finish the beating within ten minutes or I will beat you.

Luo Yuan: Wait a minute, Captain, isn’t this punishment a bit too much? ? Do you have a problem with me? And there are rewards! ?

As he spoke, Luo Yuan chased the moving light spots, constantly adjusted his movements, and pulled the trigger at high speed to eliminate these light spots.

In less than ten seconds, seventy points of light had been destroyed by Luo Yuan.

Lin Changye: ...I seem to have adjusted the speed a little too slowly? It's better to adjust the speed a little faster.

Luo Yuan: Wait! Captain, it's hard enough like this, right? ? Don't keep making it more difficult!

Lin Changye: Since you still have room to complain, it means you don’t think you will fail at all. The evidence is that from just now to now, you only moved your upper body and your lower body remained motionless.

Luo Yuan smiled bitterly and said: Do you think I don't want to? But captain, didn’t you see that my feet were tied!

At this time, Luo Yuan's feet were locked to the ground by countless shadow chains, making him unable to move.

Li Yisheng: If you don't do this, you won't be finished in five minutes even if you take those two toy guns.

Luo Yuan: Then you let me move! My fingers are almost cramping!

Lin Changye: Come on, the time has only passed three minutes and you only have 562 left.

Luo Yuan: Tsk! I didn’t expect that just not being able to move would make such a big difference!

As he spoke, Luo Yuan started to pull the trigger harder.

five minutes later

Luo Yuan lay on the carpet and gasped: I, I can't survive!

Lin Changye: On the bright side, at least you broke the record of the closed beta.

The corners of Luo Yuan's mouth twitched and he said: ...This thing actually has a closed beta?

Lin Changye nodded and said: That's right, the official name is the System Goblin for professional shooting training. Each gun will have ten randomly moving light points. If they are all hit within ten minutes, they will enter the next level. There are ten levels in total. The difficulty will increase. If you fail once, you have to try it all again. The current fastest record is twenty attempts.

Luo Yuan: ...Are there really no problems for people in this world?

Lin Changye: I think there may be something wrong with your brain right now. Stop acting, you are not that fragile. This level of exercise is no different from warming up for you.

Luo Yuan: ...That's right, but the problem is that when I bent back just now, my waist slipped away! Can any of you help me? Didn't you notice that I was lying on my stomach?

Lin Changye: ... Yi Sheng will deal with it.

Li Yisheng looked at Luo Yuan who was lying on the ground and said: ...I have to admit that your flash is quite serious, so you should just give it acupuncture.

As he spoke, Li Yisheng took out a pack of silver needles. The next second, a hundred silver needles in the pack floated into the air.

Li Yisheng: Ah, let me first say sorry to you. It may hurt a little, so don’t move around.

After hearing Li Yisheng's words, Luo Yuan said in a panic: Wait! What are you going to do! ? The captain will stop your wife!

Lin Changye gently combed Chu Yunqi's hair with his hands and said: ...I'm sorry I can't move.

At this time, Chu Yunqi, who was standing by, took advantage of Li Yisheng to help Luo Yuan with acupuncture (which was definitely not an experiment) and threw herself into Lin Changye's arms to act coquettishly.

Luo Yuan knew what happened without even looking.

Luo Yuan: You can’t choose Chu Yunqi, blah blah blah!

Before Luo Yuan finished speaking, Li Yisheng inserted the needle directly!

Luo Yuan:…….

Luo Cangyue: ...You can’t move anymore?

Chu Yunqi: Big bat, what are you doing?

Li Yisheng: Don’t worry, he just can’t move. According to my theory, it will be very efficient to force the fatigue out of his body in one breath. However, this method also puts a considerable burden on the human body and does not require certain qualities. People cannot bear it.

Lin Changye: Simple and crude but really efficient, right?

Li Yisheng: Yes, this was originally designed by me to help you adjust to the best condition, but I didn't expect that your condition would be so bad that you can't even speak.

Luo Yuan:…….

Luo Cangyue: How about I recover?

Li Yisheng shook his head and said: No, otherwise these silver needles will get stuck in his body.

Luo Yuan: ...I said don’t use me as a guinea pig.

Li Yisheng: Oh, can you speak? How does it feel?

Luo Yuan: ...Except that I can't move, it's fine. When can I move?

Li Yisheng: When you are able to move, your current state is to expel toxins from your body. The reason why you cannot move is because this process stimulates all the body functions of your body in one breath, causing your nerves to become knotted. You can move as soon as the detoxification is completed.

After speaking, Li Yisheng took a sip of tea to moisten his throat.

Luo Yuan: How long will it take?

Li Yisheng: It depends on your physical condition, but it seems like it will take more than five minutes, right?

Luo Yuan: My body is so bad?

Li Yisheng: I can’t say that because these silver needles are made of mithril and can transmit my magic very well. Therefore, this process will also force out your old injuries and side effects, so it may not be due to your poor health. It was because he was hurt too much.

Luo Yuan: ...I really can’t deny this.

Lin Changye: Then let's take this opportunity to take care of ourselves. You know, Yi Sheng doesn't usually treat people.

Luo Yuan: ...that's fine.

five minutes later

Luo Yuan: Oh, I can really move!

Li Yisheng looked at Luo Yuan who was moving around and picked up the cup cake on the table and smashed it down and said.

Li Yisheng: Don't move! I haven’t taken out the needle yet!

As he spoke, Li Yisheng raised his hand and all the silver needles originally inserted into Luo Yuan's back detached from Luo Yuan's back and began to float.

Li Yisheng picked up one of the silver needles and studied it and said: Okay, this is the end.

Luo Yuan said while moving his body: Oh, my body has indeed become so relaxed! It’s more comfortable than having a buff!

Li Yisheng: Of course. How long do you think I spent on research?

As he spoke, Li Yisheng released a fireball that burned all the silver needles.

Luo Yuan looked at Li Yisheng who did not hesitate to burn the silver needle and said with twitching lips: Is this made of mithril? Is it so wasteful?

Li Yisheng: That’s why I didn’t dare to use this treatment method until now. Otherwise, it would be too expensive, but it wouldn’t work without burning it. It’s full of toxins.

Lin Changye: There are a hundred needles in one pack and there are more than 30 of us. Think about how much it costs.

Luo Yuan: ...Forget it, it’s scary just thinking about it.