Universal Mechanic

Charlotte held up a glass of rose wine and said: Hey, Xiaoyan, please stop being so introverted. Everyone is just going there to finish off the enemy.

Shen Yanyan: But I just don’t have the motivation! Xiu said that I would only get in the way if I stayed, and he even refused to let me into the courtroom!

Asta said as he was looking at the complete list of alchemical potions: After all, your working method, which is even more exaggerated than 996, is really a problem.

Shen Yanyan:…….

Chu Yunqi: Okay, okay, stop bothering her. But I still have to find time to train you again.

As she spoke, Chu Yunqi walked over and sat on the chair.

Shen Yanyan shook her head and said: It's useless. I have tried it myself but I still get addicted if I'm not careful.

Chu Yunqi thought for a while and said:... I pulled you here because you would be affected by Ji Qianhua's abilities. I didn't expect that when most of your powers were restricted as part of the contract, you would still not be able to control your abilities.

Shen Yanyan: I was actually almost able to control the power of the King of Hell, but the other one was just not working.

Chu Yunqi: The other nine should be able to help you, right?

Shen Yanyan: But it can only maintain the normal operation of reincarnation. I have to figure out other powers.

Chu Yunqi shook her head helplessly and said: There are huge problems with your handover.

Shen Yanyan: I don’t know why even Brother Ksitigarbha asked me to find a Di Ting and then left…

Chu Yunqi: This is abnormal. Dizang is famous for keeping his word. All other Buddhist disciples chose to reincarnate and gain experience, but he has been staying in hell.

Shen Yanyan: Frankly speaking, he almost looks more like a jailer than a jailer... But that's not the point! The question is why they left!

Chu Yunqi: ...Who knows? And don't interrupt me. The focus now is to help you train. Anyway, you don't want to go to work in the short term. I will help you with special training starting tomorrow.

Shen Yanyan: ...I have a bad feeling.

Chu Yunqi: Don’t make trouble. I am a saint and I will not bully you.

Shen Yanyan said with a struggling look on her face: ...Woo woo woo! Woo woo woo!

Chu Yunqi: Okay! Since you have no objection, then let’s do this!

After saying that, Chu Yunqi left with a smile.

It was not until Chu Yunqi left that Shen Yanyan was able to speak.

Shen Yanyan: Why is there such an excessive profession as the Holy Maiden of the Spirit?

Charlotte: It's because you are suppressed in every aspect.

Shen Yanyan: This is not my fault!

Asta: Okay, okay, I have to admit that she is the person who understands souls best in the world.

Shen Yanyan: But this can’t be the case! I also want to save face.

Charlotte: Don't worry, Sister Yunqi is smart and she will give you face when necessary, but forget it at other times because you really can't beat her.

Shen Yanyan:…….

While they were chatting

Xiao Mingqin shook his head helplessly, put the Phoenix on the grill, and dragged the grill out.

Ashtar: What are you doing?

Xiao Mingqin: As expected, the Phoenix fire bed is too high! Unlike the last time we were beaten into pieces, this complete firepower cannot be used in the kitchen.

Asta was collecting the books and said: Let me help you, just carry it out?

Xiao Mingqin asked someone to take the grill away and turned to the kitchen to get the seasonings while saying: Yes.

five minutes later

Xiao Mingqin used the Ten Swords of the Immortal Eater to light the fire and started grilling the meat.

Asta looked at the firestorm in front of him and said: Will it really not burn like this?

Xiao Mingqin: If I just keep grilling it, it will definitely burn, so I plan to keep cutting off the meat like I do with shawarma.

Ashtar: Is it possible?

Xiao Mingqin: There's nothing I can do. The phoenix is ​​too big and it would be a bit troublesome if I didn't want to pay attention. I have already processed the wings, legs, head and tail in advance and cut them off separately. What I'm roasting now is the body part that I stuffed with vegetables in advance. In theory, after I cut the meat twice and roast it again, I can prepare to eat it.

Ashtar: What about the cut meat?

Xiao Mingqin: I make it into shredded chicken salad. As for the other parts, I remove the bones and steam and roast them. Some of them are being marinated and will be pan-fried, deep-fried, and stir-fried later. I plan to use the rest for midnight snacks and as soup base.

Asta: It’s quite luxurious. Do you need any help?

Xiao Mingqin: Just help me maintain the grill. I don’t have the energy to take care of this when I’m cutting the meat.

Ashtar: Got it.

In Zhu Rongnian's workshop

Zhu Rongnian picked up the decoration sample and said: How about this?

Zhi Qianshang: ...a little bigger?

Zhu Rong thought: If it was a little bigger, the gem would have been replaced.

Zhi Qianshang modified the drawings while thinking.

Zhi Qianshang: ...How about changing it into a bottle? Anna can put holy water in it. Holy water is much brighter than gems.

Zhu Rong Nian: Really? Then how about changing the shape? The reflective effect of this shape is not suitable for holy water.

Zhi Qianshang said while modifying the drawings: So...it looks like this?

Zhu Rong Nian: Is it too sharp?

Zhi Qianshang: But a bit of aggressiveness is in line with Anna’s style.

Zhu Rongnian: Okay, now that you win, how many do you need?

Zhi Qianshang: Twelve of the same size and then an enlarged version of about this size.

Zhu Rongnian took a look at the drawing and said, "It will take a lot of time to create the shape for me in one day."

Zhi Qianshang: Then I will take this time to finish making the coat.

Zhu Rongnian: Is the skirt sewn?

Zhi Qianshang: The body is ready, only the decoration part is left. I will make it together with the cloak later. If I make the decoration together, I am afraid I haven’t even done half of it now. The mixed fabric with mithril thread is quite complicated to handle.

Zhu Rongnian: Then I will finish the decoration now and make the bottle tomorrow.

Zhi Qianshang: I leave it to you!

half an hour later

After taking a bite of the salad, Charlotte said: It tastes good, but the flavor is a bit bland.

Xiao Mingqin: After all, the phoenix is ​​not raised specifically for eating, so the taste will naturally be a little worse, but the nutritional value is very high, so just treat it as a nutritious meal. Of course, if you really don’t like it, I have prepared various sauces to go with it.

As Xiao Mingqin spoke, he walked over pushing a cart full of sauces.

Feng Xiaoyu: Give me one!

Luo Mengli: I think it’s okay.

Luo Xiaoyao: I'd like to have some sauce. Are you sure it's not too bland?

Luo Mengli: I’m okay.

Zhi Qianshang: I don’t think it tastes good...Xiao Mingqin, add the sauce!

Zhu Rong Nian: Then I’ll have one too.

Luo Cangyue: ...If it’s tasteless, add some sauce!

Li Fenghua: I don’t need it, there is no difference anyway.

Li Yisheng: Give me some of all the sauces.

Shen Yanyan: I want one too!

Anna: It’s better than I expected. At least it tastes good. Just give me some salt.

Chu Yunqi: This is fine with me. I’ve eaten worse things before.

Luo Yuan: It’s okay.

Lin Changye: Give me some sauce, otherwise it would be too boring.

While providing service, Xiao Mingqin said: It seems that the phoenix ingredient is only suitable as a soup base.

Lin Changye: Anyway, I'm sorry to have put so much effort into it.

Feng Xiaoyu: Maybe it’s because they are too well protected and are just fledglings with no experience. But after all, the phoenix is ​​not a chicken and it won’t become delicious even if it is fattened up.

Xiao Mingqin: I'm starting to worry now. The nutrition I eat now is okay for us to deal with on a daily basis, but if you go for training, then this amount of nutrition will be almost negligible, and may not even be as useful as giving me a cabbage. However, I have to admit that it is quite effective in improving fire resistance, and fortunately Fang Mengtie is not picky about food, so I don't have to worry about not being able to finish it.

Lin Changye: In short, girl, don’t look so reluctant. If you replace someone else, it will only be more unpleasant.

Mu Xingshuang: But it feels so weird. It’s so juicy and not dry at all, but it just has no taste…

Xiao Mingqin smiled bitterly and said: Hahaha, I didn't expect that cooking it too well would be a problem. I should have cooked hot pot earlier. It wouldn't be bad to eat it with the sauce... If you don't like it, don't force yourself to eat it. I can prepare something else.

Lin Changye: Wait...Okay, you should go cook something else.

After hearing Xiao Mingqin's words, Fang Mengtie had already picked up the huge chicken leg and started eating it in big mouthfuls.

Xiao Mingqin: ...How about a hamburger?

Lin Changye: Yes.

twenty minutes later

In Lin Changye's workshop

Lin Changye said while eating a hamburger

Lin Changye: So we can know that since the object is pushed out, the internal sensor will be activated and trigger the ramp above to let the object fall again, and then it will trigger the piston again to push the object out. Do you have any questions?

Mu Xingshuang: Yes, teacher, why are we suddenly studying the assembly line?

Lin Changye: Because it’s convenient, and it won’t be a problem if you learn it when you need it.

Mu Xingshuang: Then teacher, should we make self-disciplined machines? This should also improve efficiency.

Lin Changye: Alpha is enough. AI is very important for autonomous machines. If you want to make an autonomous machine, you need to cultivate an AI.

Mu Xingshuang: Then Alpha is really useful.

Alpha: That's it!

Lin Changye: Alpha is my friend's greatest masterpiece and of course it is excellent, but Alpha's performance has always been in a state of excess. If you can use Alpha effectively, it can still grow, so this Alpha doll is yours and you must get along well with it.

Mu Xingshuang: Huh? Poof!

Before Mu Xingshuang could react, an Alpha doll was suddenly fired from a nearby turret and hit her in the face.

Mu Xingshuang: ...So it belongs to me?

Lin Changye: That’s right, it’s up to you now. So just finish your work.

After saying that, Lin Changye snapped his fingers and a large amount of information popped out from Mu Xingshuang's communication bracelet.

Mu Xingshuang: Hey, hey, hey! Why are there so many! ?

Lin Changye: Who knows? Let’s get started now.

Mu Xingshuang: Wow!

Just when Mu Xingshuang was working frantically

In the living room

Li Yisheng said as he looked at the box on the table that was covered with various defensive spells and seals.

Li Yisheng: In the end, I still have to do it?

Luo Mengli fiddled with the opened sphere in her hand and said: Who knew there was insurance under the alchemy props? But it has been done to this extent, no wonder it was not broken by Lin Changye's casual sword.

Li Yisheng: Alpha said that they took it out from a safe in the treasure house. The material seems to be quite strong, right? Alpha said that they scrapped a bunch of drills and bombs before they took it out.

Luo Mengli: That safe seems to have been recovered, right? Do you know what Zhu Rongnian is?

Zhu Rongnian said while taking a drink: I have checked and it is an alloy with fine steel as the base and mixed with other materials. However, the strange thing is that even when I make this kind of alloy, I have to add some blending materials for bonding and adjustment, but this alloy does not have similar substances. It is more like it is directly fused together.

Luo Mengli: ...If it is alchemy, it can indeed achieve a similar effect, but the effect is definitely not as good as your manual fusion. It is an equivalent exchange. The original characteristics of the two materials will be weakened after the fusion. If the amount of materials is not controlled well...a piece of rusty scrap iron is stronger.

Li Yisheng: The situation with magic is similar.

Zhu Rongnian: Then this is most likely made by alchemy using a large amount of raw materials as the cost?

Luo Mengli nodded and agreed: It is possible that from this sphere I can judge that the other party's alchemist is quite powerful, but it is strange that there is a problem with the technique. It looks more like a group of alchemists processed in an assembly line than one person.

Zhu Rong Nian: ...It sounds interesting, but is it possible? There shouldn't be such a usage in the works of alchemists, right?

Luo Mengli: If it were just a matter of manufacturing components and then being put together by one person, that would be enough.

As she spoke, Luo Mengli took out a small knife and easily pried open the sphere. Then, after repeating the action several times, the originally complete sphere turned into a table of parts.

Luo Mengli picked up one of the parts and observed it for a while before saying.

Luo Mengli: It is indeed much more obvious at this glance. My expectation was correct. These parts were not made by the same person.

Zhu Rongnian: I’m afraid he’s not even a craftsman. The techniques used on these parts are all different. I’m sure they were made on a large scale?

Luo Mengli: If we do this, no one will notice anything and it doesn’t cost much... How long will it take you to get these parts?

Zhu Rongnian: It can be done within an hour.

Luo Mengli: Hmm~ It looks quite interesting. By the way, is Yisheng okay?

Li Yisheng: Okay.

As he spoke, a key made of magic patterns appeared in Li Yisheng's hand. Then Li Yisheng violently poked the key in his hand into the box. With a sound of breaking glass, the seal on the box was lifted.

Luo Mengli: Open it! Open it! I want to see these idiots... Is this what's inside?

As Luo Mengli spoke, she stared dumbfounded at the box that Li Yisheng opened, which contained a USB flash drive.

Li Yisheng: Ah Ye, come here!

Lin Changye: I’m here.

As he spoke, Lin Changye picked up the USB drive to make sure it could be used, then took out a laptop and plugged it into it.

(The author reminds you: If you find a USB flash drive outside, do not use it casually to avoid virus infection.)

Lin Changye: Alpha, come and see what’s inside.

Alpha: ...Decoding...Insufficient report capacity!

Lin Changye: Let me see... I need to prepare an extra computer. Alpha can just help me order a testing machine.

Alpha: Got it!

Li Yisheng: Can’t this computer be used?

Lin Changye: The performance is not good enough. Let’s try the machine first to see if it works. If not, we can only find a ready-made one.

Xi Qiling, who was originally looking at the intelligence network, suddenly said: If necessary, I can get a military aircraft!

Lin Changye: It shouldn’t be that different in level.

Alpha: Master, the test machine will not be delivered until tomorrow.

Lin Changye: Let’s talk about it tomorrow. By the way, has anyone been to the ruins?

Alpha: No life signs. Do we need to continue monitoring?

Lin Changye: Go on.

Li Yisheng: Do you think anyone will investigate?

Lin Changye: Let’s give it a try. It doesn’t matter if we have another Alpha doll.

Xi Qiling: It’s so strange, I don’t have any records of this kingdom of God.

Li Yisheng: Tell me about it.

Xi Qiling: There is only some basic information... I have asked people to collect relevant intelligence. It is a good time to collect intelligence and expand our territory a little bit.