Universal Mechanic

Luo Yuan: By the way, it suddenly occurred to me that we seemed to have forgotten something?

After hearing what Luo Yuan said, Xi Qiling took out his notebook, flipped through it and said: Uh, let me take a look... Well, we have to go find Zhi Qianshang to measure our bodies so that we can make the dress.

Luo Yuan: I should appear directly in armored form, why do I need a dress?

Xi Qiling: Stop playing high O jokes, but after all, you are the chief and you have to make an appearance no matter what. Oh, and by the way, I also have to make an appearance, so I have to prepare the same type of dress as the Queen but a low-key one.

Luo Yuan: I'm pretty much the same. I'll wear the old black suit, after all, His Majesty is wearing white.

Xi Qiling: Or a coat?

Luo Yuan: Let’s add a cape or cloak. Charlotte should be wearing a dress.

Xi Qiling: It seems that she needs to prepare later. After all, hers must be more conspicuous than ours.

Luo Yuan: After all, you are a diplomat, so you must deal with troubles.

Xi Qiling: Then please get rid of the annoying bugs.

Luo Yuan: Yes, yes, yes. So what should we do next? If we go to report, not all the people will be there, and we will have to repeat it again, which will be troublesome.

Xi Qiling: That’s true, but I have already uploaded the information.

Luo Yuan: That’s okay, but what should we do now?

Xi Qiling: Let's go to Zhi Qianshang first? It's almost time.

Luo Yuan: That’s fine. If we don’t agree on it in advance, she will definitely make a super gorgeous dress for me.

Xi Qiling: There’s nothing wrong with being a little gorgeous, right?

Luo Yuan: But it’s difficult to move.

Xi Qiling: That makes sense.

As they were talking, the two of them came to Zhu Rongnian's workshop.

Then he saw Lin Changye, who was being pinned down by Chu Yunqi with a helpless look on his face.

Zhi Qianshang said while choosing a suitable cloak: You two wait a moment, I will match a set for Lin Changye first and then you can take over.

Lin Changye: ...Can’t you just let me get up?

Zhi Qianshang: If I let you get up, you will run away, right?

Lin Changye: ...It's too troublesome. Can't a simple coat and cloak be enough?

Zhi Qianshang rolled her eyes and said: "No! Although the protagonist this time is Xiao Xingshuang, you must be more conspicuous than her! But I will make some adjustments. When the time comes, you can press the mechanism and pull it down to ensure that it will not get in the way."

Lin Changye: I don’t seem to have the veto power, right?

After Zhi Qianshang put together a dress, she said: Of course, Sister Yunqi, you can get up now, Lin Changye, you go and try it.

Lin Changye said as he got up: Okay.

After saying that, Lin Changye took the clothes and left.

Zhi Qianshang took out a few sketches and said: Then come and see what style you want!

Xi Qiling looked at the sketch and said: The style is good indeed... but I can't wear it as gorgeously as the Queen.

Zhi Qianshang: Oh, sorry, what about these?

As she spoke, Zhi Qianshang quickly changed the sketch to a simpler and neater style.

After Xi Qiling kept selecting, his eyes lit up and he picked up a sketch and said.

Xi Qiling: That's it! But why is only half of it wearing long pants and the other half wearing shorts and stockings?

Zhi Qianshang: Well, this is a new attempt! By the way, if you don't mind the trouble, you can also add leg rings! It is guaranteed to increase your charm!

(The above plot is by no means the result of the author playing too much Bang Bang Bang and it definitely does not represent the author's XP.)

(Chu Yunqi: I feel like your words are more likely to be misunderstood.)

(Please do not enter this area without permission, thank you. It seems that the patch for the Saint should be added soon.)

Xi Qiling: ...your XP is getting weirder and weirder.

Zhi Qianshang: Stop talking nonsense, do you want it or not?

Xi Qiling: Yes, but don’t be too shy.

Zhi Qianshang: Don’t worry! Then what do you want, Luo Yuan?

After Luo Yuan handed the sketch in his hand to Zhi Qianshang, he said: This.

Zhi Qianshang took a look at the sketch and said: ...You actually chose this one.

Luo Yuan: Is it not possible?

Zhi Qianchang: ...It's not impossible, but this was originally used for cosplay, so just modify it.

Luo Yuan: How did you develop this style?

Zhi Qianshang: A cosplay group had it custom-made for me before. Well, you want something simple, right?

Luo Yuan: It’s best to be simple.

Zhi Qianshang: But it still needs decoration. How about adding gold edges, some accessories, and light armor.

Luo Yuan: I think it’s okay as long as you don’t stand out too much.

Zhi Qianshang: I understand. Then what about Sister Yisheng?

Chu Yunqi: She just left. After all, there were countless clothes in her closet for her to choose from.

Zhi Qianshang: I would like to design a new set for her, but I can’t ruin Lilith’s intention.

Xi Qiling: Ah, so Lilith gave the suit that she had ordered for you two to the Queen.

Zhi Qianshang: I know, but unfortunately I haven’t thought of a way to upgrade that suit.

Xi Qiling: Is it because there is no material?

Zhi Qianshang: I have no inspiration. If it was ordinary clothes, it wouldn’t be difficult to modify it, but this is a suit that requires constant adjustments.

Zhu Rongnian: In that case, I'm afraid the two of us will be busy for several months.

Zhi Qianshang: If it is stable, it can be modified in a few days, but the prerequisite is to have inspiration! ! ! It’s so annoying! I’m going to use up all my brain cells just by designing Anna’s clothes!

Chu Yunqi: Stop acting cute, you still need to help me modify my clothes. I want to wear that one for the event.

Zhi Qianshang: I know, so I have already drawn the sketch. The military uniform style you like is remade for convenience, and it has many pockets inside for you to store elf stones.

Chu Yunqi: Thank you! Next, I will wait for Zhu Rongnian to be free again.

Zhu Rong Nian: If it is a weapon design, it already has a prototype? After all, it is not difficult to make a ring blade, it just takes time to select the materials.

Zhi Qianshang: But the appearance is designed by me and it will match the clothes, so I guarantee it will be very charming!

Chu Yunqi: I don’t care about that. As long as I can do it well, it’s fine.

Zhi Qianshang: Don't worry, there will definitely be enough time, because the dresses that are only to be used once, except for yours and Anna's, are all modified from existing clothes.

Chu Yunqi: I see,...so where did His Majesty go?

Lin Changye walked over and said: Don't worry, I didn't run away. I just hung a stupid girl on a tree and told her to read a book.

Chu Yunqi: Ah, this suit suits Your Majesty very well.

Zhi Qianshang: Right? A white shirt with a dark blue vest, a coat and a fur cape, combined with Lin Changye's temperament, any normal person would know that the person in front of him is the king. Can Lin Changye accept this?

Lin Changye: Well, if that’s the case, I can accept it, but it shouldn’t be that simple, right?

Zhi Qianshang: It still needs to be decorated, but it’s just the vest, coat and cloak. Of course, it would be better if some accessories could be added.

Lin Changye: ...If it's less than five, I can accept it. By the way, can I change this outfit? The cape is too hot and too much of a hindrance.

Zhi Qianshang: I will change to a more suitable material later. After all, it was originally used for polar expeditions.

Lin Changye took off his cloak and said: Hey, do you want to kill me with the heat?

Zhi Qianshang: There’s nothing I can do. This is the only luxurious one I have. Don’t worry, I will change the material.

Lin Changye: That’s fine. By the way, have we forgotten anyone?

Xi Qiling: Xiaoyan hasn’t come yet, let me ask... Hey, Xiaoyan, where are you going to choose the dress you want to wear today?

Shen Yanyan: Sorry, I don't have time now! There are a few fugitives behind the gates of hell and I'm trying to catch them! Just let Zhi Qianshang decide!

After saying that, Shen Yanyan hung up the phone.

Xi Qiling: That’s it, I’ll leave it to you, Lu Zhi Qianshang.

Zhi Qianshang: Well, to be honest, this is more convenient for me. After all, she is quite shy and she would probably not want to choose a skirt for her.

Xi Qiling: Don’t overdo it.

Zhi Qianshang: Don’t worry, I don’t want to die yet. Her legs are very long, so let’s prepare a style that can highlight her legs.

Xi Qiling: …then she will really hunt you down.

Zhi Qianshang: Don't worry! I'm a professional. She just feels a little shy at most.

Lin Changye: Just don’t get beaten to death. Speaking of this, that dead girl is still alive. Just now Alpha seemed to be carrying something strange over there.

After saying that, Lin Changye left.

Luo Yuan: Then I’ll leave too.

After saying that, Luo Yuan flashed and ran away.

Xi Qiling: I also have to go collect materials for Her Majesty the Queen.

After saying that, Xi Qiling opened the space door and left.

Zhi Qianshang: Then we still need Asta and Mengli, but there’s no rush.

Zhu Rong thought: Can I use this dress first? Thanks to Lin Changye's help, the scales have been dealt with.

As he spoke, Zhu Rongnian handed the box containing neatly arranged scales to Zhi Qianshang.

Zhi Qianshang picked up a scale and said: Sword energy is really convenient. Should I try to learn it?

Zhu Rongnian: Forget it, you don’t have the physical strength.

Zhi Qianshang: Yeah, that’s right. Let me prepare it. Bro, you go have the instant noodles, I want the seafood ones!

Zhu Rong Nian: Yes, yes, do you want canned food?

Zhi Qianshang: Whatever.

Zhu Rongnian: Got it.

At this time in Asta's house

Asta sighed helplessly and said: "If it really doesn't work, let's not try it, right? My house is about to be ruined by you, and I still have to live there."

Luo Mengli casually placed the alchemy potion on the table, spread her hands and said: Okay, I really have no other choice, and my student has something to do, so I have to leave first.

Ashtar: When will the ship arrive? I'll take you there.

Luo Mengli: An hour later, I was the only student who was going to leave, but now I have to report too.

Asta: Thank you for your hard work.

At this moment someone suddenly pushed open the door and said.

Oh no! The neighboring town has observed signs of a monster going wild and requested our assistance!

Asta frowned and said: This is a trouble. The city wall over there has not been repaired yet. I'm sorry, it seems I can't take you there.

Luo Mengli waved her hand and said: It's okay, just go and do your work, I'm just going to take a walk nearby.

Asta nodded and said: Sorry, I'll treat you to a drink next time!

After saying that, Asta teleported away.

Luo Mengli: Then I’ll go out for a walk too.

After saying that, Luo Mengli walked towards the door, but when she passed by the person who had just come to report the news, she suddenly said

Luo Mengli: Seeing that you are out of breath, there are healing alchemical potions on the table. Take one and use it. Be careful not to take the wrong ones from the ones on the shelf, as they will attract alien beasts.

After saying that, Luo Mengli left.

Just after Luo Mengli walked away, the man walked to the table and picked up the bottle of alchemical potion that Luo Mengli said could attract alien beasts, then ran out of the town in panic. After hesitating for a long time, he finally threw the alchemical potion to the ground.

However, after the bottle broke, the alien beast did not come over as he had expected, but his legs were frozen by the potion!

Then, just as he was struggling anxiously, the blade of the greatsword appeared next to his neck.

Ashtar: So the moral of the story is don't mess with the alchemist's potions and don't leave them around.

...Why are you here!

Asta did not answer his question but said: Are you really a spy?

...So you have suspected me for a long time?

Ashtar: Of course I doubt everyone, but why do you do this? Your daughter's disease should have been cured and you just found a job with great difficulty, right?

...because they promised that if I did this they would bring my wife back to life! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But I really miss her!

As he spoke, the man collapsed on the ground and started crying.

Asta: But this is impossible. The dead cannot be resurrected. This is the rule. Even a lich can only create undead creatures.

…But they promised me! They promised me!

Luo Mengli: How can a bunch of charlatans do something that even gods can't do? If she died not long ago, it might be possible, but it's been so long. Even if you kill more gods in exchange, you can't get your wife's soul back.

As she spoke, Luo Mengli poured the potion for removing the ice onto the ground. The man, who had lost his support from the ice, knelt heavily on the ground and said in despair.

Then what was my sacrifice for?

Asta: ...Tell me everything you know so that I can let you go.

...I said.

At this moment, Asta suddenly threw out a spell card to block the attack.

Luo Mengli: I’m coming!

After saying that, Luo Mengli ran out.

Asta: ...Forget it. She wouldn't beat anyone to death. Hey, I'm leaving now. I don't intend to let you die in vain.

As Asta said this, he dragged the man away.

half an hour later

Luo Mengli said while dragging a dozen prisoners: I'm back!

Asta looked at the dozen or so prisoners and said: The number is less than I expected.

Luo Mengli: Because I killed the others. They were too troublesome. There was no way to catch these guys if I didn’t kill them.

Asta: Paladins are indeed troublesome, but never mind, this is enough.

At this time one of the prisoners said

You! You should be solving the beast disaster!

Asta: I'm sorry that I never intended to leave from the beginning. What happened today was just a show.

Hahaha! It turns out you're not a good person either! You actually gave up a town!

Asta: I'm not as inhuman as you are. It's not that I won't go, but there's no need to go. I knew there might be a beast disaster nearby, so I sent people there in advance. Well, it's about time.

Impossible! Even we all rely on the Lord of the Court of Holy Light to know why? Why can't I control my mouth? !

Luo Mengli: That’s because I gave you a truth serum. From now on, you can only tell the truth and cooperate with me. After all, this may make your death less ugly.

As she spoke, Luo Mengli opened a test tube and poured the liquid inside into the mouth of one of the prisoners. Then the prisoner's seven orifices began to bleed, and in less than a minute his blood was drained!

Asta: ...When did you start playing with drugs?

Luo Mengli: This was given to me by Fenghua, and the effect is even more cruel than I expected.

Asta: Her poison has always been like this, right?

Luo Mengli took out several test tubes from her sleeve and said: Of course there are enough for us to try slowly.