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Chapter 67 It’s not a toothpick, then you take off your pants and let everyone identify it
Wonderful, so wonderful!
Ye Ying felt more and more that there were definitely many Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks hidden in this small village.
As expected, what did she say? Where there are crouching dragons, there must be phoenix chicks.
The next moment, the dissatisfied voice of Widow Li's man came from the other end of the wall: "What the hell are you talking about? Li Yu, who can't do it? It's obviously your bad belly that doesn't live up to expectations!"
Then, the man suddenly raised his voice:
"What the hell! Sister Wu, you really need to take care of your old man. When I come back from playing cards every night, I always see your old man sneaking around in front of my house!"
"Two days ago, I caught him one night. He was so drunk that he stupidly asked me if it would be okay for my wife to pay five yuan a time. If it was okay, he would go home and secretly get some of my wife's money. .”
Everyone: "..."
"I kicked him directly, and he ran away without even putting on his slippers!"
It was such a serious matter, but when it came from the mouth of the man from Widow Li's family, it inexplicably added a lot of joy, and bursts of laughter suddenly broke out.
The old woman who was called Sister Wu felt ashamed and blushed with embarrassment.
"This old pervert! Let's see how I deal with him and me when I get home!"
Then he turned around and ran away.
I originally came to watch the fun, but I didn't see that other people were watching the fun instead.
Ye Ying couldn't help but laugh so hard that the corners of her mouth twitched. She couldn't accept that such a ridiculous thing happened in this small village, and the person involved was her neighbor.
Who would have thought that a seemingly normal village would have such a bizarre and shocking incident.
I'm afraid, there's more to it than that!
"Okay! Are you done with the ink? Back to business!" Seeing that everyone's attention was distracted, Qian Jin, who had never had a chance to interrupt, completely lost his patience and yelled dissatisfied.
"What nonsense were you talking about just now, you fat bitch? I'm not a fucking toothpick. Stop making excuses for yourself towards Qin Muchu!"
Ye Ying replied without thinking: "You said you are not a toothpick, then you took off your pants and let everyone identify you?"
Then he pretended to walk up to Qian Jin and stretched out his hand.
"You... are sick, you crazy woman, female hooligan!" Qian Jin's face flushed red, he subconsciously grabbed his pants, turned around and ran out of the yard.
Seeing this, Chen Hanmin panicked and ran away: "I remembered that the weeds on the field haven't been weeded yet. I, I'll leave first. It's just the breakup fee, forget it."
Zhang Yuan: "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first!"
Of these young people, only Fang Yong and Li Ergou were left.
Fang Yong was stunned and approached Ye Ying: "I'm not afraid, just come."
Ye Ying suddenly asked, "Come on, what are you coming on?"
"Female gangster, don't you want to take off your pants? You can do it. I can prove that I am not a toothpick. I am short of money, so you must give me the breakup fee today no matter what."
As soon as these words came out, Ye Ying's eyes darkened, and the crowd watching the excitement suddenly became excited!
This man is crazier than her when riding a horse!
Looking at Fang Yong's fearless expression, Ye Ying did not disappoint him. She gritted her teeth and pulled off his trousers. Suddenly, only a pair of boxer briefs were left on her legs covered with black hair!
Sensing a chill on his legs, Fang Yong hurriedly protected his key parts with his hands and stared at Ye Ying in horror, "Are you fucking serious?"
Ye Ying blinked and nodded, "Didn't you say that? Why are you regretting it!"
At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "Oh my god, that tiger bitch Ye Ying is so brave!"
……
In the end, the village chief, who heard the news, brought several young men from the village with him and arrived belatedly.
The village chief sent Fang Yong away after some hard talking.
Li Ergou and Ye Ying were taken to the village chief's office for education. The village chief asked them to stay private and not to make the matter too big.
But Ye Ying refused to pay the so-called breakup fee, life and death. In the end, his mother found out what Li Ergou had done, and drove him home with a broom.
Therefore, Ye Ying unfortunately got another nickname in this matter: female gangster.
He was already a ruthless gangster, but now here comes a female gangster, awesome!
Around noon, Ye Shuncheng and Li Yanmei came back from the fields and brought back a basket of sweet potatoes, with An Yueran following closely behind.
It seems that this girl went to the ground with the two elders.
They obviously didn't know what happened in the morning. As soon as they put the basket on the ground, they asked Ye Ying to peel some sweet potatoes and prepare sweet potato porridge at noon.
While peeling the sweet potatoes, Ye Ying asked An Yueran: "Why did you follow me to the fields?"
"Auntie, I woke up early in the morning and saw that you had been sleeping. I had nothing to do, so I went to the fields with my grandparents."
"Is the field fun?" Ye Ying asked casually.
An Yueran nodded: "It's funny, those rice plants are almost taller than me. Do you want to go with us this afternoon?"
Ye Ying was stunned for a moment and then agreed.
Anyway, idle is idle.
It happens to be the autumn harvest in a while, so I went to see what it was like.
In the afternoon, when the old couple set out to go to the fields, they found Ye Ying following them and couldn't help but stop and take a few more glances.
In the past, Ye Ying never went to the ground. He was too lazy to do anything, otherwise he wouldn't have grown so big.
Today, for the first time, she took the initiative to follow him to the fields, which made the old couple very puzzled. They subconsciously thought that Ye Ying was possessed by evil spirits.
Li Yanmei put down the hoe on her shoulder and reached out to touch Ye Ying's forehead: "Yingzi, are you okay, damn girl? Are you sick?"
Ye Ying could understand Li Yanmei. After all, his daughter, who was idle all day and was lazy to the core, suddenly seemed like a different person when she returned home. It was not surprising that she had a ghost.
She smiled and took the initiative to pick up the hoe on the ground: "It's okay, let's go, Mom, I'm fine!"
Li Yanmei still felt something was wrong, so she and Ye Shuncheng looked at each other in understanding, and then silently continued to lead the way.
Dayan Township is the first village in the county to cancel the production team. This year is the third year of cancellation. Now every household can only take care of their own fields.
During the Anti-Japanese War, one year when the Japanese invaded the village to cause trouble, Ye Shun had made outstanding contributions and was the household that received the most land in the village.
Therefore, Ye Ying's family not only grows large tracts of rice, but also various crops, such as small potatoes and sweet potatoes, which are not too many.
The rice they grow here matures once a year, and they basically rely on the rice harvested in September to achieve a full year's income.
If there was a natural disaster, it would be all over.
Ye Ying felt more and more that there were definitely many Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks hidden in this small village.
As expected, what did she say? Where there are crouching dragons, there must be phoenix chicks.
The next moment, the dissatisfied voice of Widow Li's man came from the other end of the wall: "What the hell are you talking about? Li Yu, who can't do it? It's obviously your bad belly that doesn't live up to expectations!"
Then, the man suddenly raised his voice:
"What the hell! Sister Wu, you really need to take care of your old man. When I come back from playing cards every night, I always see your old man sneaking around in front of my house!"
"Two days ago, I caught him one night. He was so drunk that he stupidly asked me if it would be okay for my wife to pay five yuan a time. If it was okay, he would go home and secretly get some of my wife's money. .”
Everyone: "..."
"I kicked him directly, and he ran away without even putting on his slippers!"
It was such a serious matter, but when it came from the mouth of the man from Widow Li's family, it inexplicably added a lot of joy, and bursts of laughter suddenly broke out.
The old woman who was called Sister Wu felt ashamed and blushed with embarrassment.
"This old pervert! Let's see how I deal with him and me when I get home!"
Then he turned around and ran away.
I originally came to watch the fun, but I didn't see that other people were watching the fun instead.
Ye Ying couldn't help but laugh so hard that the corners of her mouth twitched. She couldn't accept that such a ridiculous thing happened in this small village, and the person involved was her neighbor.
Who would have thought that a seemingly normal village would have such a bizarre and shocking incident.
I'm afraid, there's more to it than that!
"Okay! Are you done with the ink? Back to business!" Seeing that everyone's attention was distracted, Qian Jin, who had never had a chance to interrupt, completely lost his patience and yelled dissatisfied.
"What nonsense were you talking about just now, you fat bitch? I'm not a fucking toothpick. Stop making excuses for yourself towards Qin Muchu!"
Ye Ying replied without thinking: "You said you are not a toothpick, then you took off your pants and let everyone identify you?"
Then he pretended to walk up to Qian Jin and stretched out his hand.
"You... are sick, you crazy woman, female hooligan!" Qian Jin's face flushed red, he subconsciously grabbed his pants, turned around and ran out of the yard.
Seeing this, Chen Hanmin panicked and ran away: "I remembered that the weeds on the field haven't been weeded yet. I, I'll leave first. It's just the breakup fee, forget it."
Zhang Yuan: "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first!"
Of these young people, only Fang Yong and Li Ergou were left.
Fang Yong was stunned and approached Ye Ying: "I'm not afraid, just come."
Ye Ying suddenly asked, "Come on, what are you coming on?"
"Female gangster, don't you want to take off your pants? You can do it. I can prove that I am not a toothpick. I am short of money, so you must give me the breakup fee today no matter what."
As soon as these words came out, Ye Ying's eyes darkened, and the crowd watching the excitement suddenly became excited!
This man is crazier than her when riding a horse!
Looking at Fang Yong's fearless expression, Ye Ying did not disappoint him. She gritted her teeth and pulled off his trousers. Suddenly, only a pair of boxer briefs were left on her legs covered with black hair!
Sensing a chill on his legs, Fang Yong hurriedly protected his key parts with his hands and stared at Ye Ying in horror, "Are you fucking serious?"
Ye Ying blinked and nodded, "Didn't you say that? Why are you regretting it!"
At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "Oh my god, that tiger bitch Ye Ying is so brave!"
……
In the end, the village chief, who heard the news, brought several young men from the village with him and arrived belatedly.
The village chief sent Fang Yong away after some hard talking.
Li Ergou and Ye Ying were taken to the village chief's office for education. The village chief asked them to stay private and not to make the matter too big.
But Ye Ying refused to pay the so-called breakup fee, life and death. In the end, his mother found out what Li Ergou had done, and drove him home with a broom.
Therefore, Ye Ying unfortunately got another nickname in this matter: female gangster.
He was already a ruthless gangster, but now here comes a female gangster, awesome!
Around noon, Ye Shuncheng and Li Yanmei came back from the fields and brought back a basket of sweet potatoes, with An Yueran following closely behind.
It seems that this girl went to the ground with the two elders.
They obviously didn't know what happened in the morning. As soon as they put the basket on the ground, they asked Ye Ying to peel some sweet potatoes and prepare sweet potato porridge at noon.
While peeling the sweet potatoes, Ye Ying asked An Yueran: "Why did you follow me to the fields?"
"Auntie, I woke up early in the morning and saw that you had been sleeping. I had nothing to do, so I went to the fields with my grandparents."
"Is the field fun?" Ye Ying asked casually.
An Yueran nodded: "It's funny, those rice plants are almost taller than me. Do you want to go with us this afternoon?"
Ye Ying was stunned for a moment and then agreed.
Anyway, idle is idle.
It happens to be the autumn harvest in a while, so I went to see what it was like.
In the afternoon, when the old couple set out to go to the fields, they found Ye Ying following them and couldn't help but stop and take a few more glances.
In the past, Ye Ying never went to the ground. He was too lazy to do anything, otherwise he wouldn't have grown so big.
Today, for the first time, she took the initiative to follow him to the fields, which made the old couple very puzzled. They subconsciously thought that Ye Ying was possessed by evil spirits.
Li Yanmei put down the hoe on her shoulder and reached out to touch Ye Ying's forehead: "Yingzi, are you okay, damn girl? Are you sick?"
Ye Ying could understand Li Yanmei. After all, his daughter, who was idle all day and was lazy to the core, suddenly seemed like a different person when she returned home. It was not surprising that she had a ghost.
She smiled and took the initiative to pick up the hoe on the ground: "It's okay, let's go, Mom, I'm fine!"
Li Yanmei still felt something was wrong, so she and Ye Shuncheng looked at each other in understanding, and then silently continued to lead the way.
Dayan Township is the first village in the county to cancel the production team. This year is the third year of cancellation. Now every household can only take care of their own fields.
During the Anti-Japanese War, one year when the Japanese invaded the village to cause trouble, Ye Shun had made outstanding contributions and was the household that received the most land in the village.
Therefore, Ye Ying's family not only grows large tracts of rice, but also various crops, such as small potatoes and sweet potatoes, which are not too many.
The rice they grow here matures once a year, and they basically rely on the rice harvested in September to achieve a full year's income.
If there was a natural disaster, it would be all over.
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