After marrying Pluto, she was pampered every day

I lay on the kang.

Brushing the phone.

These days I keep seeing videos about me being a living god.

Some short video bloggers even went to the hotel where we were staying to broadcast live to gain traffic.

Very speechless.

What’s even more bizarre is that many metaphysical internet celebrities have appeared on the short video platform, claiming to be my name and making money.

Made!

Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it.

I can't bear it even more.

I rolled over and sat up.

He moved too much and kicked the old ghost awake.

"what happened?"

The beauty has sleepy eyes, a lazy posture, and a rare harmless purity in her every move.

My eyes lit up.

He rushed over and overwhelmed the old ghost.

Baji kissed him.

"Old ghost, you are so beautiful."

My mouth is watering.

The old ghost was stunned, and his brain was obviously still in a down state.

He reached out and held my waist and said, "Young lady, you get up in the middle of the night just to praise your husband?"

Because of my actions just now, his thin snow-white tunic slipped off his shoulders, revealing a large amount of spring.

It's really naked seduction.

I have long forgotten why I got up.

After being asked this by the old ghost, I remembered the business.

He took the phone and showed it to the old ghost, "They pretended to be me and started cheating."

The old ghost stood up and took me into his arms.

He took the phone and glanced at the live broadcast.

This anchor has a hyaluronic acid face, and his facial features look like they are about to fall off. How does he look like me?

"It's annoying that anyone believed her."

"What do you think, lady?"

"Crack down on counterfeiting. I want to crack down on counterfeiting. I can beat them every minute with my ability."

snort!

I am confident about my waist.

Dare to use my name to deceive people and make money.

If something goes wrong, I will take the blame and they will make the money. How can such a good thing be so cheap?

The old ghost didn't seem to think highly of me, "How do you plan to crack down on counterfeiters?"

"I also want to start a live broadcast"

"Oh! Is this your live broadcast of ghost hunting or divination?"

"This?" I scratched my long, messy hair and let it wilt, "I haven't thought about it."

The old ghost looked through my phone, and I don’t know what little magic he used to find all the accounts pretending to be my live broadcast.

Most of the videos they post are about divination, fortune-telling, exorcism, and disaster relief.

The old ghost planned for me: "Do you remember the cleaning online store my husband opened? If I want to live broadcast, you can use this store account.

The store account has been in operation and has a certain fan base. Furthermore, you can sell some talisman paper which is also income. "

I hugged the old ghost in surprise and said, "Old ghost, you are so thoughtful."

Trojan

I held his face and gave him a hard kiss.

His beautiful phoenix eyes blinked slightly, and his eyes gradually became hotter. He looked at me steadily, and the little bits of light shining in his eyes were particularly dazzling.

He raised his hand and gently helped me pull back the broken hair that covered my face. His Adam's apple slipped slightly and his eyes gradually darkened.

Her voice was low and hoarse, "Madam, I want to think about my husband..."

Before he finished speaking, his shoulders sank and his shirt slipped off.

The meaning is self-evident.

Depend on!

He really knows how to seduce people.

I know I can't resist his temptation.

Still doing this.

"Hmm! You little elf are really good at flirting."

I immediately threw him down and scratched him with my paw.

A chuckle escaped his lips.

He pressed me down hard.

"Ow~"

I howled at the top of my lungs.

Immediately after the crackling sound, I gave the old ghost a good beating, "You hurt me so much, you bastard."

It was so heavy that I felt like my belly was going to be punctured.

"Well, madam, it hurts for my husband too."

"That's what you deserve."

Just beat him to death.

devil.

Dead pervert.

knock knock!

"It's time to go to bed. What time is it and you're still fighting?"

Liu Zongyuan's voice suddenly came from outside the door along with the knock on the door.

I was stunned, "Didn't you say that Liu Zongyuan and Liu Er went to the mountains to practice?"

Is he back?

The old ghost was lying under me, his eyes were as charming as silk, and his flexible tongue licked the corners of his lips, half-smiling, "Go on, madam, and don't pay any attention to him."

Also.

How could Liu Zongyuan be as seductive as the little goblin in front of him.

I waved my hand and created a barrier to block Liu Zongyuan's noisy voice.

But it was dark the next day.

He knocked on the door again.

"Get up, get up, I didn't sleep yesterday, I can't afford it today."

I angrily put on my clothes and pulled at the door.

"Do you have any... people?"

The door was quiet, and Liu Zongyuan was nowhere to be seen.

boom!

I slammed the door and stood behind it for two seconds.

knock knock!

"Get up get up..."

call!

I opened the door suddenly and saw an afterimage flying past my eyes.

I chased him subconsciously.

It went into the next room opposite.

I lifted the door curtain and looked over.

The empty room remained the same as before.

But not a single person was seen.

No, I clearly saw that shadow running in?

I rummaged around.

There was no furniture in the room and there was no place to hide anyone.

Only one peony flower swayed slightly with its pink buds on top.

I walked over and picked up the flowerpot and placed it on the windowsill in the room.

This plant needs to absorb the essence of the sun and moon to grow well.

Besides!

"Did you just do something like that?"

That's for sure.

It has opened its spiritual consciousness, and there is no one else in this room. Could it be that it is a ghost?

However, "You are not allowed to imitate Liu Zongyuan in the future, it is not good."

When the old ghost is not around, he just wants to tease me.

I can't let Peony grow like him.

"I'll give you some spiritual stones, don't grow crooked, and learn more from the old ghost, do you understand?"

I took out a spiritual stone from the Qiankun bag and threw it into the flower pot.

The snack disappeared visibly to the naked eye, probably absorbed by Peony.

It unfolded its dark green leaves and flapped it twice. It could be seen that it was very happy.

Just the sound that came out, "The Immortal is back. The Immortal is back."

Why is it Liu Zongyuan's voice?

My brows turned into knots, "Didn't you hear what I just said? You are not allowed to imitate Liu Zongyuan, and you cannot imitate his voice."

"Good girl."

Ok?

My eyes widened in disbelief.

It turned into the old ghost's voice.

"Don't call me wife, call me master."

The peony buds are crooked, and the leaves are used to support the crooked buds in a very humane way.

It looks like a person holding his chin.

"Master's Wife"

I:……

"Miss."

The old ghost outside is calling me.

I pointed at the peony and threatened it, "If you call me madam again, I'll twist your head off."

After saying that, he hurriedly turned around and went out to find the old ghost.

The old ghost came in with a bag of things.

I followed him back to the bedroom.

Only then did I realize that what he brought back was a set of live broadcast equipment.

I am overjoyed.

"What do you do with this thing? It looks very advanced."

I have never been exposed to live streaming.

I didn’t even know there was professional equipment for live streaming.

I thought live streaming was just about using mobile phones.

By the time the old ghost installed these devices, an hour had passed.

He doesn't seem to be very proficient.

Fortunately, he is smart.

I'm not stupid either. I figured out the details within an hour of hard work.

Just after turning on the live broadcast, there was no one in the live broadcast room.

Until the old ghost came over with food.

There is still no one in the live broadcast room.

I simply gave up.

Sitting cross-legged with the old ghost in front of the live camera to eat.

Suddenly, I saw the barrage jumping in the live broadcast room.

The number of viewers went from zero to ten.

[Beauty, are you a newcomer? never seen it】

[The account is for cleaning, and the goods listed are, burning paper? What does this anchor do? Who will popularize it】

[I saw two beauties, all natural beauties with no filters on]

[Beautiful Sister Posts]

What the hell?

I looked closer at the screen.

"Who is going to popularize it?" I looked at the barrage and said, "Does this mean it should be popularized? What we call cleaning is to get rid of all evil spirits, eliminate demons and protect the Tao, do you understand?"

[The beauty is a Taoist priest who catches ghosts? 】

Me, "I'm not a Taoist priest, but I also catch ghosts, draw talismans to exorcise them, and do fortune-telling. I'm not allowed to do it for free."

[The Living God Fu Wushuang is very popular recently. You are also the Living God Fu Wushuang, right? 】

Depend on!

What is this nonsense?

Me, "I am Fu Wushuang. I am the only one who has no semicolon. The others are all fake."

[Hahaha, it turns out he is another hotshot. 】

I frowned: "I'm just me, and I'm trying to keep myself warm? Have you never seen the real Fu Wushuang?"

What's wrong with this society?

The truth has become a lie.

[Every living god would say this]

[It’s boring, I thought she was a natural beauty, and I wanted to support her, but I didn’t expect she was also hypocritical]

"Who is being hypocritical? You are the only one who is hypocritical."

The more I watch the barrage, the less I can control my bad temper and always want to quarrel with them.

"Whether you like it or not, I am Fu Wushuang. I am the real deal."

Pooh!

[I knocked on my sister’s face, and I’ve already paid attention to it]

[Natural beauties, I’m paying attention too]

[Where was that beautiful woman just now? Let her come out, and I will give you a rocket]

Rocket?

I heard it's very valuable.

I quickly lowered my head and opened my phone and looked at it.

Haha, a rocket is always a lot of money.

wow!

sure!

"Keep your word, brother, don't run away, I'll have him come right away."

As I spoke, I reached out and pulled the old ghost next to me into the camera.

Her long hair is like ink, and her eyebrows are delicate and picturesque.

His behavior is full of fairy spirit, and every imperfection is perfect to the extreme.

Paired with his pure white robe, it adds a bit of otherworldly cool temperament.

The barrage instantly started rolling like crazy.

one slice

【Lying trough】

【Lying trough】

【Lying trough】

【Lying trough】

……

sound.

[Real person or fake person? She is too beautiful. Beautiful cannot be used to describe her beauty. She is simply like a fairy descending to earth]

【Fairy Sister】

【Breathe the fairy air】

"I'm not a fairy."

When the old ghost opened his mouth, his deep voice caused the word "Fuck" to appear on the barrage screen again.

【male? 】

【man? 】

【Is there such a man in the world? 】

[If he were a man, how would we live? 】

【ah! ! I want to marry him】

【husband】

【husband】

【Husband ah ah ah ah ah】

【He is my husband】

……

I'm worried, what is this?

"Stop yelling nonsense! He is my man, so I have to hold it back and stop broadcasting it."

If the broadcast continues, my men will become other people’s husbands.

The old ghost shook his head and laughed.

He whispered: "I'm jealous."

"I'm sorry, you are not allowed to appear in front of the live broadcast camera in the future."

I pushed him away from the camera.

Depressed to death.

What's even more depressing is that the old ghost said: "Did Rockets receive it? Are you going to download it?"

Ah!

Depend on! I forgot.

I quickly retracted my hand and almost missed my fortune.

I didn't expect that big goth to be interesting enough, and he didn't care about what I said, so he shot two big rockets in a row.

I was immediately happy.

"Brother is so proud. Can you send me your palm in private backstage? How about I help you look at your future prospects?"

[No, I don’t believe this. Can you let the beautiful woman dance for me, and I will give you three more rockets]

Dance?

Dance your mother.

"Take off on your rocket! Fly far away"

I just rolled my eyes.

【puff! This anchor is really refreshing and refined, and he likes to criticize people]

"I'm sorry for you. If you don't like it, just close your eyes and watch."

Am I being rude?

I am such a person.

【Ha ha! The first anchor who is not afraid of losing fans]

[Anchor, can the burnt paper sold in the yellow cart at your home be used to wipe your butt]

"Yes, why not." Someone finally asked about the serious matter. Although it was a bit off topic, I replied, "After polishing it, burn it for your ancestors. I guarantee that your ancestors will have a tryst with you in their dreams every day after receiving it."

【Ha ha】

[Hahaha, the anchor is so funny]

[Anchor, can you figure out what I am eating? 】

"Eat, anyway, not from north to south."

[Goose goose, the anchor is so humorous]

[Anchor, can you figure out what time I poop?]

[Anchor, can you figure out why my mother hit me just now]

Ha ha!

I'm sure, these people are not here to tell fortunes.

They just came to make fun of me.

I was speechless and said:

"Looking at fortune telling predicts good and bad luck, and looking at your birth date and horoscope can tell you about your future. If I can even calculate your farts for you, that's not fortune telling. That's me installing surveillance cameras in your home to peek into your privacy. "

"Besides, I am a very serious person. Please be serious too. Fortune telling is not a joke."

[Are we not serious? Let’s be serious, okay? Just now I asked my mother why she hit me, why didn’t the anchor take care of it? Just let the anchor of the metaphysics guy next door count, why can’t you do it? I think the metaphysics boss is the real living god, and everyone else is a liar! 】

Question me?

Since she can do the math, why would she let me do the math?

What kind of peace of mind does she have?

I don’t want to find fault. After all, it’s the first day of live streaming. It’s not about making money by being friendly.

"Then how did she calculate it for you?"

[I also asked her in the barrage, and she said that I ate an extra bowl of rice. My mother used that bowl of rice to feed the dog. I was competing with the dog for food, so she beat me. Living God, do you think what she said is right?]

Ah!

I wanted to laugh, but I held it back.

This metaphysical master is so talented!

He can even calculate the leftover food left by his mother to feed the dog.

Are you sure there isn't surveillance installed in her home?

"Then is your mother really beating you because of this?"

I asked back.

【yes! So he is a master of metaphysics! 】

I looked down and laughed.

He said bluntly: "I can't figure it out."

【Huh~】

[You can’t even calculate this and still claim to be a living god]

[Under the guise of a living god, bluffing and deceiving]

【get out】

【Get out quickly】

I lowered my face and immediately decided to meet that metaphysics master.

The other party is relatively well-known and easy to find.

It didn't take me much time to connect with the other party.

The other party is also a beautiful girl, elegant and intellectual in a cheongsam.

【Fuck! So brave, this popular fake god actually dares to challenge a real living god and metaphysics master, and waits to watch being slapped in the face]

【I really don’t know whether to live or die】

[A little shrimp actually dares to challenge the boss of Mai Xuanxue? 】

【Who gives the false gods the courage】

The metaphysics boss knew about me from the barrage.

There was a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth, and he said to me, "Come to pk me? Sorry, I'm very busy and don't have time."

"What is PK?" I looked at the other party innocently, "I just played live broadcast and don't understand these things. They said you are very powerful and you are a real living god. I came over to take a look."

My pretense of innocence made the other party's face darken.

Apparently she thought I was deliberately trying to embarrass her.

[The fake gods are here to learn from their masters, right?]

[The real fairy, please give the fake fairy a hard slap in the face and let her gain attention by being popular. I hate Internet celebrities who follow the trend like this]

[Yes, just wait and see the slap in the face]