After marrying Pluto, she was pampered every day

puff!

itch.

I almost laughed like a pig.

Old ghost, he scratched the soles of my feet.

knock knock!

Liu Zongyuan couldn't stand it anymore, "Do you understand, please restrain yourself? There are two bachelors here!"

We are snakes, don’t always feed us dog food. "

The old ghost quietly retracted his hand and let me go.

He coughed and lowered his eyelashes.

I glanced at Liu Er from the end of his eye where I didn't notice.

Liu Ermiao understood, and released his spiritual consciousness to ask: "If the Immortal has anything to say, please tell me."

Old ghost: "I will give you and Liu Zongyuan 20 yuan of spiritual stones each, and you will disappear here within one minute."

Liu Zongyuan, who was confused, suddenly heard the voice of the old ghost in his consciousness.

He looked sharply at the old ghost.

Liu Er raised his eyebrows and looked at Liu Zongyuan, who blinked and said, "Give us 20 yuan of spirit stones each."

Old ghost: "Absolutely no lies"

Liu Er nodded.

Liu Zongyuan: Deal.

I was still wondering why these three men were flirting with each other, and why suddenly no one spoke.

The next second, Liu Zongyuan spoke, "I'll come first. Once upon a time, there was a mountain with two snakes in it."

I:…

"and then?"

"I'm done."

With Liu Zongyuan's perfunctory expression, do you think I'm a fool?

I am done?"

Liu Zongyuan nodded, "It's over."

I looked at Liu Er.

But Liu Er got up and got off the kang, saying without any hesitation, "Two snakes turned into humans in order to survive."

After saying that, the person had disappeared through the door.

I'm completely messed up.

Are these two snakes playing tricks on me?

Where is my knife?

I want to kill them for making snake soup and selling snake gallbladder.

"girl"

The old ghost moved away from the kang table and sat next to me, "Don't worry about them, there is still my husband! My husband will tell you a story."

I glanced at the old ghost.

Suddenly it occurred to me that the three of them were silent just now, maybe it was the old ghost who was doing some tricks.

Heart congestion.

I was tricked by the old ghost again.

"Old ghost, do you think I look like a fool?"

The old ghost stretched out his hand and squeezed my hand, "Madam, there is no need to question yourself."

I:?

"Break up, break up now."

Score decisively.

He is no longer the old ghost who only says yes to me and favors me unconditionally.

I'm about to explode in place.

I was angry with the old ghost.

The old ghost smiled and looked at the fried me tenderly.

One sentence, "You are the only little fool in my husband's heart."

I:?

He is affectionate.

I was dumbfounded.

Frustrated by his sudden words of love.

I really want to give him a slap in the face.

"Old ghost, you are not suitable for talking about love. You are only suitable for taking off your clothes to seduce me."

His body moved my heart more than his love words.

That's right, I was with him just because I was greedy for his body.

My goal is to sleep with him for the rest of my life.

The old ghost's smile froze slightly.

Immediately afterwards, the roots of his ears turned red.

But he soon returned to normal and gently took me into his arms.

"Sleep with me for the rest of your life? You really don't hide your feelings."

I leaned on the old ghost's chest and smelled the faint smell of grass on his body.

Take a deep breath.

"Is it useful to hide in front of you? Old ghost."

"Ok!"

"Leave your mind-reading skills to me!" I held his chest with my hand and raised my head.

He smiled.

A bit helpless and a bit doting.

He flicked my head with his fingers and said with a smile: "I have told you before, how can I read minds? It's just that my wife is simple-minded and all her thoughts are written on her face."

hiss!

"Don't keep playing with my brain." Although it doesn't hurt, I feel that I am so unintelligent because he played with my brain.

"Okay, just stay away from sex for your husband, madam..."

He lowered his eyes and held my hand tightly again, "Come back to the underworld with my husband!"

I:…

"Not now. I haven't made enough money and I haven't spent it all. It's too much of a loss to die now."

At least you have to spend all your money.

The old ghost laughed, "I didn't let you die."

"Wouldn't going to the underworld mean death? Who among the living would go there?" I felt confident.

The old ghost wanted to explain, but he opened his mouth but had no words to refute.

It seems so.

Who among the living goes to the underworld?

"Having said that, my wife's situation is special and she doesn't have to die. Otherwise, why would I bother forcing you to practice?"

Just to be able to be with her forever.

"No, I have to spend all the money I earned before I can leave with you, otherwise I won't be able to rest in peace, and I will have to fake my body even after I die."

Ha ha!

The old ghost held his forehead.

How to do?

He regretted earning that 100 million just to please his wife.

In addition, she earned Huo Qiu's 150 million and the 100 million from the live broadcast of the treasure hunt.

Ugh!

How long does she have to spend?

"Madam, it's not like we won't come back here in the future. What should we do if we run out of money?"

The old ghost abducted me.

I looked him up and down.

"I'll just earn it when the time comes. Anyway, I have to spend all my money."

The old ghost has a headache.

"Then, just spend all your money for your husband and your wife."

As he said that, he took out my mobile phone and opened the shopping app, and placed orders for everything he saw.

They were actually useless ghost coins.

I was shocked.

What new ideas has he opened up?

I grabbed the phone and said, "Are you crazy? Use my money to buy dead people."

The old ghost's eyes moved slightly, "It's only a few hundred yuan, and I won't go crazy as a husband."

Hundreds of dollars!

Ya Ya Ya!

"It's just a few hundred yuan, is that money? It's all my life!"

The old ghost didn't care, "Change it into a ghost coin and burn it to your wife. It will still be useful after you go down."

I:…

Thank you so much.

"go to bed"

"When will the lady spend all the money?"

As soon as I lay down, the old ghost picked me up again.

"soon"

I turned around and got into bed again.

"How fast it is."

He grabbed my collar, and I couldn't help but say, "A month or two, maybe!"

"Okay, let's wait for my wife."

He gently let go of his hand and tucked me in.

I kicked him away.

heat.

How many months has it been? Tuck me in?

Sleep till dawn.

It's dawn, and it doesn't matter if I'm sleepy or not. It's dawn when it's dawn.

I forgot to close the curtains at night, and the bright sun pierced me so much that I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to.

Ding dong ding dong!

My phone rang.

Drowsily, I took out my cell phone from under the pillow and dialed the answer.

Yawning, he asked, "Who is it?"

"Ha ha!"

A familiar sneer came from the other end of the phone.

The sneer was laced with contempt.

It's Huo Qiu.

My sleepiness disappeared immediately.

The call was immediately cut off.

Dudu!

Huo Qiu listened to the busy tone from the phone.

A chill flashed across his eyes.

Immediately dialed my number again.

I stared at the unfamiliar phone number on my phone, secretly guessing that it must be Huo Qiu again.

This man is like a poisonous snake.

I don't want to have anything to do with him anymore.

"Madam, why don't you answer the phone?"

The old ghost got up, picked up the jacket from the bed, put it on, and came over to get my cell phone.

I took one step ahead of him, pressed the phone and said, "It's Huo Qiu."

"how?"

"What? Why should I answer his call? He's a very bad person."

"How long can I hide if I don't answer his call? You might as well listen to what he has to say."

Huo Qiu is definitely a person who will never give up until he reaches his goal.

I looked at the old ghost's handsome face, as beautiful as a flower, and pondered his words over and over again.

It seems to make sense.

I picked up the phone and hesitated for a second.

Dial to answer.

Ordered hands-free again.

It turned out to be Huo Qiu on the opposite side.

"Haha! Are you willing to answer my call?"

"To be honest, I'm busy."

"I have a sister who said she wanted to kill you to avenge her son, so I took over the matter."

I raised my eyes to look at the old ghost.

The old ghost's fingertips arranging his dark hair paused.

I probably know what Huo Qiu is referring to.

"Then what? Do you want me to thank you? Oh! I definitely want to thank you, Mr. Huo, for your kindness."

I don't think he just wants to thank you.

But he didn't say anything, so I followed him around the bush.

"Fu Wushuang, I can ignore Huo Qiu's nephew. Do you think I will kindly thank you and take over this matter?"

tsk tsk!

This is the real Huo Qiu.

"Then who knows? What if you secretly like me?"

whee!

Disgusting people, I'm the best at it.

When the old ghost heard this, his face was slightly annoyed, and he wanted to flick my brain with his fingers.

I rushed forward and hugged his arm.

Baji kissed him.

To calm his mood.

The old ghost pursed his lips and raised the corners of his mouth.

"Forget it this time, I'll do whatever you want to eat."

"I love Xiaolongbao and wontons. I love you, old ghost."

"Fu Wushuang, did you hear what I said?" Huo Qiu on the other end of the phone was furious.

Hear again the love between me and the old ghost.

He narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Yes, I heard what you said. Mr. Huo, don't be so angry all the time. He may die suddenly."

The other party was silent.

I don’t know if you are angry with me.

A minute later, Huo Qiu spoke again, "Come to Kyoto as quickly as possible."

"I will go if you ask me to. Do you think you are a local emperor? Or do you think I care about you?"

Get sick!

Pooh!

I spat.

It was so loud, I didn’t believe he didn’t come.

Huo Qiu adjusted the frame of the mirror and said in a voice as if it had been tempered by ice, "If you don't want that damn fat man to be reincarnated soon, just do as I say."

Snapped!

He also hung up the phone.

bastard.

Threaten me with Xiaopang.

Huo Qiu is really a bad person.

Because of his phone call, I couldn't even finish my breakfast.

“Eat one more”

The old ghost put a small steamed bun on my plate.

I grabbed it and stuffed it into my mouth and said, "Let's go!"

"There's no hurry. Madam, let's eat before we go on our way."

The old ghost drank tea slowly.

It looks like a quiet time.

"Little Fatty is in their hands."

"He said, did the lady believe it?"

"That's it." Liu Zongyuan stretched his neck, swallowed the whole bun, and reached out to take it again, "Huo Qiu is not a good person, he doesn't say a word of truth in his mouth, he is used to deceiving honest people.

Why! Liu Er, you've already eaten eight of my steamed buns, this one is mine. "

Liu Er didn't even move his eyelids.

Liu Zongyuan reached out to grab it, but Liu Er turned around and avoided him.

Open your mouth and bite.

The bun immediately entered Liu Er's mouth.

Pooh!

Liu Zongyuanchao shamelessly spat on the buns Liu Er took.

Liu Er's face suddenly cracked.

Liu Zongyuan smiled triumphantly and successfully snatched it back, "I'm still more skilled!"

I was not in the mood to pay attention to their quarrel, so I frowned and asked the old ghost, "You mean the little fat guy is not in his hands?"

The old ghost slowly put down the porcelain white tea cup.

Coupled with his jade-like fingers, it is very eye-catching.

"Yes and no"

What is this called?

The old ghost's words can really make people anxious to death.

Just say half the words.

It is better to ask for yourself than for others.

I pinched my fingers and started to calculate.

But no matter how I calculated, I couldn't figure out the exact location of the little fat one.

However, the old ghost's face changed slightly at this time.

His pretty brows were wrinkled.

said something.

"Wait a moment, madam, I will go back to my husband."

about to leave.

"where are you going?"

"Underworld"

I:?

Old ghost, "My husband will be back soon."

"Something happened in the underworld?"

"Yes, I lost something very important."

"What's missing? Do you want me to help you?"

"No need for the moment, I'm just waiting at home for my husband to come back.

The old ghost walked very quickly.

There was no time to say goodbye to me properly.

It's not like he just said he would go back.

After breakfast, the old ghost hasn't come back yet.

It was almost noon and I couldn't wait any longer.

If the little fat guy is not dead, if I keep waiting, won't I be waiting for him to be killed?

Just go and meet Huo Qiu alone.

After all, we are also people of cultivation.

Just go.

I didn't tell Liu Zongyuan and Liu Er.

The two of them are still busy building a pergola in the backyard!

Don't bother them anymore.

I used a small spell to teleport to the door of Huo's villa.

Before going in, I first used my spiritual consciousness to investigate.

I didn't feel Fatty's breath.

I did see it...

In a black and white gray room.

Huo Qiu pinched the woman's thin waist and worked hard to sow the seeds.

The woman's skin was very white, and her voice sounded like an oriole.

The crimson face was filled with obsessed desire.

Holding Huo Qiu's big hand tightly, he wanted more with pain and joy.

Huo Qiu, this gentle scumbag, looked clear and fierce under his lenses.

Neat top, no wrinkles.

His hair was stuck to the back of his head so neatly.

His eyes were fixed on the woman's snow-white back without any emotion.

Like a machine without emotions.

Well!

My consciousness was suddenly blocked back.

“See no evil”

I:!

It's Liu Er.

Depend on!

This is so embarrassing.

I was caught secretly watching a short movie by the opposite sex.

My old face turned red.

"Haha! What a coincidence! Are you coming to Kyoto for business too?"

Woohoo!

Really, facepalm.

Embarrassed.

Liu Er didn't change his expression.

"Liu Zongyuan and I are here to find you."

"Liu Zongyuan? Is he here too?"

The corner of my mouth twitched. This time I really lost all my face.

"Wushuang, you, you are so unkind..."

Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive. Liu Zongyuan was one step slower than Liu Er.

When he came to me, he was panting.

He held his knees with both hands and gasped for air.

"I'm so tired, Liu Er, you don't know how to wait for me. And you, Wushuang, I'm your second husband. If your eldest husband doesn't come over such a dangerous thing, you have to tell me no matter what! I…"

"Liu Zongyuan, shut your mouth. The old ghost will bully me when I'm not here, right?"

I went over and kicked him.

He twists his waist and dodges.

I kicked the ball empty.

thump!

The kicking foot lost weight and I was forced to do a big split.

boil!

It tasted so sour.

My face turned pale.

Drops of sweat fell down.

"Wushuang, Wushuang..." Liu Zongyuan was frightened by me.

Come over and help me in a hurry.

"Hiss, ah! It hurts me so much."

Whoops!

The fleeting years are unfavorable.

"Go to the hospital!" Liu Er said expressionlessly.

"No, let me take it easy first."

Going to the hospital isn't humiliating enough.

"I'll rub it for you." Liu Zongyuan never forgets to take advantage of me.

"Go away." I pushed him, staggered, and stood up reluctantly holding on to the tree, "stay away from me."

I leaned against the tree for 5 minutes before I felt the pain was gone.

It seems that if I have the chance, I will have to sign up for a dance class and do La La Jin.

Maybe it will happen again someday.

I didn't need the old ghost to urge me, so I hurried to the underworld to find him.