After marrying Pluto, she was pampered every day

There are stories to listen to.

I quickly pulled up a stool and sat down, and took out a small bag of melon seeds from the Qiankun bag.

He took out a carbon stove.

Fill the kettle with water and light the charcoal fire.

He took out the tea bag and teacup.

Everything is ready.

"let's start!"

Liu Er:!

Old ghost: "...Madam should prepare melons."

His tone was casual, and I couldn't tell whether he was making a suggestion or implying that I was going too far.

Anyway, I took it as a good word.

Also very obedient.

I really took out a watermelon from the Qiankun bag.

"Come on, come on, let's talk while eating."

Liu Er ignored me and closed his eyes.

fell down.

"I am injured and need to rest. Please excuse me."

Uh?

"It's okay, you rest, we'll wait for Liu Zongyuan to come back and talk. He's very good at telling stories. At that time, he said that when he took a bath with you, you slapped his tail and he kissed you twice.

Tsk tsk tsk, it’s really…”

"Lady"

The old ghost scolded me.

Liu Er's forehead had veins bulging, "What else did he say?"

I glanced at the old ghost, shook my head and waved my hand at Liu Er.

I don't dare to say that, the old ghost will scold me.

Liu Er glanced at me.

He spoke slowly, "Your mouth is as annoying as Liu Zongyuan's."

I go.

It's not my business?

"Why am I disgusted with my mouth? It's not me who kissed you. I just told the truth and expressed the process that Liu Zongyuan told truthfully!"

baffling.

To be honest, it’s too difficult, right?

"Lady"

The old ghost is going to be angry, "Watch your words"

"I, what did I say again?"

Why did you provoke him again?

These two men simply couldn't communicate.

"Just shut up!"

I stretched out two fingers to hit the mark and covered my mouth.

Liu Er glanced away with a headache.

Don't want to see how stupid I am.

The old ghost didn't even look away, he just took down the boiled water and started making tea.

I feel like he's expressing that he's out of sight and out of mind.

"Liu Er, you're okay."

Liu Zongyuan is back.

Traveling with dust, he must have rushed back in a hurry.

"Shangxian, medicine."

He threw the medicine on the table and rushed towards Liu Er.

But when he got close to him, he stopped abruptly.

"I-I can't get close to you. Are you okay?"

Liu Er rolled his eyelids and stared at Liu Zongyuan.

"You think I'm in trouble?"

"Are you okay? Immortal, you have cured his poison, haven't you?"

Liu Zongyuan was pleasantly surprised.

He looked at the old ghost with joyful eyes.

Until the old ghost nodded.

He pounced like a tiger and knocked down Liu Er.

No matter Liu Er's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

He carelessly hooked his shoulder and shoulder, pulled him up, and punched his chest, "I know you are destined to be lucky. The thunder from the sky couldn't kill you back then, how could you be pinched by a little insect."

Liu Er's shoulders sank slightly and he shrank suddenly. Liu Zongyuan lost weight and fell behind Liu Er.

"Hey! What do you mean? Master..."

Don't wait for Liu Zongyuan to finish shouting.

Liu Er said to us in a deep voice: "Please go out first, Liu has something important to discuss with Liu Zongyuan."

Discuss important matters.

Liu Er bit these four words very hard.

The old ghost raised his eyebrows.

He raised the corners of his lips and said with a smile: "Be careful, my wife and I will go out to make medicine."

After speaking, he carried the teapot and medicine bag.

Walked out first.

"Madam, come out"

"Oh!"

Hey!

What is Liu Er going to do?

Why do I feel like they are so gay?

No, I have to try this melon.

After walking out the door.

The old ghost is going to make medicine.

I leaned forward and planned to listen to the corner.

But he was startled by a sudden loud noise.

Then the sound of fighting came from the room.

There was also the creaking sound of the bed boards.

What are these two snakes doing?

fight?

I'm so curious, I want to go in and have a look.

The old ghost suddenly appeared from behind me and grabbed my back collar.

He lifted me away from the window like a little chicken.

"Madam, what are you doing?"

"Passing by"

Look at my sincere eyes.

Weird.

The old ghost didn't believe my lies at all.

"Don't be too troublesome, or be careful of getting hurt accidentally."

I was brought to a simple stove by the old ghost.

A stove made of three stones.

There is a pot for boiling medicine on it.

It was steaming hot inside.

The old ghost sat down on the chair in front of the medicine pot.

Then he let me go.

"Old ghost, aren't you worried about them fighting?"

I'm afraid a fight has already begun.

"do not worry"

"I'm worried!"

"Who are you worried about?"

The old ghost's eyes were burning.

It made me a little afraid to speak.

I reached out and covered his beautiful red eyes, "Don't keep looking at me. If you look at me again, I will...eat you."

Suck!

I stared at the old ghost's moist lips.

My heart can't help but get ready to move again.

The smile on the old ghost's lips was too gentle to be true.

My eyes blinked slightly, and the long eyelashes swept across my palms, tickling.

It touched the tip of my heart like a small brush.

I peeked into the quiet room.

He quickly pecked the old ghost's lips and said, "Old ghost, you smell so good."

I really want to eat him.

The smile on the old ghost's lips kept widening, and his big hands grasped my thin waist and held it against his chest.

I sat down on his lap.

She took away the hand covering his eyes, held his face instead, and pressed it against his forehead.

But Jin'er is tired of him.

Bang!

Liu Zongyuan ran out.

He was in a state of utter disarray, with a large piece missing from the corner of his robe.

The corners of his mouth were broken.

There is a bruise over the eye.

The headband on her bun was gone.

Phew!

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Liu Zongyuan glanced sideways at me and Lao Guihou, stumbling and grinning.

Put it away immediately.

Keep your chest up and your chin up.

He looked at us arrogantly and said, "We are hugging each other in the blue sky and in the daytime. We are not ashamed."

Depend on!

This dead snake deserves a beating.

Just because he suddenly ran out, I was removed from his lap by the old ghost.

"To each other, as a serious couple, the most we can do is cuddle, how can we compare with you and Liu Er."

Behind closed doors.

Play Goblin Fight.

"What do you mean?"

Liu Zongyuan was so excited that the corners of his mouth twitched.

The pain made him gasp.

"It doesn't mean anything! Literally."

I spread my hands and shrugged helplessly.

"You, please stop talking nonsense to me. Tell me, did you betray me and talk nonsense in front of Liu Er?"

Otherwise, why would Liu Er beat him so hard?

Liu Er was not like this before.

"Ouch! What do you mean I betrayed you? I just relayed what you said to Liu Er.

As for why he did this to you, I think it's probably because he got rid of the poison! "

Therefore, he has no scruples and is not affected by the poisonous insects.

That’s why you take so much care of Liu Zongyuan!

It seems that Liu Er was tortured by the Gu insects during this period, so he took all his anger out on Liu Zongyuan.

"What do you mean by this?"

Liu Zongyuan was anxious.

"You think too much, what can I mean?"

Hey!

Could it be that Liu Er might have been affected by Gu insects before.

Have you ever been particularly attracted to Liu Zongyuan?

"Okay, don't be angry. I have some medicine for activating blood circulation and removing blood stasis. Do you want me to apply some to you?"

My attitude is very sincere.

Liu Zongyuan was awkward for a moment, then came over and sat on the ground, "Be gentle."

"Don't worry, I am the most gentle person, am I not an old ghost?"

The old ghost has the most say.

Old ghost:…

He lowered his head and coughed guiltily, "Ahem, maybe!"

I glared at the old ghost with dissatisfaction, "I'll think about it later."

"Yes, my wife is the most gentle and considerate."

As the old ghost spoke, he stood up suddenly and ran towards the small building.

I was stunned, "Why are you going?"

"I am worried about my husband being struck by lightning."

I:?

What do you mean?

"wait!"

As soon as I took out the medicinal wine, Liu Zongyuan shouted to stop again, "You are so concerned about me all of a sudden. Are you playing tricks on me?"

Let me tell you, with my IQ, I can’t understand the subtlety you are playing. "

So save it!

Snapped!

I slapped Liu Zongyuan on the forehead.

"You're afraid I'm playing tricks on you, so just wipe it yourself!"

Give him some medicinal wine.

The old lady turned around gracefully.

"Hey! Fu Wushuang, I am your fairy, and you treat me like this? Or I will make you bankrupt."

"Old ghost, Liu Zongyuan curses you to death."

I shouted at the top of my lungs.

Liu Zongyuan:?

Hearing this, he almost peed in fear.

I quickly looked back at the small building and at the top of the stairs, pointed at my nose and shouted, "Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense. When did I cast a spell on an immortal?"

"Just now! You made me bankrupt. All I have is an old ghost. Didn't you curse him to death?"

I'm not wrong.

Invisibly, Liu Zongyuan was forced into a handful of dog food.

Liu Zongyuan was speechless.

He stared at me with wide eyes and didn't respond for a long time.

"The medicine has been prepared. Remember to send it to Liu Er. Maybe he will be gentler next time."

whee!

I am good and bad.

It's not too big a deal to always watch the excitement.

"I'm not going"

This was his last bit of stubbornness.

Liu Er beat him, and he went to give him medicine?

Let Liu Er die!