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"That's it. How much is the total?"

"Mr. Chen, the total of these is? 26,800. Do you pay in cash or by card?"

"Swipe your card!"

"Okay sir".

The shopping process went smoothly, without any pretentiousness or contempt like in some novel plots.

Chen Xiaotian felt very disappointed about this, and there were not many opportunities to show off and slap people in the face.

However, it’s also good to think about it from another perspective. It can save you more time and less energy, and spend all your time on nutrition.

Chen Xiaotian left Lao Fengxiang's store and found a tobacco supplier. His father bought a bottle of Maotai Liangxuanhemen and hurried home.

After so many days of traveling, I finally returned to the city where I was born, my hometown where I grew up. At noon, people were coming and going on the street. Chen Xiaotian also parked his car and followed the crowd to the market. I finally came across a market, so I had to take a stroll, listen to the hustle and bustle of the people around me, and the familiar hometown dialect, and then order mutton rice noodles with Shuangshao, "Well, it tastes really good."

Chen Xiaotian has two homes, a new house in the city, and an old house in the countryside.

However, it seems that I and my parents have always lived in a new house, and only occasionally go back to the countryside when we are free. However, seeing that the folks in the village didn't know our family very well, Chen Xiaotian didn't think much about it. After all, he might only go back once a year, and sometimes he might not go back even once a year. It's normal not to know each other.

Time has almost passed, and in the afternoon it is time to go home, and the people going to the market have also dispersed.

Chen Xiaotian came to the Audi A[-] and got in, turned on the ignition, opened the exhaust valve, and turned on the street bombing mode (???????)

The city is a small city, but it doesn’t matter that there are so many things.

Chen Xiaotian turned left and right, walking through various alleys. The sound of the exhaust attracts many eyes. Chen Xiaotian didn't care whether their eyes were happy or unhappy, he was very happy anyway.

Finally, I arrived at my home community, entered the underground parking lot, and parked the car in my dad’s parking space (???????).

As for where dad’s car is parked, it’s none of my business (???????).

I picked up my luggage and went upstairs. When I arrived, there was a knock on my door.

Let's knock on the door. I'm here to surprise them, not to frighten them. If I open the door suddenly, they will definitely be scared to death if they are at home?(??)?

Boom boom boom!

"Who?" There was a voice coming from inside, a voice that did not belong to a middle-aged woman.

Yes, this is my mother. Her voice is still so charming. I don’t know why my mother and father are so young. When walking with them, people ask if they are the three siblings. Anyway, we go shopping together, Chen Xiaotian. It means that you are very hurt (o﹏o?).

"The water meter reader," Chen Xiaotian pinched his nose and said,

Li Yanran looked suspicious, "You shouldn't! I charge my own water and electricity bills? What the hell is going on today?"

Li Yanran looked confused. I looked at the surveillance camera outside the door and saw that it was a man. I was even more confused. Why did I feel that this man looked so familiar? It was difficult to recognize him even though he was wearing a mask. Also, no one had ever come to read the water meter with a suitcase and a schoolbag on his back. .

Boom boom boom!

Although confused, Li Yanran opened the door.

What he saw when he opened the door was his eyes, which seemed to hold a thousand emotions and resentments, and he could not tell them all. The years had been kind to him and left no trace on his pretty face, which was as white as jade, but he had grown mature invisibly. The charm, commonly known as the charm, still exists.

Of course, this is because my mother has no idea. He just thinks he is beautiful, and because of this, his mother has become a stumbling block in his journey to singlehood.

So since I turned 18, I have been unwilling to go shopping alone with my mother. I missed a lot of love because I went shopping with my mom.

Chen Xiaotian excitedly opened his arms and stepped forward. "Mom misses me so much...

"Bang~dong, pinging, pinging, pinging!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Chen Xiaotian immediately rubbed against the smooth floor and turned over a box of fire extinguishers. The suitcases fly further. Fortunately I had a schoolbag on my back.

"Well, what's going on, it's impossible, absolutely impossible.

"This is not my mother," Chen Xiaotian thought crazily in his heart.

Although he was in a sneak attack, I shouldn't have flown so far. The only possibility is that he has also practiced.

But since I was a child, I didn’t know that my mother had practiced it!

Could it be rebirth?

Or maybe my mother is a fairy and her memory has been restored?

Or is it that this person hurt his mother and disguised himself as his mother?

…………

In the blink of an eye, Chen Xiaotian has thought about countless possibilities.

Li Yanran looked at the guy in front of her. His expression changed from disbelief to realization to anger. She expressed doubts ∑ (o_o;) Could this guy be a face-changing master?

Chen Xiaotian was like a carp.

"who are you?"

Li Yanran; "Huh???"

Chen Xiaotian; "Tell me who you are, did you take my mother's body?"

Li Yanran; "Oh, so you are...

Chen Xiaotian; "Okay, you won't tell, right? I'll hit you and tell you."

Li Yanran; “…………

Chen Xiaotianfei was hit with a series of fatal kicks, and Ip Man drove the pile

Bang~bang~bang~bang!

"what"

piu～↗↘框

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Li Yanran smiled, "Xiaotian, when did you know the three-legged cat kung fu?"

Chen Xiaotian got up from the ground in disgrace, "Don't call me Xiaotian, you are not my mother at all. My mother doesn't know kung fu."

"Hahahahaha, hahahahaha."

"What are you laughing at?"

Li Yanran laughed so hard, "Haha, hahaha, burp, my mother's stupid son, hahaha." (*^▽^*) That's just because you didn't know it before. Come in, I didn't recognize you just now, bring me Even though you are wearing a mask and you want to hug me as soon as you open the door, don't I have to resist? Your mother and I are not just any woman.”

"I don't believe it unless you prove that you are my mother"?

"What? You want me to prove that I am your mother. The little brat has betrayed you."

"Otherwise I won't admit that you are my mother. Get out of my mother's body, you evil body-snatcher."

"Little bastard, then you should prove that you are my son!"

"Huh, glib words are just the way it is, no matter how you try to quibble."

System, System, please give me a magic weapon. I will make this evildoer reveal his true form.

The system slapped its forehead: "Oh! I'm going to screw my brain."

"The system is fast, I beg you."

"Idiot, this is your fucking mother, get out of here and don't touch me."

Chen Xiaotian; "Uh"

"Okay, come in! You're nervous. You really didn't react just now. It's mom's fault. Mom apologizes to you, but don't do things carelessly in the future. You may not have any reaction if your own dad hugs you like this. This action of yours will definitely get you beaten for a beautiful woman like my mother. This is a conditioned reflex."

"Haha, okay mom? Don't be narcissistic. I know you are beautiful, otherwise I wouldn't be so handsome."

Li Yanran…………

system………………

"By the way, when will dad be back from work?"

"It should be an hour away, but I'll give him a call and tell him you're back. He'll probably be home soon."

"Oh, forget it then. For the sake of dad's perfect attendance reward, I'd better not tell him. Let him come back by himself and give him a surprise."

"Well, for your dad, your sudden appearance is a surprise to him."

"What about you, mom?"

"Well! Didn't you feel it when you rubbed it on the ground just now?" Li Yanran said with a look of disgust.

"Yeah, okay, I feel it." o(╥﹏╥)o

"Mom, why do you know martial arts?"

"What kind of martial arts is this? It's just for physical fitness. You must have read too many novels. What kind of martial arts is this? It's just some strength and skills at most."

"Mom, if you don't want to say it, then don't say it." You are treating me like a three-year-old child. "

"I don't believe in ball counting."

Chen Xiaotian didn't dwell too much on it. Since his mother didn't want to say it, forget it. Everyone has their own secrets, and he also has his own secrets. I can't tell my parents about my system.

If I didn't have a system and knew that I had Ip Man's fighting power, my mother might be fooled by just saying a few words, but now I can't even beat my mother with this record, and I'm still fooling him!

"Have you had lunch?"

"I ate. I had a bowl of mutton rice noodles when I came back at noon."

"Oh, that's fine, I won't care about you. Just prepare lunch. You can play for a while! Oh, by the way, is there anything you want to eat?"

"I want to eat my mother's braised pork, mapo tofu, steamed crayfish, and..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, you think it's a restaurant, just the three in front and behind, don't talk about it, there's no time to do it."

"Well, that's okay, thank you, Mom, Mom is so kind."

"Tch, look at that little trick of yours. "By the way, who did you learn those chain kicks from?"

"Oh, I used to join a club when I was in school."

"Oh, really, the club can still learn this."

"Of course there is! There are many clubs, including those who dance, those who practice taekwondo, and those who practice Sanda. Anyway, there are many."

"Okay, that's okay? Just keep fit, don't bully others."

"I know, mom, don't worry."

"Okay, you have fun! I'm going to cook. Your dad will come back later. Remember to open the door."

On the other side, Chen Limin had just returned from the company.

When I returned to the underground parking lot, I suddenly saw an Audi A[-] parked in my parking space. It still had a license plate from Jiangsu. I looked confused and went up to call the owner to ask him to move the car. When I walked in and took a look, This guy didn’t even leave a phone number (??へ??╮).

Chen Limin immediately became angry, "You bastard, didn't you see that such a large parking space is sold? My own license plate number is also on it, and I parked my car here. I just left it here, and I didn't even leave a phone number. It’s true that the aunt can tolerate the uncle but not the uncle.

He immediately took out his cell phone.

"Hey, Xiao Li, now, help me check the car with Su b#... license plate. Within 5 minutes, I want to see all the information about this car. (??へ??╬)

"Okay, Mr. Chen, just wait a moment, I'll check it right away." A flattering voice came from the other end of the phone. From the phone, it seemed that the person opposite could be seen nodding and bowing.

2 minute later.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't find Mr. Chen. It was encrypted. I asked someone from my family to check it and it turned out to be an SSS-level file." (?_?)

"Okay, I know! Hang up."

Chen Limin looked confused. What the hell, it’s just vehicle information. Give me SSS-level encryption. You’ve read too many novels, right?

Chen Limin thought that maybe some leader really had a mission here, so he could just stop and occupy my parking space. Forget it, I'd better find a parking space outside. I admit defeat. o(╥﹏╥)o

Back to Chen Xiaotian

Li Yanran has prepared the meals.

"Hey, that's weird. Normally, you should go home from get off work. Why haven't you come back yet?"

"It's not normal now. It's possible that my father is being forced to work overtime by the unscrupulous boss."

"What you said seems to make sense, so I'll call and ask..."

"No need to call. Just wait, it should be soon."

"OK then."

Half an hour later, the knock on the door finally rang.

dong dong dong.

Dad is back and asked me to greet him.