What? junk picking system

As soon as he walked into the private room, Chen Xiaotian saw a woman with heavy makeup and an average figure. She looked at Chen Xiaotian with a constipated expression.

"This is your attitude when it comes to blind dates!"

"I'm sorry, the beauty just went to the wrong private room."

Chen Xiaotian cursed in his heart! To be honest, saying he is a beautiful woman makes my conscience a little painful.

"Huh, that's not the reason why you're late."

"I'm really sorry, my bad"

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to waste time with you, let's get straight to the point!"

"Okay, tell me your conditions, or ask if you have any questions!" Chen Xiaotian responded patiently.

"Me! The requirements are not high. First of all, you must be taller than 170cm and be handsome. If you have these two, then I will talk about other things. I have a car of more than 100 million yuan and a house. The requirements are not high. Our small city costs 300 yuan. If not, I'm sorry, you don't deserve me, and you have to be gentle to me, don't yell at me, don't scold me, give me 20 anytime, anywhere, and I don't want to go to work, I'm too tired, There are too many rules and I can’t stand them, and I don’t cook, wash dishes, or do housework because doing housework will hurt my hands and turn me into a yellow-faced woman.”

After saying this, he paused for a second. Chen Xiaotian thought he had finished speaking and was about to speak when he saw that he thought of something else and said shamelessly, "Oh, by the way, I have two male best friends. I hope you don't mind. They play outside sometimes." You are also not allowed to call me to urge me to go home, otherwise I will be embarrassed, that’s all! I’ll add the rest when I think of them later, what are your conditions, or what do you have to say now?”

While he was talking to himself, he didn't notice that Chen Xiaotian's face was getting more and more ugly. He felt that it was disgusting to go out on a blind date with him.

"That's it! You book a train ticket or a plane ticket now and go to Leshan overnight. You are also a local. You must know that there is a Leshan Giant Buddha there. Go and ask him to get up and sit wherever you want!"

"What do you mean?" The woman with heavy makeup said with a straight face after hearing Chen Xiaotian's secret sarcasm.

Chen Xiaotian suddenly remembered a joke that was said some time ago. It was very impressive and very relevant to him.

"I don't understand, then I'll be more straightforward.

Don’t you know what you look like?

Do you think that when you have no money, as a woman you can use a man as your cash machine?

When you're hungry, a man can be Michelin.

When you are bored, lonely and cold, a man can be your amusement park.

When you're on social media, being a woman can give you an edge over others.

Just because you are a woman, even if you are 1 meters tall, you still need a boyfriend who is 5 meters tall.

Even if your monthly salary is 3000, you still need to find someone with a monthly salary of 30000, just because you are a woman

Do you know why Nuwa made women squat, because she wanted you to take a good look at yourself when you pee? !

Be a human being! Be self-aware and don’t be deceived by today’s beauty cameras.

"Let's not talk about whether you are ugly or not. Do you know why women nowadays are always deceived?

"Why are you fooled every time? Dangdang is different!

I tell you it’s because of their demands that only liars can satisfy them, not normal people. "

At this time, the woman with heavy make-up was still a little ashamed and her face was red. (Although she was wearing heavy make-up, but the author said it was true.) Seeing that Chen Xiaotian had finished speaking, she became even more angry.

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"Hmph, you vulgar man, if you can't afford it, don't come out. Having said all that, it's not that you don't have the conditions.

He~tui, Pu Xinnan lowers his head!