The Strongest Dad in the 1980s: Fu Bao is the daughter of Heaven
Chapter 22 La Shou Shou encounters fish by chance
Chen Feng was stunned when he saw this.
"Tangtang, wait a moment, wait a moment..."
He panicked.
He is good at taking care of his children, but what is he going to do if his children have stinky diarrhea?
He hasn’t done it either!
Tangtang was already anxious and took Chen Feng's hand, "Let's go, let's go, smelly..."
She's going to shit, and if she doesn't, she's going to shit her pants.
Grandma said that it smells very bad when you poop in your pants, so Tangtang shouldn’t be smelly.
Chen Feng was like an ant on a hot pot, but he could only be dragged away by Tangtang.
He shouted to the people on the other two sides, "Dezi, Dalu, come here quickly..."
The two of them thought they encountered some big fish, so they quickly put down their fishing rods and ran over.
Tangtang was dragging her father to the grass on the side.
The grandmother in the nunnery said that if Tangtang encounters Shitou outside, she should not be on the road and run into the grass.
She couldn't hold it in any longer. She looked at her father who was walking reluctantly in front of her and choked out, "Dad, I'm going to poop!"
The mute was so scared that he could not speak, which shows how urgent this is.
Chen Feng quickly grabbed her legs and carried her towards the grass in a hugging position.
When Chen De and Da Lu came up, they saw him squatting in the grass with Tangtang in his pocket, his back to them.
The two of them stood under the wind vent. As soon as they stood still, before they could speak, a smell came from them.
The two quickly covered their noses and moved upwind.
Chen De scolded: "Chen Feng, if you let us come over, we won't smell shit, right?"
Dalu also covered his nose with his clothes, "Brother Feng, I thought there was a fish."
Chen Feng held his breath and squatted in a half-crouched position so that Tangtang could try not to get stained by the smell.
Then he shouted to the two people behind him: "Come here and help!"
"How can I help?" Chen De said, pinching his nose.
Although it is said that I have seen a lot of children, and it is normal to take them with me to play with them, after all, three grown men have never taken care of such a small child. They do not know how to take care of them.
Chen De said, "This is your daughter, you can handle it yourself." Then he ran away.
When Da Lu saw this, he also said, "Brother Feng, take your time and get busy." He also ran away.
Chen Feng gritted his teeth, "You two bitches, Tangtang is also your daughter."
"No more!" Two voices came from the distance.
Chen Feng's face turned red with anger, of course, mostly due to the stench.
Tangtang, who was being carried by Chen Feng, finally showed a comfortable look on her face, and looked at the two people running away behind her with a pair of big eyes.
"Dad, okay...Tangtang, it's okay." Tangtang shouted, struggling to get down.
Chen Feng hugged her, quickly changed positions, and then cleaned up the little one.
But he didn't bring anything with him. He found a branch nearby and broke it into pieces, but he still felt it wasn't clean enough.
When Tangtang was getting dressed, Chen Feng said with an aggrieved look, "Dad will take you downstream later to wash your butt!"
"Yeah." Nuonuo's voice sounded in his ears, so soft that it made people reluctant to say a harsh word.
At this moment, Chen Feng was embarrassed and helpless.
"Okay, let's go back first, and I'll fish for a while."
But just as they were walking back, Tangtang stopped again.
"What's wrong?" Chen Feng looked back.
Tangtang pointed in the direction of the stream, "Fish, fish..."
Chen Feng was stunned, and quickly took two steps forward, pushing aside the grass that blocked his sight.
It was in the direction of a stream that collected water into the pond. I saw many fish swimming desperately upstream in the stream.
The upper reaches are full of rocks, shallow water, and occasionally there are one or two relatively large pits where fish can swim.
He looked up and saw several fish jumping up desperately.
Those fish are not the same species. There are crucian carp and other fish that I can’t name.
"What's the matter?"
Chen Feng was afraid of disturbing the fish, so he didn't dare to go any further. Instead, he shouted to Chen De and Dalu who were running away behind him, "Dezi, Dalu, come here quickly!"
The two of them had just had a bad smell, but this time they heard the voice and responded directly, "I'm not going!"
Chen De shouted: "Are you going to smell shit again?"
After the two of them finished speaking, they laughed, thankful that they were only godfathers in name only.
But Chen Feng's words came quickly, "It's not about shit, there are fish, a lot of them, hurry up and get the cages and nets!"
The two were stunned after hearing this.
"Brother Feng said there are fish." Dalu said hurriedly.
Instead, Chen De asked Dalu, "You're not going to lie to us, are you?"
Dalu Hanhan smiled and said, "Brother Feng is not that kind of person."
Chen De said this, but he quickly stood up and took the cage and net.
"Let's go."
After fishing for a long time, they are now worried about running out of fish.
When the two people stepped forward, they saw that in the stream covered with cobbles and boulders, there were fish swimming from the pond and jumping towards the upstream direction of the stream.
"Wow..." Dalu was shocked, "What are you doing? Are you going to swim back and lay eggs?"
Chen De shook his head, "It's not like that. Although this season, some fish have reached the time of spawning, but now these fish have everything, including crucian carp, grass carp, and some native fish in their native language."
Chen Feng and Tangtang have been standing for a while, and Tangtang has been anxious for a long time.
Seeing Chen De's big stove coming up, he said anxiously: "Go and catch... catch fish. Want to... eat."
Chen Feng was dragged forward by her and quickly shouted to the two people behind him: "Come here and catch fish."
Their eyes lit up and they hurried forward.
The few people were not completely close, and they quickly alerted the fish still by the pond.
The school of fish quickly sank, but the fish that had jumped into the stream could only hide in the shallow water area because of the shallow water.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry..." Chen Feng urged.
The two quickly took off their shoes and went down to the stream. Then they pounced on the fish that jumped on the pebbles and caught them in the fish cages they carried.
As for the fish in the puddle, use the dip net to poke them directly. The fish will have no place to hide and will directly enter the dip net.
The two of them were full of energy, jumping and grabbing quickly, very excited.
After Chen Feng put down Tangtang, he said to her: "You are here on the shore. Dad will go down and catch fish for you."
Tangtang shook her head and looked at him with pitiful eyes, "I want to go..."
Chen Feng couldn't resist just two simple words of "coquettish".
Thinking that the stream was shallow and the water was not submerged in some places, Chen Feng nodded, "Okay, I'll carry you down, but don't run around."
"Okay." After agreeing, Tangtang immediately showed a happy expression, and the pitiful look she had just now disappeared without a trace.
"That face is faster than turning the page in a book." Chen Feng complained.
He carried Tangtang to a relatively flat place in the water, where the water was shallow enough to only cover her ankles.
It's not the flood season yet, and the streams and ditches in the mountains haven't swollen yet.
After telling Tangtang to squat and play here, Chen Feng began to catch fish around the puddle behind Tangtang.
There are many fish in this stream, including big fish, small fish, and many kinds.
If you turn over the rocks, you can find one or two mountain crabs.
There are also many shrimps in the water, but the shrimps are too small and flexible in the water, so it is difficult to catch them with bare hands.
Chen Feng grabbed a place and carried Tangtang upwards. Anyway, he kept her in his sight and didn't let her go too far.
Tangtang was also good, standing in the water and staring at the shallow water.
Because there was a lot of movement around her, many small fish and shrimps were frightened and ran around, some of which swam under her feet.
The little guy had quick eyes and quick hands. He pounced on it and caught a transparent shrimp.
"Tangtang, wait a moment, wait a moment..."
He panicked.
He is good at taking care of his children, but what is he going to do if his children have stinky diarrhea?
He hasn’t done it either!
Tangtang was already anxious and took Chen Feng's hand, "Let's go, let's go, smelly..."
She's going to shit, and if she doesn't, she's going to shit her pants.
Grandma said that it smells very bad when you poop in your pants, so Tangtang shouldn’t be smelly.
Chen Feng was like an ant on a hot pot, but he could only be dragged away by Tangtang.
He shouted to the people on the other two sides, "Dezi, Dalu, come here quickly..."
The two of them thought they encountered some big fish, so they quickly put down their fishing rods and ran over.
Tangtang was dragging her father to the grass on the side.
The grandmother in the nunnery said that if Tangtang encounters Shitou outside, she should not be on the road and run into the grass.
She couldn't hold it in any longer. She looked at her father who was walking reluctantly in front of her and choked out, "Dad, I'm going to poop!"
The mute was so scared that he could not speak, which shows how urgent this is.
Chen Feng quickly grabbed her legs and carried her towards the grass in a hugging position.
When Chen De and Da Lu came up, they saw him squatting in the grass with Tangtang in his pocket, his back to them.
The two of them stood under the wind vent. As soon as they stood still, before they could speak, a smell came from them.
The two quickly covered their noses and moved upwind.
Chen De scolded: "Chen Feng, if you let us come over, we won't smell shit, right?"
Dalu also covered his nose with his clothes, "Brother Feng, I thought there was a fish."
Chen Feng held his breath and squatted in a half-crouched position so that Tangtang could try not to get stained by the smell.
Then he shouted to the two people behind him: "Come here and help!"
"How can I help?" Chen De said, pinching his nose.
Although it is said that I have seen a lot of children, and it is normal to take them with me to play with them, after all, three grown men have never taken care of such a small child. They do not know how to take care of them.
Chen De said, "This is your daughter, you can handle it yourself." Then he ran away.
When Da Lu saw this, he also said, "Brother Feng, take your time and get busy." He also ran away.
Chen Feng gritted his teeth, "You two bitches, Tangtang is also your daughter."
"No more!" Two voices came from the distance.
Chen Feng's face turned red with anger, of course, mostly due to the stench.
Tangtang, who was being carried by Chen Feng, finally showed a comfortable look on her face, and looked at the two people running away behind her with a pair of big eyes.
"Dad, okay...Tangtang, it's okay." Tangtang shouted, struggling to get down.
Chen Feng hugged her, quickly changed positions, and then cleaned up the little one.
But he didn't bring anything with him. He found a branch nearby and broke it into pieces, but he still felt it wasn't clean enough.
When Tangtang was getting dressed, Chen Feng said with an aggrieved look, "Dad will take you downstream later to wash your butt!"
"Yeah." Nuonuo's voice sounded in his ears, so soft that it made people reluctant to say a harsh word.
At this moment, Chen Feng was embarrassed and helpless.
"Okay, let's go back first, and I'll fish for a while."
But just as they were walking back, Tangtang stopped again.
"What's wrong?" Chen Feng looked back.
Tangtang pointed in the direction of the stream, "Fish, fish..."
Chen Feng was stunned, and quickly took two steps forward, pushing aside the grass that blocked his sight.
It was in the direction of a stream that collected water into the pond. I saw many fish swimming desperately upstream in the stream.
The upper reaches are full of rocks, shallow water, and occasionally there are one or two relatively large pits where fish can swim.
He looked up and saw several fish jumping up desperately.
Those fish are not the same species. There are crucian carp and other fish that I can’t name.
"What's the matter?"
Chen Feng was afraid of disturbing the fish, so he didn't dare to go any further. Instead, he shouted to Chen De and Dalu who were running away behind him, "Dezi, Dalu, come here quickly!"
The two of them had just had a bad smell, but this time they heard the voice and responded directly, "I'm not going!"
Chen De shouted: "Are you going to smell shit again?"
After the two of them finished speaking, they laughed, thankful that they were only godfathers in name only.
But Chen Feng's words came quickly, "It's not about shit, there are fish, a lot of them, hurry up and get the cages and nets!"
The two were stunned after hearing this.
"Brother Feng said there are fish." Dalu said hurriedly.
Instead, Chen De asked Dalu, "You're not going to lie to us, are you?"
Dalu Hanhan smiled and said, "Brother Feng is not that kind of person."
Chen De said this, but he quickly stood up and took the cage and net.
"Let's go."
After fishing for a long time, they are now worried about running out of fish.
When the two people stepped forward, they saw that in the stream covered with cobbles and boulders, there were fish swimming from the pond and jumping towards the upstream direction of the stream.
"Wow..." Dalu was shocked, "What are you doing? Are you going to swim back and lay eggs?"
Chen De shook his head, "It's not like that. Although this season, some fish have reached the time of spawning, but now these fish have everything, including crucian carp, grass carp, and some native fish in their native language."
Chen Feng and Tangtang have been standing for a while, and Tangtang has been anxious for a long time.
Seeing Chen De's big stove coming up, he said anxiously: "Go and catch... catch fish. Want to... eat."
Chen Feng was dragged forward by her and quickly shouted to the two people behind him: "Come here and catch fish."
Their eyes lit up and they hurried forward.
The few people were not completely close, and they quickly alerted the fish still by the pond.
The school of fish quickly sank, but the fish that had jumped into the stream could only hide in the shallow water area because of the shallow water.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry..." Chen Feng urged.
The two quickly took off their shoes and went down to the stream. Then they pounced on the fish that jumped on the pebbles and caught them in the fish cages they carried.
As for the fish in the puddle, use the dip net to poke them directly. The fish will have no place to hide and will directly enter the dip net.
The two of them were full of energy, jumping and grabbing quickly, very excited.
After Chen Feng put down Tangtang, he said to her: "You are here on the shore. Dad will go down and catch fish for you."
Tangtang shook her head and looked at him with pitiful eyes, "I want to go..."
Chen Feng couldn't resist just two simple words of "coquettish".
Thinking that the stream was shallow and the water was not submerged in some places, Chen Feng nodded, "Okay, I'll carry you down, but don't run around."
"Okay." After agreeing, Tangtang immediately showed a happy expression, and the pitiful look she had just now disappeared without a trace.
"That face is faster than turning the page in a book." Chen Feng complained.
He carried Tangtang to a relatively flat place in the water, where the water was shallow enough to only cover her ankles.
It's not the flood season yet, and the streams and ditches in the mountains haven't swollen yet.
After telling Tangtang to squat and play here, Chen Feng began to catch fish around the puddle behind Tangtang.
There are many fish in this stream, including big fish, small fish, and many kinds.
If you turn over the rocks, you can find one or two mountain crabs.
There are also many shrimps in the water, but the shrimps are too small and flexible in the water, so it is difficult to catch them with bare hands.
Chen Feng grabbed a place and carried Tangtang upwards. Anyway, he kept her in his sight and didn't let her go too far.
Tangtang was also good, standing in the water and staring at the shallow water.
Because there was a lot of movement around her, many small fish and shrimps were frightened and ran around, some of which swam under her feet.
The little guy had quick eyes and quick hands. He pounced on it and caught a transparent shrimp.
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