Time travel rebellion, I'm serious

"Hey, hey, hey! What about you, Li Laosi, what are you doing with your butt hanging out? You still drill this hole even if you can't get it in. You really think you are a mouse!"

"Oh, yes! Li Laowu, you are in a good hiding place. It actually took us a long time to find you! But your hiding place is so low. If it rains, are you going to be a fish? In this case, why don't you still Might as well jump into the river.”

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Because of Liu Wu's early prevention and training, the students easily conquered the villagers after entering the village.

Then they carried out five consecutive days of training. Simply put, the villagers hid in the way they were taught, and then they searched for the villagers.

Thanks to their regular military training, villagers will be found by them no matter how they hide.

And every time at this time, when the children saw how easily these uncles brought their fathers back, their eyes lit up and they clapped their hands in applause.

"Okay! Dad was arrested again."

The children's cheers were pure. Whenever they saw the omnipotent father in their hearts being defeated repeatedly, they gradually transferred their admiration to the many soldiers and cheered for their fruitful results.

Especially the two eldest brothers will teach them how to read, tell them stories, and give them food.

They love and admire their elder brother the most.

But as time went by, the search time of the soldiers became longer and longer. After all, there were always some smart people among the villagers.

Today is the fifth day and the last day of training.

At this time, in a mountainous and hilly area, a group of soldiers were searching for hiding villagers.

I saw a soldier lighting smoke into a narrow cave and forcing the people inside out.

Then one look, oh, familiar person.

Then he joked! "Hey, isn't this Li Laosi? Why don't you imitate rats this time and instead imitate pangolins? It's just that the rest of your cave is not ventilated! Just smoke it and it won't work."

Li Laosi's face was completely blackened, and he couldn't see clearly how smelly his face was, so he punched the soldier.

"Fuck you, except you, who is so wicked, who would set a fire here?"

And this soldier didn't tolerate him, he just grabbed him and lifted him up, then slapped him twice on the head and sneered:

"You think I'm wicked, but let me tell you those soldiers outside are even more damn wicked. They'll do anything for money and military honors. They've lost all humanity."

"Bah!" Li Laosi was very disdainful of this and spat in mockery.

The general was so angry that he kicked Li Laosi on the butt and said, "You damn bitch, don't know what is good and what is good!"

Li Laosi was very used to having his butt kicked, so he calmly said to the soldier: "You damn girl, don't even think about sneaking me back. You really think that a father like me is shameless in front of my son." !”

In response, the soldier looked down at Li Laosi and said: "What do you know? Teacher Chen once said that this is called knowing one's shame and then being brave. It doesn't matter if you lose face in front of your son. If you learn it well, you can lead it in the chaos of war." Keeping a family alive is the real skill."

Li Laosi looked ferocious when he heard this. It's not that he didn't know the reason, but this guy just didn't deserve to be a human being. He said:

"Ignore your uncle's ability to learn from shame and then be brave. How could someone as good as Teacher Chen teach a rotten guy like you? Don't even think about blaming Teacher Chen. I will fight with you."

Then, regardless of whether he was tied up or not, he rushed towards the soldier.

The soldier curled his lips helplessly. His grandma was so pitiful. He was really an honest man when he was a member of the White Lotus Sect's Dharma Protector Army!

Besides, when it comes to wilting and badness, who can compare with those teachers. They are not Wenqu stars descending to earth, they are simply disaster stars descending to earth! Especially the great teacher, he was even more rotten and rotten.

He likes to think of tricks all day long to torment people. Even the tricks we used to catch you were taught by him, but you still praised him for being good.

No wonder some people say that scholars are all arrogant, and if they sell you, you have to help them count the money.

Although the soldier thought so, he was not distracted. When he saw Li Laosi struggling and rushing toward him, he unceremoniously put him down, then carried him back.

Li Laosi was a little helpless and said: "Brother, we have known each other for five days, and we are already so familiar. Please give me face and don't bring me back like this!"

The soldier said disdainfully: "You are a loser. If something like this really happens, you will be dead. A dead person is not qualified to make conditions."

Li Laosi was furious when he heard this, and he immediately spat out fragrance: "I'll go to your uncle, Mr. Shi, and I'm going to go to Teacher Chen to sue you for abusing the prisoners."

"You can do whatever you want!" The soldier surnamed Shi said with an indifferent expression. This was taught by Teacher Chen, so you can sue him.

However, he still let Li Laosi down.

He swore that he was definitely not afraid!

Soon, the two arrived at the meeting place.

I saw Marquis Chen counting the number of people, but always found that one person was missing. And this person obviously evaded the arrest and won the exercise.

Just listen to Chen Houguan angrily scolding a group of soldiers: "Where is Zhang San? There are so many of you and you can't find anyone. Where is the person?"

Suddenly, a voice came from under his feet.

"I'm here!"

As soon as these words came out, Chen Houguan was so frightened that he jumped up to more than one meter high, leaving everyone watching in shock.

At this time, a soldier whispered: "By the way, Teacher Liu, what kind of physique does our Teacher Chen have?"

"Easy to startle!"

"Oh!"

And Li Laosi next to him also heard this sentence, poked General Shi, and asked: "Old Shi, what is the body that is easily frightened?"

General Shi replied: "You just have a frightened physique!"

Li Laosi was stunned when he heard this, then looked at General Shi warily and stepped back cautiously.

General Shi was stunned when he saw Li Laosi's actions, and then realized what he was doing. He reached out and grabbed Li Laosi's collar and carried him over.

Then he said with a face like black coal: "What are you thinking about? I'm talking about a body that is easily frightened, which is called easily frightened body for short."

"Huh..." Li Laosi took a deep breath after hearing this, and said: "So that's it, that's it."

While they were talking in low voices, a villager named Zhang San climbed up from the ground.

I saw Marquis Chen calm down for a while, then looked at the place where Zhang San got up, and asked curiously:

"How long have you been hiding here?"

Don't look at Zhang San, he is swarthy, but when he smiles, he will show two rows of big white teeth.

Zhang San touched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "I've always been here. I'm counting. You stepped on me 12 times without noticing me."

Marquis Chen was stunned. He didn't expect that he stepped on Zhang San 12 times without noticing him, and his face turned pale.

He suddenly thought that if Zhang San was an assassin, he would be able to successfully assassinate the target without any disadvantage.

If he is recruited into the army, he will be the best scout.

However, although he thought so in his heart, he said calmly: "In that case, you can join the queue!"

Then Marquis Chen said to the villagers: "You have basically passed the five-day training. Although you may not be able to hide for a long time in the face of a military disaster, it is enough to escape for your life in a short time."

After saying that, he waved his hand: "Go back to the village!"

So the soldiers happily returned to the village with the captured villagers, while the captured villagers had grim faces, they were going to be embarrassed again.

Among these villagers, only villager Zhang San did not have the same grimace as the other villagers. Instead, he smiled like all the soldiers.

This kind of village tour is a program reserved for these five days. The soldier captured the villager and took the soldier with him. While showing off, he also warned the villagers not to be careless about any military disaster. Maybe they will. A life was lost because of a careless decision.

Just listen to Li Laosi whisper to General Shi: "I said Lao Shi, let's discuss something, don't mention leaving me, okay?"

General Shi smiled, and Li Laosi felt happy.

Then I heard General Shi say: "No!"

Li Laosi's face fell instantly, and he threatened in a low voice: "Shi, I tell you, don't fall into my hands one day, or I will beat you to death."

General Shi smiled and said, "Hey, you can do whatever you want!"

With that said, he followed the large army towards the village.

When he arrived at the entrance of the village, General Shi put Li Laosi down, then helped him tidy up his clothes, looked at Li Laosi with a puzzled face, and said:

"This is the last day. As a father, you also need to be majestic."

After that, he loosened the rope and walked towards the village.

At this time, Li Laosi discovered that all the villagers had untied the ropes.

He understood what these soldiers meant.

In the village, a group of children happily greeted the soldiers returning to the village, laughing as they ran.

"Wow, daddy was caught again."

But when they saw that their father had not been brought back by his uncles, they couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

Chen Houguan and Du Yueshu couldn't help but touch their foreheads. They immediately understood what Liu Wu meant by father's kindness and son's filial piety.

This is not a father's kindness and a son's filial piety, it's just a father's resignation and his son's laughter!

The villagers, with dark faces, went up to grab their children, took off their straw sandals and spanked them on the buttocks.

For a time, the village was very lively.

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After a while, the village finally calmed down. At this time, Chen Houguan and Du Yueshu also explained the five days of training to the village chief, and told them that today was over and it was time for them to return to their base.

Soon, the troops gathered and prepared to return to their base.

At this time, Li Laosi stopped General Shi and asked: "Old Shi, you said that this will be your territory from now on. Is it true that you want to defeat the officials who come to collect grain?"

This matter was not kept secret, and it was even something that the teachers required to be disclosed to the villagers from time to time, so General Shi nodded when he heard this.

Li Laosi asked again: "Then if you rule here, will you really only collect half of the grain and nothing else, and you won't collect corvees or taxes?"

General Shi nodded and said: "This is what the teachers have made clear. Only half of the grain tax will be collected, and no other taxes will be collected. But such rules must wait until we win the war."

Li Laosi nodded when he heard this and said: "Old Shi, you must win! Our life is too hard. As long as you win, it will be difficult for people in the village to starve to death in the future."

General Shi nodded heavily and said, "Definitely!"

Hearing this, Li Laosi was silent for a while before patting him on the shoulder and said, "Although you often criticize me and I hate you, I still hope that you come back alive after this battle."

General Shi smiled and waved his hand: "It's necessary. The enemies are all chickens and dogs. They are vulnerable. How could I die!"

Li Laosi nodded, looked at the smiling strong man, and said: "Lao Shi, come back alive, and I will let my son recognize you as his godfather."

Hearing this, General Shi grinned. He didn't have a wife yet, but he was about to have a son.

Then he patted Li Laosi on the shoulder and said cheerfully: "Okay, just wait!"

After that, he left the village with the army and rushed to the station.

At the same time, Li Laosi held his son and looked in the direction of the army's retreat, saying nothing for a long time.

I just heard my son ask: "Dad, you are so awesome today, you beat Uncle Shitou."

Hearing this, Li Laosi looked at his son with a look of admiration on his face, couldn't help but scratched his son's nose and said:

"Your father and I didn't win, your Uncle Shitou won."

The son was very surprised, tilted his head and asked, "Really?"

Li Laosi nodded, "Yes!"

Afterwards, Li Laosi turned around and walked towards the village with his son in his arms, asking as he walked:

"Son, why do you call your Uncle Shi Uncle Shi?"

"Because Uncle Shi gives me several beautiful stones every day, Uncle Shi must also like stones as much as I do, so I call him Uncle Shitou."

"Haha, my son is so smart!"

As the big one and the small one spoke to each other, the darkness slowly fell.