Time travel rebellion, I'm serious

As soon as the little guy entered the tent, he saw the little boss looking at him with red eyes.

The little guy was startled, and while slowly retreating, he asked in a low voice: "What's wrong with Boss?"

I just heard the little boss Luo Laoda yelling with red eyes: "I want a woman, hurry up and find a woman for me."

Hearing this, the young man said in embarrassment: "Boss Luo, we are not in the village now, how can we have women!"

"I don't care," the little leader scolded, then he gave the little guy a hard look and said, "I want a woman now, otherwise... then you give it to me... ..."

Before he could finish speaking, the little guy ran out in a panic and said, "Boss Luo, don't worry, I'll bring the woman to you right away."

After saying that, the little guy rolled and crawled and ran towards the refugee camp.

At the same time, in a small tent not far from the small leader's tent, two minions returned to the tent and fell down to sleep.

"Sniff!"

Suddenly, a little guy asked: "Old Yutou, do you smell anything?"

The gangster who was called Old Fish Head looked like he was in his 30s and had a very honest appearance, but his two little eyes were darting around, and you knew he was not an economical lamp.

After hearing what the other bandit said, Old Yutou couldn't help but sniff it with his nose, then shook his head and said:

"I didn't hear it. Are you hysterical?"

The hemp bandit frowned, then sniffed it again and said, "I still feel it smells like it!"

The old fish head was a little impatient, "What does it smell like?"

The bandit couldn't remember it for a while, then he smelled it carefully and said, "The smell of urine!"

Hearing this, the old fish head was obviously impatient and waved his hand directly and said:

"Go, go, who dares to pee here? You are so impatient. I think you are hysterical. Go to bed quickly. We have to be on the road tomorrow!"

The bandit was stunned when he heard this, and then he thought that it was indeed what the old fish head said, who dared to urinate in their tent?

Then he said oh and fell asleep with his clothes on.

But as soon as he lay down, he noticed that the smell of urine was even stronger, but it was obviously nothing unusual, and he immediately felt that he no longer thought about it.

But the more he thought about it, the clearer the smell became.

He had no choice but to turn over, and then felt a wet and hot feeling on his face.

"Cock!"

Ma Bandit's heart thumped, and he faintly felt something was wrong.

Then he looked at the tent tent and found a large wet spot.

In the center of the wet spot, there was a big hole made by someone who didn't know. It wasn't visible when the camp was set up, but it wasn't visible after the tent was opened.

Seeing this, he already understood and felt calm in his heart.

I saw him sniffing gently, and after confirming that this was what he was thinking, his body that was originally lying flat stood up in an unreasonable way, and then jumped three feet high.

He cursed: "Damn it, who the hell pissed on my bed? I'm so impatient."

The old fish head was a little dazed when he saw this action. He didn't know where this guy learned such a difficult martial arts action. It was simply amazing!

As for what he was scolding, the old fish head ignored it.

......................

At the same time, as soon as the little guy walked into the refugee camp, he received a lot of looks.

It's just that at this time, he was thinking about the little boss's explanation and didn't pay attention to how strange the atmosphere in the refugee camp was.

As for women, it’s not like there aren’t any in the refugee camps, but they’re definitely not pretty.

After all, after being on the run for such a long time, the good-looking ones either left or disappeared inexplicably, leaving only crooked melons and cracked dates. Not to mention that the boss didn’t like them, even he didn’t like them.

Therefore, it is impossible for him to choose such a woman. He is afraid that the boss will use him to vent his anger if he is not happy.

But there is one thing to say, this group of refugees is a bit strange. Today he took a closer look at this group of refugees, and there were actually a lot of women. Compared to the group he robbed a few days ago, there were several times more.

So it's not that there aren't some good-looking women among these women, it's just that these women are too good at pretending and don't show off.

What he was eyeing was a woman with a child but covered in mud. Such a woman must be so pretty.

I don’t know who taught it or where I learned it. Wouldn’t it be more obvious to make myself look so ugly? There is something wrong with my brain.

Fortunately, he noticed where this woman was when he was setting up camp, so he was able to find her easily.

In fact, he sighed a little in his heart. After all, he had been paying attention to this woman for a long time today, thinking about snatching it back and letting the boss share it with him.

Now Boss Luo is pressing hard, and he has no time to look for her, so he can only offer this woman to her, so his idea of ​​taking this woman away has no chance.

"Oh! It's so hard to be a little boy! It would be great if one day I could reach the position of the boss. Then I would have endless access to beauties."

Although he thought so, his steps were not slow and he was walking quickly towards the woman's bonfire.

.......................

At this time, the woman was resting with her daughter in her arms.

The daughter was fast asleep in her mother's arms, but as a mother, she was like a frightened bird. She only dared to stay in a light sleep, and gently patted her daughter's back with one hand, hoping that her daughter would sleep. More stable.

A group of people gathered around the bonfire and fell asleep listening to the crackle of the bonfire.

If this wasn't a refugee camp, and they weren't a group of refugees, it wouldn't be a picture of peaceful times.

But this beautiful picture was broken by the sound of hurried footsteps.

I saw a bandit coming from the camp, heading straight to their bonfire, and then circled around them, and soon found the woman holding her daughter.

"Come with me!"

His voice was so loud that he naturally woke up all the sleeping refugees.

The woman was also panicked. She didn't know why the bandit wanted her to follow him.

So she asked in a low voice: "Hero, can I know why this is?"

His grandma, this woman was targeted by the little boss, but she was intercepted. Of course, the little boss was a little impatient, and then said:

"What else can we do? Our boss appreciates you and specially asks you to go to bed. As long as you please our boss, you will be prosperous in the future and you will have no worries about food and drink, so thank you quickly!"

Regarding the woman's questions, the little guy didn't hide what he wanted to do. Because this is very likely to happen. If this woman really follows the boss, there is no way he will still fawn over her.

Although some of the sentences he heard from the storyteller were a bit unclear, but this did not prevent him from learning and applying them now.

In this way, I can be considered a cultural person.

But as soon as he said this, the refugees around the campfire looked at him unkindly.

Seeing this, the little guy shook the gleaming knife and sneered: "What, you want to see if my sword is sharp?"

The little guy is not stupid. After all, this is a refugee camp. If he didn't bring a knife, he might not have disappeared for no reason.

But once he had a knife, he was confident that he could suppress this group of refugees by himself.

So when he showed the knife, the refugees immediately turned into birds and buried their heads.

Seeing this, the little guy put away the knife and cursed disdainfully:

"A bunch of bastards!"

After saying that, he started to pull the woman.

The woman was extremely frightened, but thinking about her sleeping daughter in her arms, she begged in a low voice: "Hero, my child is still young. Can you please let me leave the child in the care of someone else before I go with you?"

The little guy stared at her for a long time and said, "Where is she? Is it far away?"

The woman nodded, "Not far, not far, just on the way to the camp!"

The little guy thought about it, this way he wouldn't lose anything and wouldn't waste time, and then nodded.

"it is good!"

"Thank you, good man, thank you, good man!" The woman thanked her quickly, then got up, hugged her daughter and followed the little man.

When they walked away, the man by the campfire punched the ground and said viciously: "If I had a knife, this would never happen."

As for his words, everyone was disdainful.

Who wouldn’t say this!

The woman and the boy also walked to a bonfire at this time. When they saw Leyue staring at the bonfire, they whispered:

"Emperor, Eunuch!"

Le Yue came back to her senses, glanced at the woman, and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong?"

Just listen to the woman say: "This good man asked me to sleep with their boss, so I want to ask you to take care of my child."

After listening to the woman's words, Le Yue discovered the bandit standing behind the woman.

Then he picked up a burning stick from the bonfire, raised it and pulled the woman behind him, staring at the bandit.

"Heroes, this woman is so pretty that you can't stop talking about her."

The little guy looked at Le Yue's actions and immediately understood and said:

"Boy, you taught them their methods, right? You are a smart man, but grandpa, I am smarter! So hand over the woman, and I can forget about it."

Le Yue clenched the wooden stick in his hand, but thinking that they were about to attack the camp, she said forcefully:

"What if I refuse?"

The little guy pulled out the knife and said solemnly: "Do you want to test whether grandpa's sword is sharp?"

Le Yue nodded and said, "I want to try it!"

After saying that, several refugees by the campfire stood up and surrounded the little ones.

The little guy looked gloomy and said, "Boy, what do you want to do? You're just a woman."

Then he turned to look at the refugees surrounding him and said, "Or do you want to rebel?"

Le Yue said firmly: "I don't want to do anything, I just want to kill you!"

When Le Yue finished speaking, the boy was shocked and raised his knife to slash at Le Yue.

But Le Yue was one step ahead and stabbed the still burning stick directly in the face of the little guy.

"what!"

The little guy was in pain, couldn't help but retreated, and then slashed with his knife.

He couldn't see now and didn't dare to let this group of refugees in.

But he didn't notice the refugees behind him.

Seeing this, the refugee behind him swooped down and hugged him tightly. Then other refugees swarmed up and successfully snatched the knife away.

Then, with a pop, the knife was inserted into the little guy's body.

The little guy was in pain, struggled to free himself, and then shouted: "Help, help!"

Seeing this, Le Yue was immediately frightened. She stepped forward and grabbed the knife from the refugee's hand, and slashed at the young man several times.

'thump! '

The little guy lost his life in an instant, staggering and fell into the bonfire.

Then......

Although the bonfire was not extinguished, it was almost as good as being extinguished.

Le Yue was stunned, and so were the refugees.

At the same time, the refugees were shocked to see the bonfire they were watching extinguished.

"Put out the bonfire and kill the bandits!"

A group of refugees shouted slogans and rushed towards the ma bandit camp crazily.