Travel through time and become a stall owner! My girlfriend is the boss! lie flat

Seeing that some people continued to patronize his business, the owner of the antique shop looked happy and smiled lightly.

His title of King of Kings is not for nothing. He has not faced an opponent in more than ten years. Otherwise, his antique shop would have been closed long ago.

"Boss, what are the rules of your couplet game and the criteria for judging victory or defeat?" Yun Fan asked.

"You and I each give each other three pairs of couplets, and six pairs will determine the outcome."

"Boss, if I'm lucky enough to match all the couplets you produced, but you can't match any of the couplets I produced, can I freely take away two antiques from your antique store for free?" Yun Fan said to him Hold up two fingers in front of you.

Hearing this, everyone at the scene laughed.

Who is this guy? This is too crazy. He dares to say that the king of kings cannot play a couplet.

The owner of the antique shop felt a little offended and slightly unhappy. Who was he looking down on?

"If it's as you said, you can match all the three blessing couplets I sent out."

"As for the couplet of three blessings you presented, I can't match it at all, not to mention taking away just two antiques."

The owner of the antique shop raised his hand and scanned all the antiques in the store, "You can move everything in my entire antique shop."

Hearing this, Yun Fan smiled slightly, exuding an invincible confidence.

"Boss, please start!" Yun Fan extended his hand in greeting.

"When you pass the Great Buddha Temple, the Buddha in the temple is bigger than you." The owner of the antique shop said leisurely, stroking his beard.

Everyone at the scene was amazed after hearing this.

This is a palindrome. The boss's first deputy had such a difficult time. It seems like there will be something good today.

It seemed that the boss wanted to turn the man's words upside down so that all three of his couplets would not match up, thus dampening his energy.

The antique shop owner's first couplets are usually relatively commonplace and easy to match.

Only then will many people come to challenge him, and even if he loses in the end, it won't be too embarrassing.

This not only saves face for the customer, but also maintains his good business.

But Yun Fan's words just now angered him, and he showed no mercy.

Yue Rugeyu pulled Yunfan's sleeve with her hand, looked at him with her eyes, and whispered in his ear.

"Well, bragging has gone to your head! This boss is obviously full of firepower. Let's see how you deal with it next."

Hearing this, Yun Fan turned to look at Yue Ruge and smiled slightly.

"Ruge, if you don't believe in my level of couplets, don't forget what your husband is good at."

"Xiaofan, listening to your tone, it's possible that you've already read the second couplet."

"That's right. If only one piece of writing is wrong, what's the problem?"

When everyone at the scene heard the conversation between the two of them, they all showed curiosity. Could this guy really be a match?

Yun Fan looked at the owner of the antique shop and whispered the second line of the couplet, "I live in a natural place, but I am a guest in the sky."

Hearing this, the antique shop owner nodded slightly, with a hint of appreciation in his eyes.

"It's very neat, not bad. Now it's your turn to make the first couplet."

what!

This guy is so fast, he is really a match!

It’s so cool to have such a sharp mind!

Yunfan looked at the owner of the antique shop and smiled calmly.

"Smoke Lock Pond Willow."

It’s only five words, it’s too simple.

Could it be that this guy's head is rusty? He uses this pair to deal with the king of kings.

Wait, didn’t you realize that the radicals of these five characters contain the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth?

Moreover, the artistic conception is profound, like a quiet pond shrouded in mist. The pond and willow trees are looming in the mist, hidden or exposed, as if locked by smoke. It is really beautiful.

At this time, the owner of the antique shop was already frowning, racking his brains to think of a suitable second line.

After a full 10 minutes, the owner of the antique shop still couldn't think of a suitable second line, so he sighed softly.

"I can't fault the couplet of smoke locking pond and willow."

Hearing this, there was a "Wow!" sound on the scene.

This king of kings also has a pair that cannot be matched.

The reason why Yun Fan created this absolute picture for him from the beginning was to first undermine his confidence and make him lose his faith in the King of Kings, which would affect his subsequent performance.

"Boss, please come up with the next link." Yun Fan extended his hand to signal again.

The antique shop owner looked at a Buddha statue in the store and confidently said the first couplet.

"The Buddha's feet are floating in the clear spring, and two jade belts are floating down."

hiss! This is a double word couplet, which is not right.

Just when everyone thought that Yun Fan needed to think carefully, they heard that he had calmly replied to the second line.

"The living water from the source springs up, springs up, and a string of pearls emerges."

Hearing this, the owner of the antique shop's eyes widened. He couldn't believe that Yun Fan actually responded to the second line in an instant, which really shocked him.

"Sir, I admire you for writing my second couplet in such a short time. Now please write the first couplet again."

Yun Fan and Yue Ruge were wearing masks at this time, so no one at the scene recognized their identities.

Otherwise, with Yunfan's current reputation in the Magic City, he would definitely be recognized by people at the scene.

Yun Fan continued with the first couplet, "Lonely and cold, a widow with an empty window."

I rely on!

After hearing this couplet, the antique shop owner felt despair.

After meditating forcefully for 10 minutes, I still couldn't come up with the second line, and my Taoist heart towards the King of Kings quickly collapsed.

"I really can't think of the second line of this couplet." The owner of the antique shop shook his head and sighed bitterly.

Wow! Against the king of kings, he couldn't even finish the second line in a row.

snort! You don’t even look at what is written in the first couplet. It is absolutely eternal.

Yun Fan extended his hand again and said, "Please come up with the third couplet."

The antique shop owner, after thinking deeply for a while, said the first couplet again.

"When there are insects in the water, it will be turbid; if there are fish in the water, fish will be fished; the water will be watery, and the rivers and lakes will be small."

Hearing this, the audience took a deep breath.

This pair's title of King of Kings is truly worthy of the title. Although he was unable to match the second couplet consecutively, the first couplet he produced was really tricky.

This pair of first couplets is made by splitting the characters according to their radicals. It is not simple. It would be difficult to pronounce them correctly.

Just as the people at the scene were talking about it, a familiar voice suddenly sounded.

"Under the tree is the root, above the tree is the end, the wood is the wood, the pines and cypresses are dense."

Yunfan quickly wrote out the second line again without blinking.

Seeing Yun Fan quickly replying to the second line again, everyone at the scene locked their eyes on him, with astonishment on their faces.

This, this, he, he, he is coming out again! It's so shocking to be right so quickly!

Seeing this, the owner of the antique shop turned pale. He looked at Yun Fan, who was wearing a mask, and prayed in his heart that the last couplet he produced would not be as difficult as the previous two couplets.

If he still couldn't match the other party's last couplet, then according to what he just said, this antique shop would belong to the other party.

"Please publish the first couplet again." As he spoke, the owner of the antique shop looked gloomy and felt uneasy.

"Draw the lotus monk painting."

After hearing this couplet, the antique shop owner collapsed to the ground.

Everyone at the scene was stunned when they saw this.

This pair of kings couldn't even match up to three pairs of top laners.

Why! It's normal for him not to get along with you, and you shouldn't think carefully about the seven words "paint a lotus and a monk".

This is a palindrome couplet, which can be read forward or backward. Not only does its meaning remain the same, it is also quite interesting.