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Of course Tang Jian didn't mean to "come here".

But he saw Yan Kai and others shouting to the people with a kind of iron trumpet.

If he wanted to shout to Jieli Khan outside in the Ice City, of course he couldn't just shout with his voice. He had to use tools.

Yan Kai chuckled: "Then please Master Tang, come with me."

With that said, he took Tang Jian into a tent.

"What's this?"

Tang Jian watched Yan Kai hand him a small black stick with a small ball on one end.

"I don't like this."

Yan Kai is embarrassed, Mr. Tang, where do you usually hang out?

What misunderstanding caused you?

He pointed at the microphone and said, "Just curse here for a while. I guarantee that the entire Turkic camp can hear it."

At this time, Cheng Huailiang had already led his men to hold up a wooden pole every thirty meters.

Hanging on the wooden pole is something similar to a tin trumpet that usually shouts.

There is a thin line connected from below to a tent in the middle. I don't know why.

"Just scolding here? Can they hear it?" Tang Jian didn't believe it.

"Yeah!" Yan Kai nodded: "No need to shout, just scold slowly here. I'll ask someone to bring some refreshments later."

"Anyway, as long as Mr. Tang, you scold Jieli Khan and don't want to run away."

"Okay!" He had also been with Jieli Khan for a while, since Yan Kai was confident that Jieli Khan could not get in no matter how hard he attacked.

Then it is indeed necessary to leave the other party behind.

Swearing, even if he starts to say that he is a scholar, how can any scholar not curse?

Aren't they the ones who are scolded every day in the imperial court?

A scoundrel like Cheng Zhijie doesn't curse, he usually does it directly.

Besides, there is no shame in scolding. You see, Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, but he still left a good talk.

Maybe I will scold Jieli Khan to death today?

With a slight cough, Tang Jian tried to say a few words loudly into the microphone.

Sure enough, I heard my loud voice coming from outside.

"This is?"

Tang Jian opened his eyes wide.

"Hmm... some small things made by the craftsmen of Kuoding County." Yan Kai first dismissed the blame.

Afterwards, all he has to do is say that the thing is broken and cannot be used.

Just "fix" it the next time you use it.

There are so many craftsmen in Kuoding County now, but he said he couldn’t remember who made it. Can anyone really find out in his territory?

But Tang Jian basically believed what he said.

Everyone knows that Kuoding County is looking for craftsmen from the court every day, and no one knows how many craftsmen have been sent to Kuoding County.

Those repeating crossbow machines, foot-operated silk reeling machines, etc. can be produced.

It's not... not that impossible to come up with something like this that speaks to a tin trumpet, right?

Thinking like this, Tang Jian started to curse.

Yan Kai was stunned on the side.

What is professionalism? This is called professionalism!

Not only did Tang Jian curse, he did so in Tang Dynasty dialect.

An authentic Eastern Turkic accent, that’s how authentic it is!

How could Yan Kai have not been scolded by the locals when he has been causing trouble in eastern Turkestan in the past few months?

He even said that the Turkic words he heard the most were probably curse words.

But when Mr. Tang Jiantang spoke in Turkic dialect, he was full of emotion and cadence.

Yan Kai could not see what kind of expression Jieli Khan had.

But Yan Kai saw the expressions of the Turkic soldiers outside.

how to say? I guess it can only be described with these four words: indescribable.

"Hahaha, it turns out trolls are useful too!"

"Look at the appearance of those Turks, it's so exciting!"

"Fortunately, there is a translator, otherwise I really wouldn't understand. I have to say that Mr. Tang is much more down-to-earth today."

"Let's put it this way, if someone across the street scolds me like that, I won't be able to bear it anyway!"

Tang Jian himself didn't even know that he was demonstrating the art of swearing to an eight-figure audience from around the world more than a thousand years later.

There are many experts who study the history of the Tang Dynasty, and they can only keep censoring themselves.

"This is a parallel world, not real!"

"Real Tang Dynasty officials cannot be so unqualified!"

The entire Turkic army was already planning to retreat at this time, but now they all stopped and began to look at the Chinese camp.

"Damn it!" Jieli Khan split his short sword in half in the big tent with just one strike of his sword.

The curses were really too dirty. As a native Turkic, he didn't even know that he could combine so many dirty curses in Turkic language.

The key point is that the cursing voice is obviously Tang Jian's.

Not only did he not kill him under such circumstances, but he also entertained him with delicious food and drinks.

Of course, there is a possibility that he wants to stay and join the Tang Dynasty.

But isn't this Tang Jian too particular?

Now I have begun to greet my grandfather.

The key is that this guy is the Minister of Rites, and Honglu Temple is their subordinate institution.

When he came as an envoy to the Turks, he was very familiar with the information about the Turks' past.

This scolding is really not a random scolding, but a well-founded one!

He even straightened out the timelines and causal relationships of many Turkic secrets.

Even if Jieli Khan's zodiac sign is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he can't bear it now!

"Set me an arrow, shoot me an arrow!"

They couldn't charge in, and the Turkic craftsmen were not strong enough. They cut down some trees and came back, but the catapults couldn't do it.

The most suitable siege equipment is a chariot or a ladder.

But now carrying these wooden siege equipment to attack the ice city is simply adding fuel to their fire bottles.

In addition to being incompetent and furious, Jieli Khan could only order his soldiers to fire arrows.

Apart from anything else, at least he should shoot down those weird things that were making loud curses that were hanging out on the ice wall first!

Don't tell me, this trick is really effective.

The strange thing was shot with a few arrows, emitted some sparks and then emitted black smoke, and as expected it stopped talking.

But the problem is, this kind of thing costs more than a hundred yuan a piece, and you can still bargain for it.

Yan Kai shamelessly sent the link to the live broadcast room to ask everyone to help him negotiate the price.

It is estimated that after this software was launched, there will never be a thing that costs more than a hundred yuan and can find thousands of people to bargain for.

It’s not enough if we give it to you for free. Thousands and tens of thousands of people won’t be able to stand it. Do you want to continue to fool around in the future?

In order to change the bargaining program code, I don’t know how many programmers were sacrificed.

Anyway, if one speaker is broken, just take the pole back and replace it with a new one.

Not all Turks are Zhebie. It would take many arrows to shoot down such a small trumpet from a long distance.

Yan Kai can totally afford it!