Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye curled his lips. Since it was difficult to violate both rules, he would find a way to prevent customers from changing channels and use magic to defeat magic.

At this time, the boy with a crew cut on the table looked at it with interest, got up and took out another can of iced drink from the refrigerator.

He swaggered through the store with a butt of loess on his head, and walked back to the wooden table: "It's too much, I can't drink it. Let's share one between us, don't waste it."

As he spoke, the crew-cut man picked up two straws from the table and inserted them into them.

She and the boy with long hair each took one in their mouths and started drinking.

What the hell!

Xu Ye could clearly see that after finishing the can of drink, the boy with a crew cut turned from pale to green, and the dark circles under his eyes spread. He looked shaky, as if he was about to die soon.

"What are you going to do next?"

The girl with the ponytail subconsciously glanced at the boy with long hair and said, "Well, let's go play mahjong for a while."

"He knows the owner of the mahjong parlor and can give us a discount at night."

Xu Ye: "Why don't you go back to school?"

The girl gave a wry smile: "At this point, all the roommates have rested. Go back and disturb their sleep."

Xu Ye: "I advise you to go back."

"The fog is so thick nearby, it's not safe at night." He pointed at the fish-eyed monster mopping the floor: "What if we encounter a similar pervert again..."

Speaking of the fish-eyed monster, the girl obviously remembered the experience of someone touching her butt just now, and she was a little frightened. A trace of hesitation flashed across her face.

Xu Ye said sincerely: "Go back, we are all classmates, I believe your roommate can understand what you are going through."

"Besides, everyone goes to bed late now. After you go back, they might still be playing games and watching movies and not sleeping at all."

The girl was moved by what she said, and hesitantly said: "As for me, I want to go back first. You can go to the mahjong parlor later by yourselves."

Several other people quickly spoke: "Hey, what are you talking about? We came out together, how can we let you go back alone? How dangerous it is."

"That's right, let's go back together."

After several people discussed the plan, the long-haired boy looked reluctant, but he had no chance to speak as the decision had already been made by others.

The girl with the ponytail stepped forward to pay the bill.

Xu Ye: "Hello, it's too much. I'll pay more for a bucket of instant noodles."

The girl flipped her hair around her ears: "Well, little brother, thank you for reminding me."

"You have worked so hard for so long. This bucket of instant noodles is my treat for you."

After saying that, he ran out of the store with a red face, followed by several other companions.

When everyone went out, the fish-eyed monster took the rag and ran to Xu Ye angrily, with his hands on his hips:

"You are perverted, you are the pervert, your whole family is perverted!"

Xu Ye nodded happily: "Thank you for the compliment."

"Although you are ugly, you are quite good at talking."

Fish-eyed monster: "Huh???"

After eating the deflated fish-eyed monster, he angrily returned to the shelves and continued cleaning. There was no way, in order to adapt to the obsessive-compulsive disorder, he made the surroundings too dirty.

The rag rubbed the floor hard, with such force that one suspected that he used the floor as a carrier for some object of hatred.

The convenience store door opens again,

"Welcome, what do you need?"

The long-haired boy walked in. His face was full of resentment and he stared at Xu Ye. Compared to before, his fingernails were twice as long, and many green hairs appeared on his body.

He didn't look like a living person no matter how he looked. Those college students just now must have been deceived by his blindness and led into the illusion.

Xu Ye pretended to be confused: "Oh, guest, why are you back again? Did you leave something behind?"

"Because of you." The long-haired boy raised his hand and pointed his black nails at Xu Ye: "They all went back to school."

A place like a university that is full of positive energy and popularity is not something that an ordinary weirdo like him can enter. There is even more severe suppression there.

Old God Xu Ye asked: "So?"

The long-haired boy's mouth curved greatly:

"So, I came to find you. Now that they are gone, you can play happily with me."

Suddenly, as if having a convulsion, his whole face came closer to Xu Ye, and his face was enlarged infinitely.

The long eyelashes are as messy as pig hair, accompanied by a foul smell:

"I'm so lonely."

"Come on, come on, play with me~"

Xu Ye asked politely: "What if I don't agree?"

"That's not okay. I'm a customer. You can't refuse my request."

"I order you now to drink with me." The long-haired boy took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, drank half of it at the mouth of the bottle, and put the remaining half to Xu Ye's mouth.

Judging from the posture, Xu Ye should be blowing mouth to mouth.

The barrage in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it any longer: "It's so disgusting. If this was a beautiful woman, maybe it would be acceptable. If you die under peonies, you will be a ghost. If you say you are a smelly man with green hair, I will die, too. There will be no compromise.”

"This man's ability is similar to that of Yan Gu. He seems to be able to suck people's essence. It's just that the female ghost only sucks men's essence, and he doesn't choose."

"Look at how those college students who passed by just now were sucked by him. They looked like they had been drained..."

……

In the strange world, Xu Ye walked out from behind the cashier: "Okay, I have a friend who will play with you."

"Okay, okay, where are you?" The long-haired boy thought he had compromised and clapped his hands happily.

A palm-sized mirror appeared, and the long-haired man saw another version of himself in it and made a few faces at it.

The mirror grew bigger and bigger, and under the long-haired man's earnest gaze, a four- or five-year-old loli wearing a red dress walked out of it.

"Brother, why did you call me out?"

"I found you a new toy."

The long-haired man's expression changed. The moment he saw the little girl, his expression changed from joyful to dull. He shook his hands desperately and explained:

"No, it's not. Listen to me."