Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

On the third day, Xu Ye woke up from bed on time.

Very few of the dungeons he participated in lasted for several days. Many times the incident occurs in the morning, is resolved that night, and is then teleported home to sleep the next day.

So Xu Ye felt that his workload was not high.

Barrage: "If something else happens today, the wedding must be postponed."

"To be honest, if this dungeon wasn't called Mountain Village Happy Event, I would have hallucinated. The Chosen One kept dragging it until he left the dungeon in five days, and the wedding wouldn't have happened."

Xingxing didn't blink: "No, I think it's more like waiting, deliberately waiting for most of the chosen ones to get the scissors and ashes before holding the wedding."

"Just like yesterday, there was a death on Boss Xu Ye's side, so there was no wedding. However, nothing happened to the other dungeons where the Chosen Ones were, but the weddings were still postponed for various reasons."

……

After Xu Ye washed up, he came to the village chief's house, where a group of people were making dumplings in the room. It's probably because they haven't gotten over what happened yesterday, so everyone looked a little sad.

"Oh, my son, you are only 35 years old. You left so early. Mom is so sad." An aunt made dumplings and cried while wrapping them: "If this had happened in ancient times..."

"In ancient times, the lifespan of a normal person was only 35 years." Xu Ye promptly continued: "Auntie, please don't be sad. It's normal for your son to die at this age."

Xu Ye's alternative way of comforting didn't make the other party appreciate it. The aunt glared at him resentfully: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute."

Of course Xu Ye would not listen to her, and turned his head to confront the others: "Tell me, what is the source of grievance between that tree and our village? Why are the people who died so close to the same age?"

Xu Ye pointed at himself: "Is it possible that he still discriminates against those who are younger?"

In the copy, Gou Wazi was probably around 20 or 30 years old, and the deceased were all adult men over [-] years old.

Xu Ye saw that as soon as he finished saying these words, whispers began to form around him, and he pricked up his ears to listen.

"If you ask me, it's retribution."

"That bitch Ning Qianqian used her beauty to seduce men everywhere, and finally committed suicide under a tree..."

"A bunch of tongue-tied women are chewing the roots of their tongues." The village chief knocked his cane angrily, and everyone immediately fell silent.

He turned his head to look at Xu Ye, his eyes full of coldness:

"Gouwazi, you have nothing to do here, you can go out."

Obviously many people in the village knew about this, but they kept it from me. Xu Ye was not convinced: "I picked up the branches yesterday. I want to stay with my aunts and chat for a while."

"Finished?"

The village chief didn't react for a moment. Can you just pick up all the branches on the ground?

Xu Ye stretched out his hand and pointed at a branch standing by the wall: "Yes, I've picked it up, it's enough to burn for a long time."

"You...the village chief was furious: "Come here, throw him out. "

The scene was quiet. Thanks to Xu Ye's performance in the ancestral hall yesterday, everyone was hesitant and no one dared to go up.

Darling, that's a talent who can send his ancestors away with just one kneel, how dare they mess with him.

"Okay, okay, this is too much. You don't even listen to me anymore." The village chief laughed angrily and stepped forward to arrest the person himself with a cane.

Xu Ye: "If you do this again, I will kneel down."

village head:"……"

He stopped, turned around, unlocked the door, and walked silently into the bedroom.

His face looked somewhat autistic.

According to the rules of their Xiaohuai Village, young people must respect their elders, otherwise they will be punished. The old village chief relied on this fact. He was the oldest and most senior, so the villagers did not dare to go against him.

But I didn't expect that Xu Ye was so damaged that he didn't resist at all and just knelt down to him.

Even his ancestors couldn't bear to kneel down, but he could bear it?

Therefore, the old village chief chose to be out of sight and out of mind, and hid directly to prevent Xu Ye from being an eyesore to him: "Hey, I am old, and I can't bear to see those dirty things, so I'd better go back to the room and rest for a while."

……

Time soon came to evening, and a group of people went to pick up the bride at the door of the new house noisily. Xu Ye took the opportunity to ask: "Why hasn't the groom come yet? Is he running away from the wedding?"

Everyone looked at each other in confusion. Indeed, they had not seen the groom much in the past few days. At first, they thought it was to avoid working. After all, judging from the tradition of Xiaohuai Village, there is indeed a custom for newlyweds not to work.

Now it seems that Gou WaZi was right and he was really running away from his marriage.

But what is he trying to do? The bride is as beautiful as a flower and she willingly marries her.

Xu Ye: "Let me give you an idea. Since he doesn't want to marry, he might as well give me the bride. I will be the groom today."

"It's bad, we are all from the same village, who can marry or not? Besides, many middle-aged people in the village have died now, and I am the youngest. I can't give birth to a baby and support you in your old age."

This is the conclusion that Xu Ye came to after careful consideration. As an affectionate Gouwazi character, he cannot ignore his lover at will. Since the groom has disappeared in front of him, he took the initiative to marry the bride.

Barrage: "What a loss. You must have chopped down all the bamboo shoots on the mountain overnight. Not only did you kill someone, but you also stole their wife."

The crowd was whispering, mainly because Xu Ye Yanglao's words touched their hearts: "This is not impossible."

"He's right."