Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye found that only the bedroom was very similar to his room in real life. It was different after leaving the living room. At least the cat climbing frame next to the TV was gone.

Sure enough, after such an operation, the two people behind him had different reactions.

Dad's face was expressionless. He seemed to be used to Xu Ye's attitude. He got up and sat on the sofa reading the newspaper.

But her mother began to become angry and came to Xu Ye and accused him: "What's going on? Your wings are stiff and you don't pay attention to your words. I can't control you anymore, can I?"

Barrage: "It's such a familiar tone. My mother usually scolds me like this."

"It's really scary. Boss Xu Ye, hurry up and explain it to your mother to calm down your anger. In the world of ghost stories, it is also very important to deal with the weird and win the favor of the other party."

However, no matter how much his mother kept nagging in his ears, Xu Ye's reaction was just two words: "Deaf."

He poured himself another cup of instant coffee, mixed it with milk, and passed it through his mother's body.

Yes – through.

Xu Ye's guess was correct. Since he "can't see" the other person's body, he shouldn't be able to touch or touch it.

Otherwise, the world would be in chaos.

Just imagine, a normal person walking at home can clearly see nothing, but can touch a strange body...

It doesn't follow the logic of the rules.

Xu Ye took the coffee and sat down on the sofa, where his father was reading the newspaper.

Xu Ye's posture was equivalent to sitting down on someone's head and taking the opportunity to fart.

Weird Dad's face turned green on the spot, and he yelled at Xu Ye.

However, looking at the other party's confused look and knowing nothing, Dad Wei knew that something was wrong.

Cursing yourself is a waste of effort and the other person won't hear you at all.

Angrily, he moved his body to the other side of the sofa and glanced at Xu Ye with his peripheral vision, full of resentment.

It happened that at this time, Xu Ye felt uncomfortable "sitting" on the sofa, so he lay down instead, stretched his legs, and covered his feet all night with a strange face.

A strange fragrance wafts away. It actually has no smell, but it can't resist people's psychological effects. As soon as a foot comes over, the brain can't help but make associations.

Weird's father sat up from the sofa angrily. He suspected that the child did it on purpose, but he had no evidence.

He simply turned around and went back to his room.

If he stayed any longer, he was afraid that he would be angry to death before his son could reach maturity.

Audience in the live broadcast room: "The familiar smell of Lao Liu..."

"Send a message to your chosen one quickly. The man and woman at the door are not real."

That's right, from the beginning to now, all the chosen ones who opened the door to the room have died without exception.

Either he was too panicked and quickly fell into his mother's arms, only to be killed in reverse.

Or they only recognized one of them as weird and answered the other as a relative.

To tell a joke, the chosen ones who can survive to this day all rely on "gou". Get into bed and pretend to sleep.

"As long as I don't wake up, I don't have to open my eyes, so I won't see anything strange."

……

Xu Ye happily leaned on the sofa and drank coffee. The strange woman sitting next to him was sitting opposite, staring at him with resentful eyes.

Barrage: "Boss Xu Ye's mental quality is not something to be underestimated. It's just me. How can I drink with such a person watching me all the time?"

"Oh, why else would he be called a boss?"

"Bagaya Road, it's not fair. Our Chosen Ones from Sakura Kingdom did the same thing last time. You guys clearly said it was shameless. I'm going to sue you Dragon Kingdom people for discrimination."

……

Just then, another woman came down from upstairs: "Baby, you're finally up. Did you sleep well at night?"

Xu Ye continued to be irresponsible.

Until the woman approached and took the coffee from Xu Ye's hand, her fingers accidentally touched Xu Ye's palm:

"You are still young. Drinking coffee is not good for your health. Please change it to a glass of milk."

Xu Ye raised his head and smiled sweetly: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

The woman was so sweet by this smile that she touched Xu Ye's hair tenderly: "Mom, go cook your favorite dish. Be good and wait patiently."

After that, he turned and entered the kitchen.

Xu Ye's smile froze. The woman just now called herself mother. Who is the woman who has been sitting opposite with an air of resentment all over her body?

It seemed that he had to figure out the relationship between this family as soon as possible.

Xu Ye wandered around the living room first, and except for finding a calendar that showed that he didn't have to go to school today on Sunday, there were no other useful clues.

He focused his attention on the doors of the other two rooms on the first floor and slowly approached. Just as he was about to reach for the door handle, his mother came out of the kitchen:

"Xiao Ming, there is no soy sauce at home. Go to the supermarket and buy a pound of it."

Xu Ye stretched out his hand: "Which supermarket's soy sauce do you want?"

Naturally, her mother took out 100 yuan from her pocket and handed it to Xu Ye: "Well, the one at the gate of the community is the closest."

She pinched Xu Ye's nose: "We can't tire our son out. Be good, I'll keep the remaining money to buy you candies."

"Okay, thank you mom."

However, just such a few simple dialogues have stumped many chosen ones.

In Sakura Country, Kurai Hanagi participated in the Rules and Monsters for the first time.

I was very scared at first. When my mother asked for soy sauce, she didn’t ask any more questions and came downstairs in a daze.

"Oops, I don't know where the supermarket is yet."

Kurai Hanaju looked confused. She didn't dare to ask rashly. If there was something strange around her and she happened to be bumped into, wouldn't she die in vain?

"Forget it, I can only take a walk nearby, it shouldn't be far away."

Kurai Hanaju was walking nervously on the road. At a corner, she happened to see the door of a convenience store open, with many people walking in and out carrying shopping bags.

"Huh~ There are so many people, it should be right."

Kurai Hanagi smiled and walked in happily.

"Boss, how much does a pound of soy sauce cost?"

"Two dollars and five."

Kurai Hanagi took out her pocket and found a total of three coins in it. She lowered her head and counted the money: "It seems that the rules are quite strict. The total adds up to just two and a half yuan."

But at this moment, the boss’s faint voice came from above:

"Little girl, how did you find this convenience store?"

"Can you see it?"