Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

He slowly leaned his upper body toward the window: "You should stay closer so that you can meet me."

Tick ​​tick tick, there were sticky water droplets on his head and fell on the base of his ears. Pierre suppressed his nausea and kept coaxing the other party in a low voice. When he was close, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the braid and pulled it back. .

The little devil naturally refused. Knowing that he had been hit, he ran out with all his strength.

But he was not as powerful as Pierre. In just a few minutes, he was pulled back into the room and violently thrown towards the far wall.

A "bang" sound is tantamount to a shocking sound in this home.

"Damn it, I'll fight you." The little Weiyi who was smashed against the wall was extremely angry. He got up and flew towards Pierre.

However, it was a step too late after all.

The abnormal noise in the room attracted everything in the house. My mother rushed in immediately with a water glass, followed by a man and a woman who were strange.

"You little devil, you are very brave and dare to break into our territory."

The braided ghost in the sky knows that he is finished,

He is a weak and "weird" person who is not qualified to raise humans and animals. He can only float on the streets all day long, hoping that some human being will suddenly "mature", or, like just now, lingering at the windows of other people's homes to "stalk" all day long. .

It is absolutely not advisable to enter a high-end strange territory without saying hello like today. If you are found and beaten to death, there will be no place to ask for an explanation.

The braided ghost in the sky quickly explained to himself: "It's him. Your people and animals were cooked in advance, so I came in."

Damn it, even if he died, he would definitely take the person who tricked him into his arms.

On the bed, Pierre was lying there weakly, frowning in pain, and asking: "Mom, am I hungry?"

"Mom, why did the window open suddenly? Is there a ghost coming into the house?"

"Mom, it hurts so much. Am I going to die?"

He stared blankly out of the window, the strong wind blowing in, and his eyes were full of confusion.

The Braided Ghost: "That's not the case, he wronged me!"

"It's obviously cooked in advance..."

The two smiled strangely and sinisterly, showing their big white teeth: "Then why can't he see us? He can only see you."

With a click, the braided ghost's head fell to the ground, and disappeared with a curse on Pierre in his mouth.

The strange girl even rushed to the window and shouted threats outside: "Listen up, Wang Xiaoming is a human and animal of our family. If anyone dares to take food from my mouth, don't blame me for being rude."

During all this happened, Pierre didn't even look away. He only took the scalding glass of water tremblingly and poured it into his stomach.

"Mom, Confucius said that hot water can cure all diseases. Confucius was right. I am indeed much better."

Mom: "My son is really smart. He even quotes scriptures."

The audience in the live broadcast room: ...

"Have I ever said this?"

Just in case, the female Weiyi came back from the window, walked to Pierre, moved her big face very close, her two eyeballs fell out of their sockets, and with a snap, they fell towards Pierre's open mouth.

Pierre put the water glass back into his mother's hand and lay down on the bed again.

Barrage: "Huh, that's so dangerous. How did Pierre manage to be so calm?"

"If I were him, I would be so scared that I would run away even though I knew it was a lie."

People are like this, always trusting their own vision infinitely.

As the saying goes: Seeing is believing, hearing is believing.

This sentence often becomes very ineffective when it comes to rules.

But no matter what, Pierre's operation set an excellent example. Many countries sent messages to their chosen ones, recounting everything that had just happened.

To sum it up: If you can’t go out, it’s best to pretend to be sick. The Braided Imp's combat effectiveness is not high, and he is afraid that other weirdos will discover the secrets that the Chosen One can see. It is best to find a place where no one is around to deal with it.

But after this message was sent out, and the previous reminder that the two people at the door were both strange, the two opportunities had been completely used up.

It is up to the chosen ones to walk the road.

All the countries sighed: "This has just begun, it's really worrying."

"That's all, just die, you're used to it."

……

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye came back with soy sauce.

After a while, several home-cooked dishes came out, a plate of sauced pork, a plate of steak, and a plate of shredded potatoes and vegetables.

This meal is very normal, and even pays attention to the combination of meat and vegetables, which is nutritious and healthy.

But just because it was so normal, Xu Ye felt panicked and secretly gestured to the green-eyed cat. After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the food, he sat down:

"Mom, are we just the two of us?"

"Hmph, it doesn't matter what they do, just eat more."

Xu Ye stared at the food on the table. He simply felt that eating four dishes for two people was not so common sense.

Mom: "The two little ones will come back to eat in the evening."

"Oh."

The younger one, it seems that the two remaining family members he can see are younger than himself. After getting the key information, Xu Yema started to eat.

Barrage: "Xu Ye always speaks so artistically."

"When asking for the address of the supermarket, say which soy sauce store downstairs you want, not where the supermarket is."

"That's right, someone just asked a few people in the family directly, and they were already stunned."

According to the normal food intake of a senior high school student, Xu Ye would have about half of the food left on the table after one meal.

Mom poured all the beef into his bowl: "Be good, eat these too."

Xu Ye nodded and found that the leftover food was not put away, but placed directly on the table.

He was surprised: "You won't be saving it for your younger siblings to eat at night, right?"

……

After dinner, my mother went back to the second floor to rest.

Xu Ye turned his attention to the other two rooms on the first floor.

Push the door and go straight in.

Compared with my bedroom, this room looks very simple.

There are dark blue sheets on the single bed, and a faded basketball is placed by the wall. Next to it was a desk and a stool, all in tatters and with the skin peeling off.

Xu Ye judged that the owner of the room should be a boy who was about the same age as himself, so he searched inside.