Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Yu Di Gan is now extremely certain that the food in the next room must be his own takeaway.

"You two bitches~" He suddenly became extremely angry and ran over and banged on the door.

There was a lot of rustling inside for a while:

"Honey, go and open the door."

"I hate it, at least wear some clothes."

"I won't wear it!"

Then, a two-meter-tall, muscular naked man appeared in front of Youdigan.

Yudi Gan: "..."

He swallowed uncomfortably: "Please return my takeout to me."

The naked man squinted at him: "Takeaway? Your takeout is gone, why are you looking for me!"

After that, he closed the door again.

He didn't get anything but was disappointed. Yudigan stood there and was almost furious. He could only say harsh words: "Just wait, I swear, I will make you pay the price."

The door to the next door opened again,

The naked man thrust his hand into his waist: "The price? If you dare to threaten me, I will make you pay the price you deserve now."

Youdigan was punched in the stomach and flew two meters away. He lay on the ground grinning in pain and was speechless.

After wasting a while, I finally gathered enough strength to crawl back to the room and lay motionless on the bed.

There is no other way, I have no money to order another takeaway. I can only risk violating rule four and eat it at the party tomorrow.

A Sanguo Government: "This Yudigan seems to be quite smart at ordinary times, but he slips up at critical moments."

"It's not as good as the low-caste guy in the copy next door. Everyone else performs better than him."

“Does this mean that lower castes are more powerful?”

"Absurd, just nonsense! Be careful to be punished by Vishnu."

……

After eating and drinking, Xu Ye took the keys on the table and went to the garage.

On the first floor of the basement, the surroundings were pitch black, and every step he took brought echoes.

The sound of footsteps, which were obviously very shallow, was automatically infinitely amplified in this open place. Xu Ye lowered his head and glanced at his feet. Oh, he was wearing leather shoes.

Such an environment, not to mention weird rules, can easily make people's hair stand on end in the real world.

Xu Ye turned on the built-in light of his mobile phone, and a beam of light was produced from it. The intensity was average, and he could barely see the surrounding environment clearly.

"Hang Chi Hang Chi."

Suddenly there was a clear sound of chewing nearby, the teeth kept colliding, and the bones were crunched and crunched.

If you have seen the animal world, you should be able to clearly confirm that non-large beasts cannot make such sounds.

The food they eat must also be raw meat, the kind with bones and tendons.

"What the hell?"

The mobile phone light shone over, and at the same time, Caigou jumped up from where he was and ran forward quickly like he was having fun.

"Ow~"

In the night, there was a miserable howl of wolves, and when Xu Ye arrived, only half a set of leftover bones of a child were left.

"Yuck~"

The dish dog put the contents in his mouth on the ground, hid aside and vomited.

Xu Ye looked over curiously,

A piece of bloody meat, probably bitten off from the thing just now, was accompanied by gray animal hair scattered everywhere.

At this time, CaiGou finally vomited enough and walked back, looking pitiful.

Barrage: "Hahaha, CaiGou broke the rules today."

"I think you should stop calling yourself a dishdog and convert directly to Buddhism. Your eating habits are consistent with those of a monk."

"Boss Xu Ye's brainwashing was so successful that Cai Gou would rather suspect that he had broken his precepts and vomited than doubted what Boss Xu Ye said."

Xu Ye curiously picked up a few hairs on the ground. The gray was mixed with white and yellow:

"Is it a mutt?"

"Woof woof woof~" Caigou protested strongly.

"No?" Xu Ye touched the back of his head and couldn't figure out what it was. This thing entered his restricted area of ​​knowledge.

"Maybe it's from some weird person." Based on the principle that something is better than nothing and "maybe it will be used someday", Xu Ye put all the hair in his pocket.

The vegetable dog barked a few more times, expressing strong dissatisfaction.

Barrage: "Let me translate: You are a heartless man who actually collects other people's dog hair."

"Haha, don't say anything. Look at Cai Gou's expression. You really shouldn't say anything."

……

After packing Maomao, Xu Ye stopped using his mobile phone and took out the headlamp directly from the space.

In an instant, the entire area was brightly lit.

The headlights glowed green, and the garage was empty and abandoned. No one had been there for who knows how many years. There were unknown corpses and scrapped tires everywhere.

Looking at it this way, the environment is even more haunted than a haunted house. In the real world, you would definitely have to pay a ticket to visit.

In the corner, there was an old black second-hand car parked. Some parts were rusty, but it still had the Two-dimensional beauty attached to its body.

Green clothes, bare feet, she seems to be called Nasita.

Xu Ye walked over and inspected the car from the inside out, finally confirming that the car only looked broken and would run without any problems.

It is still a new energy vehicle, close to a Tesla, but the remaining battery capacity is currently displayed as 0.

Xu Ye walked around the garage and found a charging pile in a hidden corner, and successfully plugged in the car.

"Looking at the time, it will take about ten hours to fully charge."

outside world,

"Still need to recharge!"

The governments of various countries who heard the news were dumbfounded. They all knew that the rules prohibited wandering around at night, so no one of their chosen ones dared to go out to check the condition of the car out of fear of danger.