Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye was satisfied with the successful transformation of his identity from a tourist to a tour guide and driver.

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room, after shedding tears for 5 minutes, finally came to their senses, and the barrage was full of "wtf" sounds.

"Blind."

"Boss Xu Ye, let's discuss whether we can give a warning in advance next time when we use skills. So that I can prepare."

"Baga Ya Road, blind, blind."

On the screen, it seemed that the time had been chosen and all this had been expected. The young man raised his head slightly and smiled:

"Thank you everyone for working with me to deal with the weirdness."

"If you tell me in advance, the trick may not work. You guys have contributed a lot to successfully passing the level."

Audience: Not sad anymore, they are also part of the fight against the weird!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu He is so gentle. He clearly doesn't have to worry about our feelings, and he even went out of his way to explain it."

"Boss Xu Ye, I want to give birth to a monkey for you."

"Axi, you guys are so easy to coax. The Chosen One from the Dragon Kingdom blinded the audience, what good does it do to us?"

"If it's too dazzling, then don't watch it. Boss Xu Ye's live broadcast room is not meant for foreigners to watch."

I thought that after saying this, the number of people online in the live broadcast room would decrease.

Unexpectedly, in just a few minutes, another 200 million were added.

Barrage: "I came here because of its reputation. I heard that there are free special effects here."

"A Ph.D. student in optics from a physics department came here to study a new topic."

"You're late. I started researching it last time when boss Xu Ye made a move, and now I'm at the stage of writing a thesis."

"Write a graduation thesis for 3000 yuan a piece."

……

The barrage area was bustling with people. After a period of blankness, more ferocious comments were ushered in.

Thanks to the live broadcast room set up by Guitan himself, in reality, I am afraid that no platform can handle so many people online at the same time.

Xu Ye opened another piece of paper in his hand and snatched it from his neighbor.

It's a map of Brown's Farm.

There are many facilities on it, and the tour items are complicated and complicated. If you seriously experience every place, let alone three days, it will probably not be completed in half a month.

In this messy picture, there is a red line drawn, which should be the place where this tour will pass.

"Shall I drive to Niu Ma Yuan now?" Xu Ye asked based on the route above.

"Okay, we are almost there just now. We are on the right corner, about 300 meters away." The little bear was blind and he still remembered exactly where he went before the car stopped.

"it is good."

Xu Ye nodded and came to the driving position. Looking through the windshield, just as the tour guide said, there was a long path on the right.

Little Bear: "Can you do it? This road is a bit narrow, just a little wider than the car."

Xu Ye patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, I used to drive a lot."

After three seconds,

There was a click, and the sound of a hard object hitting the front was heard. Everyone except Xu Ye knocked forward.

The little bear was the worst. He was not wearing a seat belt and rolled from one end of the car to the other.

"Did you hit the wall? Keep an eye on it."

"It's okay, I was just careless." Xu Ye said nonchalantly, adjusted the steering wheel again, and said:

"Duang, duang, duang!"

"Here I go, the quality of this car is too good, isn't it cheap?" Xu Ye seemed to have discovered a new world. Sitting in the driving seat, he was so excited that he couldn't be more excited.

If an ordinary vehicle was played like this, it would have been damaged long ago. But now this bus has experienced several violent collisions, and not even a single glass shard has been broken.

"I now believe that Rule [-] is correct. The strange rules do not deceive me."

"Mom, stop, do you know how to drive?" The little bear roared angrily, but unfortunately it had little effect.

Xu Yecai, who is addicted to playing, doesn't care what others think, but insists on showing off his gorgeous skills: "Believe me, I will definitely drive it in for you."

"I believe...I believe it."

Half an hour later, Xu Ye finally got tired of playing, and half of the nearby buildings were damaged by him. The distance of 300 meters is barely 50, and it all depends on "opening the road independently".

Probably accepting the fact that he couldn't drive the car in, Xu Ye put down the steering wheel: "I announce that everyone will walk in now."

"yue~"

Pity a bunch of poor people who have just gone blind and have to go down and hold on to the wall to spit out rainbows.

……

Other Chosen One live broadcast rooms,

Some people are more resourceful and know how to check the maps in the hands of the aborigines through various methods. Most of these people are veteran chosen ones.

The other group of people can't. It's the first time they enter the strange talk about rules. If they can force themselves to calm down and read the words clearly on the rules, they are already doing well.

As for the others? I didn’t think much about it for the time being.

As a last resort, the country could only waste one opportunity to remind them to check the map.

bald eagle empire,

Adam Smith sat in the car seat and slowly asked the tourists sitting next to him: "Hello, can you take a look at this drawing?"

"Watch you..."

The seatmate next to me turned around, paused in the middle of the curse words that had just come out of his mouth, and Gulu swallowed:

"so white."

Yes, the man in front of me is about 40 years old, wearing a white loose robe, white hair, and very white skin. He was the whitest Caucasian he had ever seen.

That’s all.

The most important thing is that this person seems to be glowing. The whole person was as pure as paper, as holy as the finest white jade, which made the neighbor who just wanted to curse out an inexplicable feeling of shame and unknowingly be influenced by the other person.

Adam showed a mysterious smile, looked at the man steadily, stretched out his hand again and asked: "Is it okay?"

Barrage:"???"

"Wan Duzi, this person is too straightforward. If you want it so much, can Weiyi give it to you? Hit it with your hands, blast the opponent with a hammer, or grab it and run away."

In the live broadcast room, a group of irresponsible water friends came up with ideas one after another.

In fact, their claims are not groundless. There have just been several talented chosen ones who have indeed used the above methods and succeeded.

"The Rules of Weird Talk is a place outside the law. No one can get the things in Weird's hands by courtesy. Robbery seems to be the best way at present. The next best thing is to agree to the other party's unreasonable request, or to exchange the weird items on your body. ." The audience stated the experience summarized in this copy.

On the screen, what shocked everyone was that the person sitting next to him actually handed the item to Adam, and he offered it respectfully with both hands: "I'm sorry, my behavior just now offended you."

"What should I call you?"

"You're welcome, call me Adam." The man said tolerantly: "My profession is to be a holy father."

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ps: Try to make this copy as short as possible