Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Let’s not mention the murder of the Holy Father.

After hearing Xu Ye's words, the corners of Xiaoxiong's mouth twitched: "I knew this guy was so unreliable."

This is why he insisted on following him even though he knew it was not in compliance with the regulations.

Xiao Xiong estimated that if he really stayed in the car, Xu Ye would be the only one left in the group.

In this case, he couldn't do anything.

Taking a deep breath, Little Bear warned himself to be calm and control his temper: "Come on Bear, you are already a mature adult and have the ability to deal with various emergencies."

"Shut up, everyone, listen to my command..."

However, this sentence had no effect, but instead caused a group of people to rebel:

"You are blind, who cares about you?"

"It's just that the original promotional page said that we would be given a chance to meet that gentleman, but now that he hasn't seen him, he's blinded."

Xu Ye heard: "Which sir?"

“That’s it—beep beep beep—”

The words that follow are automatically muted and subject to certain restrictions, so I can't hear them clearly.

Xu Ye: "Are you the manor farmer, Mr. Brown?"

"Yes, yes, it's him."

The silence was lifted, and the surrounding chatter became clear. They were all expressions of requests to see Mr. Brown. If they couldn't see anyone, they would refund the money. It would be better to sue the tour group and compensate them for the expenses.

"Shut up." Seeing that the environment at the scene is getting noisier and noisier, if you don't take care of it, there will probably be an uprising.

The little bear shouted loudly, grabbed a tourist next to him based on his senses, and violently tore him into pieces, with blood splattering on the faces of the crowd.

Still with heat~

The tourists couldn't see the scene, but they smelled the smell of blood coming from their companions.

Suddenly he was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.

The little bear nodded with satisfaction and resumed its original voice: "I told you before starting the tour that you should listen to the tour guide along the way."

At this moment, everyone remembered that the tour guide in front of them was a well-known ruthless person before they met.

It was just his plush body and the tone of his voice that made people relax their guard along the way.

"Very good. It seems that you have all thought it through. Let's start now, in groups of four, to implement division of labor and cooperation..."

The little bear's plan is very simple, that is, let one of the people lie on the ground and pretend to be dead to attract the cow's attention. When they hear the sound and come to check, the remaining three people will use their senses to swarm up and restrain the cow's body.

The man lying on the ground took the opportunity to get up and milk the cow.

Xu Ye watched with great interest and found that this method worked really well.

The process is a bit laborious,

But the little bear spoke and told everyone who didn't get milk within half an hour to die. With this threat, everyone instantly became full of motivation.

No matter how much the cow resists, it will hold on to the cow's body for dear life and not let go.

Xu Ye saw with his own eyes a tourist who was pretending to be dead. He was trampled hard by the flying hooves of a cow, and his intestines were turned out, but he still held the milk foam and did not let go.

In the face of life threats, just a few superficial injuries are nothing.

Just, there is a question.

Why are cows attracted to dead people?

This question was quickly answered. Although the tourist whose intestines were trampled finally succeeded in getting a bucket of milk, he did not make it through. The brown coins he just received flew out.

The milked cow lowered its head excitedly and nibbled on the visitor's body.

As the whole person was swallowed, its belly gradually swelled from the original dryness.

what's the situation?

Xu Ye was confused, are cows carnivores?

"May I ask, what was the final use of this milk?" Xu Ye said slowly.

"This..." The chained staff member showed a troubled expression, stretched out three fingers and pinched it, making a "asking for money" gesture.

Xu Ye took out the chainsaw.

The two of them immediately became scared: "We said they were sent to a residential area."

"anything else?"

"No more, they were all sent over there."

Xu Ye touched his chin and thought for a moment.

It’s interesting. For cows that rely on eating human flesh to produce cows, is the surplus that tourists and the chosen ones squeeze out at the beginning the last time they eat human flesh?

And the purpose of these people,

Xu Ye thought they were just tourists at first, but he didn't expect that their purpose was to meet the owner of Brown Farm.

No, not necessarily the owner.

The answer is so simple that everyone can think of it.

There is no need to silence people who talk about weird things with rules for the sake of a popular word.

Could it be that all those tourists have been brainwashed?

What they wanted to say may not have been Brown at first, but when they put it out of their own mouths, it was transformed into that word.

Xu Ye felt uneasy, so he summoned the green-eyed sneaky cat and asked, "Were these people mentally affected just now?"

Meow meow meow.

Ragdoll nodded in confirmation.

"Then what were they going to say?"

The ragdoll cat shook his head again. Its ability is to create and dispel illusions, but it cannot purify people's mental power.

But it ran to the ground, rolled its body from side to side, and dragged out a pattern with its butt.

Xu Ye could barely tell that it was five irregular shapes put together.

"You mean black rose?"

"Meow meow meow~"

Xu Ye remembered that the function of this thing was to purify the air within a certain range.

It seems that the air referred to in the strange world is different from what I imagined. This "purified air" is more likely to include the influence of purifying people's mental power.

But Xu Ye didn't take out the things immediately. He remembered that the black rose needed to be inserted into the vase before it could be used.

It needs water to nourish it.

But it was obvious that Xu Ye didn't think that the small ditch with unknown liquid floating there could nourish the roses.

There is also the most important reason. Xu Ye rarely touched the back of his head and sighed: "The black rose is grandma's heart. It is a bit impolite to water it with calf's foot washing water."

There was a sigh in the barrage area: "Yo yo yo, when did our boss Xu Ye start to be polite to Weiyi."

"Stop talking, he just can't bear it."

"A duplicitous man."

To be honest, teasing such a hero who is online both in terms of strength and IQ is quite a stress reliever, and the attitude of the Weitan Bureau is even more enjoyable.

It's also because Xu Ye's previous actions were so good, he passed the dungeons again and again, and his behavior pattern and the rules matched perfectly.

If there are no more scandals and fun, the audience will doubt whether he is a normal person. In that case, the distance between him and ordinary people will be too deep.

……

At the farm, Xu Ye left the task of milking the cows to other tourists and turned to look at the task of feeding the horses with higher rewards.

After all, holding on to the key parts of certain creatures and not leaving the last drop of nutrients to others was such an ungraceful thing, Xu Ye would still do it if he could.

"I like humans to say nice things to it." Xu Ye thought about this rule: "Is it to praise the horse?"

It looked at the brown-red horse closest to itself and praised it against its will:

"You are so handsome."

When he said this, Xu Ye's brows furrowed to the point where he could pinch a fly to death.

It was so nonsense that he even despised his own nonsense.