Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Barrage: "If you don't understand, just ask, what does a lizard do?"

"Is it for eating?"

"Damn it, I just checked, this guy has really strong taste."

Imran took the blue hat and took off the red hat on his head little by little under the man's encouraging eyes.

The moment the blue hat was put on his head, Imran's face was distorted and his face began to bulge irregularly.

"My head hurts so much."

After a moment, his body turned into a puddle of black water on the spot, leaving only the clothes on his body and the hat that turned from blue to red.

The man picked up two red hats on the ground, put one on himself first, and then handed one to the beautiful woman next to him who was already awake.

"Idiot, only as a tourist can you have a chance to gain true freedom."

Life is precious, and so is freedom.

What's more, if every unpolluted tourist came to live in such a few small wooden houses, their supplies would probably be insufficient.

The two wore red hats and walked toward the exit of the rapeseed field.

[Ding, Asan Kingdom, Sakura Kingdom, Bald Eagle Empire... 256 chosen ones were strangely swallowed. 】

This is a staggering number, close to one in [-] people died.

When people face dangerous environments, their own safety cannot be guaranteed. There is a person who suddenly appears and tells you thoughtfully that he can help you, but the price is to stay forever.

At this time, people who are not determined will often try their best to absorb the sense of security from the other person like grabbing a life-saving straw, subconsciously listen to his words, and ignore the surrounding uncertain factors.

Just like people who were deceived when they went abroad in the past, it was often because they met fellow villagers and developed a sense of trust that they were caught and their money was stolen.

……

Xu Ye sat in the driver's seat, thinking about what happened in the pavilion.

The man in the blue hat obviously lied and hid something from himself.

It is undeniable that Blue Hat's performance is very sincere, both in terms of content and emotion.

"If you want to deceive others, telling lies is too low-level. Most of the things he told me should be true. This truth is mixed with falsehoods that are not easy to detect."

"What's the confusion?"

Xu Ye's eyes lit up: "You will always be safe if you stay. This sentence is false."

He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't realize that when passing through a fork in the road, the car accidentally turned in the wrong direction.

……

In the Bald Eagle Empire, Adam successfully walked out of the pavilion with his own talent.

When the blue hat tour guide tried to persuade him to stay, Adam not only refused sternly, but also taught the two staff members a lesson.

What "You shall be free, for you are the Son of God. It pleases God to give you wisdom and strength to break out."

When asked which god he was, Adam immediately said God and then the Father.

Two blue hats: "Do you want to be our grandpa? Go, go, go~"

Adam was kicked out, really kicked out, beaten out with a broom.

When he got back on the bus and stopped again, there was a wheat field in front of him.

Little Bear: "Visitors, please take good care of them."

Barrage: "Gan, how can this be tourism?"

"I seriously suspect that there is a shortage of work at Brown Farm, so they recruit the chosen ones and tourists, and deceive people into working in the name of tourism."

"Your analysis makes so much sense. Let me add one more point. You also use useless tourists as feed to feed those animals that cannot produce milk."

……

On the Dragon Kingdom side, Xu Ye stepped on the brakes and called the people behind him to get off: "We're at the place, let's go."

A primitive forest, with lush branches and dense leaves covering the top of the head, forming a large green net from the outside.

There is an even more magical place inside, with countless brightly colored red mushrooms hanging on the trunks of every big tree.

From bottom to top, they crawl all over the tree trunk like parasites.

Almost as soon as he stepped into the woods, the little bear noticed something was wrong. Not only was there a faint scent, but the surroundings were quiet. Apart from the heartbeats of the tourists, he did not feel any insects or birds.

"This is... the golden wheat field?" Little Bear hesitated.

"It doesn't sell anything, it's a forest of mushrooms."

"Mushroom...forest." Just two words brought a huge brainstorm to the little bear: "Run quickly."

There was no time to worry about anything else. When he said these words, the little bear had already run away for some distance.

But it was still too late. Behind them, a group of red mushrooms swayed excitedly when they realized that a creature had finally invaded their territory.

The mushroom flesh squirmed, and a handful of red spores released from it.

The amount of a handful of spores is very small, but thousands of mushrooms release their own spores at the same time, gathering into a mass and attacking tourists.

The sky was filled with red, flying like a red sandstorm.

In the blink of an eye, a slow-running tourist next to him was surrounded by a sandstorm.

Getting closer, Xu Ye could clearly see the shape of the spores, with a pointed tail and a fluffy top, similar to the shape of a floating dandelion.

The spore tail pierces the visitor's body, sucking flesh and blood from inside.

Soon, the living tourist turned into a mummy, but his bones were not spared until they were completely reduced to red powder.

A pungent smell hit him, and with Xu Ye's resistance, he actually felt like vomiting.

On the other side, Little Bear, who was running away at about the same speed as Xu Ye, saw that he was about to be surrounded by spores, so he took out the turtle shell in his arms and pressed the button.

A transparent light mask appeared. Although it only lasted for ten seconds, it was enough to support it in running out of the dense forest.

Xu Ye: "..."

Facing the large swaths of spores flying in, Xu Ye, knowing that he couldn't escape, also took out something from his pocket.

A caramel-colored soda.

"Come on, Demacia."

The soda water entered his throat, and his blood boiled all over his body.

At this moment, the spores finally arrived and pierced into Xu Ye's body.

I suck, suck, suck.

Each spore opened its mouth vigorously, facing the fresh blood like a hungry wolf that had not eaten for seven days.

However, the next second, these red spores staggered one by one as if they had eaten some kind of poison, and fluttered to the ground.

Xu Ye, who had just been sucked clean, activated his talent and was reborn with new blood, and his body returned to normal.

Xu Ye ran out of the woods, and the little bear looked at him doubtfully: "What kind of treasure is Demacia? Why haven't I heard of it?"