Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Did you see it? This place is very dangerous. Anyone who comes close will be unconsciously attracted by the scent of tobacco and fall into the illusion created by them. They will be addicted forever and become ghosts and humans."

Xu Ye was surprised: "This broken leaf is so useful, isn't it cheap?"

"Of course, these are fine tobacco leaves, and one cigar made from it can be exchanged for three low-level artifacts."

Seeing Xu Ye walking towards the place where the tobacco was grown regardless, Antonlie became anxious: "Hey, why are you so disobedient? Something will really happen later, but don't blame me for not warning you."

Xu Ye turned his head and replied with a faint "oh".

"If I die, why don't you take over?"

"That's right." Andonglie slapped his thigh. Why didn't he think of it just now?

The new housekeeper failed himself as soon as he took office. Doesn't this prove that the other party is incompetent? Maybe after the master finds out, he will change his mind and re-appoint him.

Antonlie happily waved to Xu Ye, who was already approaching the tobacco forest: "Go ahead, I support you."

"Let me tell you, the big shot from the City of Sin this time came just to purchase tobacco."

"It speaks volumes about its value."

Barrage: "This butler doesn't look very smart, Yazi."

"If you dare to question your master's vision, be careful if he becomes angry and is the first to kill you."

"Look, his eyes are shining. I can't wait to see him get slapped in the face by Mr. Xu Ye later."

"That's right, it's the most interesting to see the weirdness and despair."

Compared with other areas, tobacco has strict requirements on the surrounding environmental temperature, so its planting area is not large.

This also further reflects its preciousness.

After all, according to the laws of the market, the more inferior the goods, the cheaper the price.

Xu Ye walked in, and the fragrant aroma poured in from all directions.

At first, the smell was very strong, rushing straight from the tip of the nose into the brain, making the person who smelled it quite uncomfortable. It made the person dizzy and couldn't help but lie on the side and retched.

But once I stayed for a while and got used to the smell, something magical happened. A strange sense of relaxation gradually developed in my mind.

It's like leaving all the stress you've encountered recently behind, separating your body and mind, and letting your mind enter an infinitely relaxed environment.

In the words of people from the Dragon Kingdom, what is this feeling called?

Yes, he is about to become an immortal.

Xu Ye felt so irritated all over that he began to scratch his head and ears unconsciously: "Damn it, this place is poisonous, I can't stand it anymore."

Summon a dozen paper figures and ask them to collect all the tobacco.

Xu Ye ran out of the nearby area as fast as he could in his life.

What the audience in the live broadcast room saw was a black afterimage, which was as fast as a rocket. Before anyone could react, it had already flown hundreds of meters away.

???

"Is it really that uncomfortable? Why do the slaves look like they are enjoying themselves and secretly put tobacco into their mouths before they die?"

"Fuck, smash Hongtashan (the name of the cigarette) on the table angrily."

"It's so terrifying. What kind of dangerous place is this? Even Mr. Xu Ye was scared away. It felt like he stepped on a hot wheel."

Antonlie approached him doubtfully: "Are you...really injured?"

This symptom doesn’t look like much.

Xu Ye patted his little heart, looking shocked: "No, I almost thought I would never die again."

He gestured excitedly: "Just, that, it seems like I have entered hell."

Antonlie: "!!!"

He finally understood and widened his eyes: "You are really a lunatic. The peaceful life that others want to pursue in their lives has become the poison that they most want to avoid in your eyes."

It was the first time that An Donglie met a person like Xu Ye. He still didn't believe it and asked:

"Are you just pretending to be me here?"

She deliberately pretended to avoid tobacco, but in fact she just wanted to take the opportunity to escape from there and compete with him for the rights of the housekeeper.

The more he thought about it, the more it made sense. An Donglie was furious, breathing heavily, his face turned red with anger, and he stared at Xu Ye fiercely.

At the same time, two pieces of animal ears grew on the top of his head, and pieces of gray hair like a wolf began to appear on his body.

He decided to make a big move!

Blood, minced meat, the body was rigorously dismembered into cubes with a diameter of ten centimeters, and the heart was pulled out from the chest and placed in the palm of the hand.

Crush it hard,

Juice and blood splashed everywhere, and a few drops flew onto his face.

Xu Ye did not choose to avoid it and allowed them to move freely above. Either stick to it or fall down the chin.

Xu Ye let out a long breath: "I feel comfortable. It seems that my perception is still there."

The situation just now was so serious that it almost deprived him of the last few joys in his life.

Deep in his memory, Xu Ye suddenly remembered the scene where he felt excitement for the first time.

It was the Spring Festival, and it was a cold winter. Northerners had a custom of setting up a big fire on the street during the Chinese New Year. It was made of charcoal blocks and had a shape similar to a pagoda, wide at the bottom and narrow at the top.

After the fire was set up, wood was lit from the middle. Then everyone gathered around the fire, turning left and right to warm themselves up and pray for happiness and health in the coming year.

Xu Ye couldn't understand these words.

In other words, I can only understand the literal meaning, but I have never really felt it in private.

What is happiness?

Wellness and happiness, is there any special relationship between the two?

As he was thinking about it, he didn't notice that the little friend behind him accidentally moved forward and pushed him while he was playing.

Xu Ye was forced to stumble and reached out his hand to the place closest to the strong fire, almost touching the edge of the coal.

It was so warm, and a different kind of magical feeling was transmitted into the body from the fingertips. It was something I had never experienced before in my life.

Is this... pain?

Not sure, try again.

Even though the skin of his palms was burned to a pitch black color and blisters popped up one after another, Xu Ye still did not give up, focusing on feeling the wonderful feeling in front of him and never tired of it.

Until his behavior was discovered by the adults, they screamed and then took him away with curses.

The aunt who had raised him since he was a child and had always been quite strict with him actually cried when she was treating the wound.

"Auntie, why are you crying? Are you feeling sorry for someone?"

"I feel sorry for you."

"It's not sad. Xiaoye is very happy. It's the first time. It feels great."

No one listened to what he said anymore.

The adults didn't understand him, and they stubbornly believed in what they thought was "common sense." The peers around him were friendly, but in the end they were scared away by his "feat" from time to time.

Slowly, Xu Ye discovered what was special about himself.

There are probably two points. He recovers very quickly after being injured. It would take other people several months to recover from his injuries, but he could be active and active again after lying in bed for three days.

Second, if you experience a stimulus once, such as burning it with fire, the stimulus will be much weaker the second time you do it.

As he gets older, his "specialness" can no longer be concealed.

"A monster, he is a monster."

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Asking for opinions, do you want to see Bai Xun or Liu Ninghao appear in the next dungeon?