Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

This restaurant was opened in a large shopping mall. Xiaoxing pointed to a corner on the first floor. Chen Yue looked over and saw a cartoon inflatable castle full of childlike colors.

What a beast, you actually left your son behind and secretly went out on a date.

"I thought it was just cheating, but things were more serious than I thought."

The audience were all shocked when they saw this: "Well, how did Chen Yue know that the woman just now was not his wife?"

"Fortunately, I ran out. If my son saw what I did, I wouldn't be able to explain it even if I opened my mouth ten times after returning home."

"Well, Chen Yue looks so experienced. Could it be that he...hehehe..."

Fortunately, the answer was revealed within a few minutes, preventing the audience from continuing to think wildly.

While holding his son's hand, Chen Yue muttered, "You think I'm stupid? How can a man dress so formally and wear perfume on a date with his wife?"

"I haven't seen the other person's character at home. He is just pretending. If it gets dirty, my wife will have to wash it when I get home."

He gave an example: "My parents never do this."

Barrage: "Damn, it makes so much sense, I can't even refute it."

"You're right, men only put effort into dressing up when they are not married or when they are meeting their lover."

"I can prove this. Since my husband married me, he has gained [-] pounds."

"Okay, Chen Yue is right, but how did Mr. Xu Ye see it? He has always been...well, relatively slow in terms of emotions."

……

On the other side, Xu Ye was sitting on his seat playing with his mobile phone. When the woman opposite greeted him, he didn't even raise his head.

Damn it, he found a text message on his phone: "Meet you at Peninsula Western Restaurant at three o'clock in the afternoon."

Remarks name: 10086——Mobile Communications Company,

Xu Ye dialed the button, and the phone of the woman sitting across from the dining table rang immediately.

"Oh, he's right in front of you, why are you making a phone call? It's so weird."

At this moment, when Xu Ye saw that the call was connected, his expression immediately changed from indifference to an apology: "I'm sorry, I was rude just now. I shouldn't have lowered my head to play with my phone."

Yang Gang has a handsome face and eight muscles in his abdomen, and his white shirt can hardly contain them.

The woman stared at a certain part and swallowed: "It doesn't matter, I forgive you, as long as at night..."

At the critical moment, a childish voice sounded: "Dad!"

Xu Ye lowered his head. A little boy about five years old, no taller than his thighs, was staring at him gloomily. His eyes were like glass soaked in ink, pitch black and without pupils.

It's not so much a question as a question: "Dad, what are you doing?"

"Are you on a date?"

"Crack~"

The little boy was slapped on the back of the head without warning.

Xu Ye carried the person to the seat next to him: "What nonsense are you talking about? Why don't you apologize to aunt? This is an employee of a communications company. Your father came here for an interview."

Of course, Xu Ye thought that he went out to find a job based on his background as a dungeon without a job.

As a matter of course, Xu Ye had never participated in an interview. Before I graduated from college, I was selected to participate in the Rules and Ghost Talk.

Lin Guobiao said that this was his job, and he was also provided with five insurances and one housing fund.

Since Xu Ye joined the work, everyone has been polite to him, and there are a lot of people willing to serve him wherever he goes.

Based on his limited experience, there is a high probability that he is currently interviewing.

Xiaoxing, who was about to have an attack, was stunned by the slap. She lowered her head and said, "I'm sorry, Auntie."

When the woman heard the word aunt, her blood surged on the spot, "Call me sister, do you understand?"

She knew that Xu Ye had a family, otherwise she wouldn't have used the code name 10086 to send messages to him.

……

The melodious sound of violins sounded, setting off the entire restaurant with style. The waiter wearing a black bow slowly walked over and took out a menu and placed it in front of several people:

"Hello sir, need something to eat."

Xu Ye said gentlemanly: "Ladies first."

The woman's face became a little better, but only a little better. Obviously, she was still resenting the anger she had just received, and she was secretly complaining about Xu Ye's date, but she didn't know how to arrange the child first.

Now there was an annoying light bulb on the table that made her very uncomfortable.

So he pointed at a few names on the menu: "This, and this, I want all the most expensive steaks in your store."

The waiter quickly checked out the menu: "Okay, a total of one thousand and two strange coins. Do you want to pay by card or cash?"

There was silence at the scene.

The waiter looked at the woman, and the woman looked at Xu Ye.

And Xu Ye, after noticing the uncomfortable atmosphere, finally reacted and slapped his son on the back: "You kid, why are you so ignorant? Why don't you quickly thank your sister for inviting us to dinner."

Xiaoxing looked confused. He always felt that something was wrong but couldn't explain it. He subconsciously followed the instructions: "Thank you...sister?"

The woman fell down in anger.

She could feel that at this moment, not only the waiters, but also the other people at the table were all paying attention to them.

The waiter urged: "Hurry up and pay the bill, madam. According to our Peninsula Western Food Rules, guests are not allowed to cancel after ordering, otherwise they will be treated as adults."

Barrage: "Damn it, people lined up. What the chosen ones had in their mouths that day was..."

Waiter: "People are queuing up to supply limited quantities every night. We haven't found the ingredients for today yet. We just need them."

The audience couldn't help but clap their hearts with small fists: "Fortunately, I see that the chosen one has just started to eat."

Seeing Xu Ye sitting there unmoved, with no intention of paying, and after the waiter finished talking about the queue, his face was indifferent.

Coupled with the strange looks from the people around her, the woman gritted her silver teeth and reluctantly took out 200 yuan in cash from her bag.

Waiter: "It's one thousand, eight hundred yuan."

He explained: "This gentleman just added an extra portion for the children."

When the woman ordered the meal, she didn't even think about the third person, so she automatically ignored it, and now she has to make up for it...

……

The fragrant steak was brought to the table. Xiaoxing couldn't help drooling as he looked at it. No one had ever brought him to a place like this: "Thank you, sister, I'm starting."

The woman cut the steak with an expressionless face, slashing it hard one after another, as if she was venting something.

Xiaoxing carefully imitated adults, paid attention to dining etiquette, and cut the steak into regular shapes by herself.

Xu Ye here...

Xu Ye asked the waiter for a pair of chopsticks, picked up the steak and ate it quickly...

Seeing him feasting, a surge of anger filled his chest, and the woman couldn't bear it anymore.

She had always spent other people's money, but this was the first time she was prostituted in return.

Does he think he is valuable?

The woman glanced at Xu Ye critically, looking from head to toe.

Well, from the appearance point of view, this man does have some capital.

But you can’t let me spend gold coins on you!

Tolerable or unbearable.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. The woman's figure became bloated and swollen, and black spots appeared on her beautiful face. A smell of rotten flesh emanated from it, and the smell was disgusting.