Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Luo Lan from Sakura Country, after entering his wife's room, activated his talent [Infinite Charm] without hesitation.

He did not take the initiative to confront his wife, but bit his lower lip and looked at the woman hesitantly, looking as weak as a delicate flower, which made people couldn't help but have evil thoughts in their hearts.

In fact, not only men, but women will also have the same desire if conditions permit, but only if they follow their own wishes.

His wife's eyes gradually became brighter and she walked towards him.

The following screen is mosaic.

Barrage: "Damn, this guy is so fierce, I admire him."

"I won't even let go of the weird. If you don't accept it, you will accept it."

"Luo Lan, Luo Lan, why didn't you let me meet you earlier? I must take care of you."

"If I remember correctly, Luo Lan was the first to complete Rule [-]. Yang Xi, from now on, our Sakura Country will rise."

"Then the way you rise up is really special~ (Yin Yang Wei Qi)"

……

In Dragon Kingdom, the time came to [-]:[-] pm, and Xu Ye knocked on the master bedroom door.

After waiting for a few minutes, the door opened from the inside. His wife, fully dressed, looked at him defensively:

"whats the matter?"

Xu Ye: "I want to tell you about the homework situation of the two children."

"May I come inside?"

Xu Ye went in as he wished. The first thing he saw was the rules paper on the bedside table. He put the things away calmly and briefly talked about the children's performance at night.

The wife nodded. Obviously, she was a little worried about how well her two children studied.

When things were done and it was only a minute or two before ten o'clock, Xu Ye left the master bedroom and walked towards his room.

But before leaving, he turned around and asked, "When can we have sex?"

A red cloud flashed across the wife's face, and then her shyness turned into anger, and she shouted: "Get out!"

Xu Ye was forced out of the room.

He rubbed his nose at the door: "What is she angry about again?"

Having sex is not a normal thing for couples. The rules say that having sex can increase their affection...

The barrage was boiling: "Damn it, Mr. Xu Ye, what did you just say like a tiger or a wolf?"

"Tsk, it seems that Boss Xu Ye is a newbie. You can't be so direct when inviting girls. You have to get along with them gently for a while, and then things will fall into place..."

"No, wuwuwu, boss Xu Ye is mine."

"Speaking of which, does he really understand the meaning of sharing a room? Doesn't he think that the two of them just cover themselves with quilts at night and chat all day long and that's it?"

If Xu Ye sees this last barrage, he will definitely say that you are overthinking.

It is true that he has never done this kind of thing before, but he is not a fool and would have the simple idea of ​​chatting under the quilt.

Xu Ye has never tried it because he has no interest. I said what I just said purely with the mentality of completing the task better.

For him, this is a task, like reading rules, that needs to be completed.

After all, it would be a bit embarrassing for you to expect a person who has not felt pain since childhood and is far away from relatives to experience the love, hate, and delicate and intense emotional changes between men and women.

At ten o'clock sharp, Xu Ye returned to his room and opened the note he had just left from his wife's room. There were only two short sentences on it, but the recorded information was very crucial.

[Requirements for clearing the copy of Love and Family:

1. Basic requirements: Maintain the status of "loving each other" as a family until the copy time ends seven days later (this item must be completed, otherwise it will be deemed as a clearance failure.)

2. Obtain the approval of your family, investigate the reasons for all the strange things happening at home, and uncover the huge secrets hidden behind the family.

3. Find "it" and kill "it".

"Maintain a loving relationship as a family?"

Xu Ye was a little surprised. He had always thought that this was an important but not necessary condition. That is, he could either get a high star rating by being good to his family, or he could use some violent means to stay in the ghost story for a certain period of time. Then pass the level.

After all, judging from the dozen or so ghost stories I have participated in before, the lowest pass requirement is generally to "survive."

Since you want to live, it doesn't matter how you live.

Unexpectedly, after getting this note, things turned out to be more complicated than he imagined.

"Maintaining a state of loving each other" means that he is unlikely to use violence to force his family members to do things they are not happy with.

Especially for his wife, in front of the children, as a father, it is okay to reward him with a few big bucks.

But if you attack your wife, you will completely destroy the "love each other" condition.

To be honest, from this perspective, this copy has a restraining effect on Xu Ye's own talent.

If he was a person who relied entirely on talent in the past and couldn't use his own brain, then this dungeon can basically be regarded as his last participation in the ghost story.

……

On the other side, at 09:30 in the evening, Chen Yue knocked on his wife's door, holding a bowl of sweet soup in his hand: "You are tired, I made you something to relieve your fatigue."

He didn't reason with his son. He had grown up at that age and knew that no matter how much he said, it would be useless.

To be honest, even at his current age, Chen Yue is very impatient when someone tries to reason with him.

I understand the truth, but what can I do if I can’t do it?

Everyone knows that if you study for twelve hours a day, you can pass the exam, but I am lazy and I can’t do it.

Everyone knows that eating less and moving more can help you lose weight, but doesn’t the prerequisite include self-control?

In the evening, Chen Yue took out a pistol, put it to his eldest son's head, and violently demanded that he study for more than an hour. There was really nothing to say about this, so he could only find another angle and come to his wife's place to improve his favorability.

The soup is bright in color and has an alluring aroma that wafts out into your nostrils. Judging from the appearance, it looks pretty good.

As a social animal, Chen Yue knows best what to eat to relieve himself after a tiring day. Sweets are the most suitable, which can relax people and replenish energy at the same time.

Sure enough, after observing the contents of the bowl for a few seconds, his wife did not refuse his proposal and poured all the sweet soup into her stomach, showing a satisfied smile.

"you……"

"It's getting late. I'll go back and rest. Good night."

Chen Yue took back the dishes and chopsticks that his wife had finished eating and quickly ran out of the room.

When he returned to his bedroom, he lay on the bed holding his chest and gasping for air. He was scared to death. His wife's smile just now was not an invitation to him to do that kind of thing, right?

No, he's still a baby.

In 27 years of life, the most important things should be left to the people you like.

Chen Yue thought about this, and he didn't know whether he was making excuses for his escape, or whether he really had a firm belief.

Barrage: "Hey, I didn't expect that Chen Laoliu, at such a young age, is quite a kind person."

"Who are you calling uncle?"

"After listening to it, those born in the 90s felt like they had been shot in the heart."