Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Ivan from the Ice Bear Country had almost the same experience as Hassan, but he did not panic. After counting the number of lost lunch boxes, he extended his hand to the people in the carriage.

Passenger: "Which of your eyes saw me taking it? Don't accuse me unfairly."

Without saying a word, Ivan raised his arms and gave him two big loving fists: "To give or not to give?"

The big man, nearly two meters tall, had a strong aura about him, as strong as a savage. Coupled with the physical strength gained from participating in many ghost stories, the passenger was really frightened for a while and obediently took out 20 yuan.

After Ivan collected the money from everyone who didn't buy a lunch box, someone muttered: "No, I remember he still had ten lunch boxes left, and he charged 25 of us..."

Before he could finish his words, Ivan glared fiercely at him and shut his mouth in an instant.

Barrage: "As expected of Ivan, the brains of the Ice Bear Kingdom."

"Ivan has a high IQ. Twenty yuan is neither too high nor too low. Normally no one would go to war or fight for this little money."

"It would be nice if Hassan could be like this just now and calm down."

"Stop, stop talking about those who have passed by, let's look forward."

……

There must be some leftover lunch boxes. In this level, only Xu Ye and Sato Ichiro from Sakura Country sold out the meals in a short time.

The former uses physical means to prohibit everyone from eating snacks.

In the case of the latter...

The latter opened the toilet and performed a performance of Olly making a clay figure in front of everyone.

It successfully made everyone sick and vomited, and they lost their appetite all morning.

And when selling box lunches, I told everyone that if sales are not good, there will be an additional performance in the afternoon.

In other words, only during the noon period, the carriage is clean...

Barrage: "Help, he's playing shit."

"Ichiro Sato, there is really no lower limit."

People from other countries: "I understand, the lower limit is nothing. In the face of life, the lower limit is nothing."

Internationally, the attitude towards the strange behavior of the Chosen One in order to pass the customs is relatively tolerant, but the people of Sakura Country do not seem to accept it very much.

"Ichiro Sato actually did such a thing. It's disgusting. Can he be expelled from the country?"

"Destroying the image of our Sakura Country."

Other countries:"?"

"Are you okay? Just eat plums if you're okay."

Long Guo: "Do you still have an image?"

……

On the train, Xu Ye glanced at the watch on his wrist, stood up with a curse, and shouted: "It's on patrol, it's on patrol."

It's now, [-]:[-] noon.

[Rule [-]: You need to patrol in the car every hour. At other times, you can sit in the small yellow seat exclusive to the flight attendant. 】

Xu Ye clearly remembered that the first time he stepped into Car No. 04 was at [-]:[-] in the morning.

A group of people had just gotten on the bus, and he was shuttling back and forth on the pretext of maintaining order, thus completing a patrol.

So why is Xu Ye patrolling before it's time?

The reason is obvious.

On the seat, the old man who had just been forced to throw away the "watermelon" stared at Xu Ye with gloomy eyes until he came up to him.

"Flight attendant, can I ask you a favor?"

Xu Ye: "Say."

The old man took out the thermos cup, which was filled with black and red liquid, exuding a strong fishy smell: "I'm thirsty, can you refill the cup for me?"

"It loves the blood of flight attendants the most."

[Rule [-]: During patrol, if tourists in the carriage ask for your help, you cannot refuse. 】

Xu Ye said coldly: "No."

However, after hearing his rejection, instead of being angry, the old man laughed heartily and pointed at Xu Ye: "You're done, you violated the rules..."

"I asked you to throw away my beautiful melon, so you must have received retribution."

"Snapped!"

As soon as he stepped forward, the old man's head was buzzing.

Before he could react, there was a sound on the other cheek.

The old man who was beaten was stunned: "How come? Why are you okay? The rules have expired."

Other passengers also had ghostly expressions on their faces. They had long noticed that the flight attendant was unhappy and wanted to take advantage of the patrol opportunity to punish the person in front of them, but they did not expect that the other person was fine at all.

Could it be that the rules really have expired? Or does this man have some special ability that can block the operation of the rules?

In short, no matter whether it is front or rear, it seems that they are not something they can afford to offend.

Xu Ye wandered around the carriage a few more times, and no doubt he received a lot of love from passengers who asked him for help.

Forty-five minutes later, when the time came to half past one, Xu Ye stood up from the small yellow chair and asked proactively: "Is there anyone who needs help?"

Everyone immediately shook their heads like rattles.

help?

Who dares? Didn’t you see the seniors who were beaten into pig heads?

Barrage: "Help, Mr. Xu Ye is so smart."

"By patrolling in advance, we can give the passengers in the car the illusion that they are not afraid of the rules. We prevent them from waiting until the patrol time actually comes and someone takes the opportunity to make a request."

"Wow, only Mr. Xu Ye can think of this."

"It seems that passengers only know that patrols can make requests, but they have no control over the time."

"I'm stupid. When Xu Ye stood up to patrol, I thought he had forgotten the time. I never expected..."

"Boss Xu Ye has his own considerations in everything he does."

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Happy Winter Solstice Duck (*°?°)=3

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