Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!
Chapter 382 Grateful Village 1
"It's not only beautiful, it's simply wonderful."
"Look at Ivan, he can transform from a rough guy into a pink-faced doll."
There are more than 30,000 live broadcast rooms for this copy. There are so many that it is overwhelming.
However, the ones with the largest number of viewers and the most attention were still Xu Ye and Ivan, the veteran chosen ones.
A group of viewers with a stable mentality said: "Don't worry, we will change the live broadcast room when the chosen one is almost dead."
Governments of various countries have deployed additional manpower to monitor their 500 live broadcast rooms and are responsible for using prompt opportunities at critical moments.
At this time, Ivan in the copy looked quite distressed.
This wasn't the first time he experienced the feeling of being a child, but he never expected that even his appearance would change a lot this time.
It doesn't look like him at all...
The clothes on his body were in tatters, especially with two holes in the thighs. Ivan took a few steps in succession. When he lowered his head, he could see a large area of naked white, which made his eyes hurt.
"Depend on!"
Fortunately, in the real world, Ivan is a good man who can do well in the hall and barely in the kitchen. He found a ball of needle and thread from the closet and sewed the old strips of cloth on.
The sales of the newly released clothes are poor, but there is no problem in keeping out the cold for the time being.
Satisfied, Ivan raised his little arm and tried hard to make a muscle-condensing movement:
"Really, the true nature of a man!"
There was a childish voice outside, and someone called him to take pictures with him, so Ivan ran out.
Along the way, Ivan saw the desolation of this village completely, with dilapidated houses everywhere, rotten and dead trees, and animal excrement everywhere.
The child who called him along called himself Li Goudan. He looked at him curiously along the way and even reached out to pinch his cheek: "You are so cute. Why didn't I notice it before?"
"Really?" Ivan waved his hand away calmly: "Then when did I become like this?"
Li Goudan frowned, a look of confusion on his small face. After a moment, he shook his head: "I can't remember."
Then, his tone became excited:
"But this is a good thing. The village chief likes good-looking children. If you get closer in a while, you will definitely be favored."
Ivan was confused: "Are you talking about taking pictures? Why do you want to take pictures?"
Li Goudan: "Are you stupid? Why? Just to get delicious food."
"We haven't always been like this."
"I was photographed once when I was a child, and the village chief gave me two lollipops." Speaking of this, he licked his lips unconsciously: "The Alps are so delicious. It would be great if I could be photographed again."
Ivan stopped asking. The child was too young and obviously immature. He couldn't ask anything.
The two of them were not talking on the same channel at all.
……
On the other side, Chen Yue was also pulled to the center of the village. From a distance, he saw a row of children standing neatly in front of the dilapidated wooden house. Next to him, a man dressed as a photographer was holding an old-fashioned camera and adjusting the focus.
Those children were all very upright, and at least they were much better-looking than Li Goudan next to them. Their shabby clothes did not hide their appearance, and their eyes were wide open, staring curiously at the camera in front of them.
On the contrary, it reveals a very beautiful and pure appearance that has never experienced pollution.
Chen Yue felt that his whole body was not well.
What are you doing?
If he were playing a rich kid, or a well-off family in any town, there wouldn't be the slightest doubt.
But the problem is that in this dilapidated and withered environment, his appearance is in sharp contrast with everything around him, and he is so out of place.
Just like flowers falling into cow dung and seven fairies falling into the mortal world, the ending of these two allusions is not very good and makes people think too much.
There was a middle-aged man standing in front of the cameraman. He was shaking his legs in boredom and looking around. When he saw Chen Yue from a distance, his eyes lit up and he waved to him: "Good boy, hurry up..."
"Paji!"
Before he could get closer, Chen Yue tripped to the ground and fell into the chicken manure.
……
Xu Ye came to the center of the village with his face covered in stove ashes.
The middle-aged man glanced at him casually without lingering on him.
Li Goudan looked depressed and said in disappointment: "I didn't choose...my lollipop again. I want to eat meat..."
He muttered a lot, but Xu Ye didn't listen and focused entirely on the group of people in front of him.
"Okay, we're going to start taking pictures, everyone, aim at the camera."
With a few clicks, the photo is completed.
The middle-aged man took out a large plastic bag of snacks, which contained potato chips, chicken drumsticks, lollipops... The children who had taken the photo all swarmed forward, as if they hadn't eaten in ten days, reaching out to grab them.
Soon, the food was divided up. The children stood there, accompanied by the cold wind, and devoured the food. It was so delicious that they couldn't wait for a moment.
They don’t know anything, they only know that there are delicious things to eat when taking pictures.
And all around, children like Li Goudan were watching eagerly with envious expressions.
Xu Ye turned around: "You want to eat too?"
"I think." Li Goudan swallowed.
Xu Ye: "It's a pity that you are too ugly and people don't let you play with you."
Li Goudan: “…”
He was already extremely greedy, but when Xu Ye said this, the truth was revealed, and he was so aggrieved that he almost cried.
"I'll never pay attention to you again."
He glared at Xu Ye fiercely, turned around and ran away quickly.
Xu Ye pouted: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, what a kid."
Just know how to cry,
In the previous dungeon, an employee was accused of being short and the leader was directly killed.
Barrage: "Boss Xu Ye, isn't it fun to bully children?"
"Boss Xu Ye, you are so evil and have no mercy at all, hahaha."
"What a pervert upstairs. He bullies children. Why are you laughing?"
……
At the same time, the chosen ones from various countries behave differently when faced with taking photos.
Veteran chosen ones such as Chen Yue and Ivan immediately sensed something was wrong and tried to avoid it.
But there are also some people who feel proud when they see that they have become more handsome/pretty. Participated in the photo shoot without hesitation.
In their view, beauty must be shown.
At this point, the male candidates were far less cautious than the girls, and most of them chose to step forward to take photos.
Fu Mingjie, the Chosen One of the Maple Leaf Kingdom, can be considered above average in appearance in real life. After being modified by strange stories, he is now even more gorgeous.
Standing there, his whole body was pink and translucent, and he looked like a handsome young man with a beautiful face.
The moment the middle-aged man saw him, a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes. He looked at each other with the cameraman next to him and took Fumingjie to a separate corner.
The photographer raised his camera, and Fu Mingjie immediately made a gesture with an artificial smile.
However, this did not satisfy the middle-aged man, and he made a strange request: "Cry for me."
"cry?"
It's easy to make someone laugh, but just to make someone cry would be difficult for someone who is not a professional actor.
The cameraman and the middle-aged man stared at him closely, as if they would not stop until he cried.
Fu Mingjie curled his lips and encouraged himself in his heart:
Come on, you can do it, think about the things that make you sad.
Yes, that bitch secretly fell in love with you last month.
Why did she dare to fall in love with you?
What's wrong with you?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and Fu Mingjie's face gradually showed a look of resentment that was not for his age.
As a result, her originally beautiful appearance was downgraded by several levels.
The middle-aged man frowned, his eyes showing disapproval.
Fu Mingjie also discovered this and said awkwardly: "Are there any eye drops or anything?"
"waste."
The middle-aged man stepped forward and put one hand on Fu Mingjie's slender thigh with special force.
"Wow~"
Earth-shattering cries resounded.
The middle-aged man gave up his position, and the photographer quickly stepped forward to take a picture.
Fu Mingjie touched the bruised skin, grinned in pain, bent over and curled up, like a ripe shrimp.
The more miserable he is, the more satisfied the photographer is:
"Yes, yes, very good, just keep it like this."
In the end, Fumingjie was tortured so horribly that the two gave up. When he left, the middle-aged man threw him a large bag of snacks alone.
Fu Mingjie came out carrying food while crying. The children in the village looked at the things in his hands and all showed coveted expressions.
Fominger: "Hey, do you have any love? I have suffered so much and you only care about this little food."
No one cared about his injuries. Several children took turns spitting at him and looking at him as if Fominger had taken advantage of him.
Fumingjie felt that it was not a good deal, it was just a snack, and not to mention that he had long passed the age of liking this stuff. In terms of value alone, it was unacceptable.
What's the law of God in exchanging dozens of dollars for a meal of abuse?
But the children at the scene particularly liked these things and thought he had made a profit.
Angry.
I'm too young to make sense.
Strange story:
Liang Xing stared at the screen and asked curiously: "Are these snacks props with special functions?"
Lin Guobiao: "It's possible. Ask people to pay attention. If there is any news, please report it."
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