Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye reacted and spat at the alpaca.

Not to be outdone, the alpaca gave back.

Xu Ye's accuracy was good, and he could spit every bite accurately in front of the other party. On the other hand, the alpaca's reflexes were a little worse, and Xu Ye always easily dodged the spit.

Not to be outdone, it spits harder the harder it can't spit, hoping to hit it with one shot.

Two, uh... creatures, using the sheepfold as the boundary, were furious inside and outside.

After dozens of rounds, the alpaca couldn't hold on any longer and said in a hoarse voice: "You win."

It stared at Xu Ye coldly:

"I hope you can still laugh when you go to the deformity area."

Barrage: "What do you mean, doesn't the rule say that there is an exit from the deformed area?"

"Deformed Area, just from the name, it's not a good thing, it's scary."

"It seems like this place is unusual. There must be something fishy in it."

Everyone in the audience could see this, and Xu Ye naturally could as well. Just when he was about to continue asking, not far away, a staff member wearing orange clothes hurried over, holding a hammer in his right hand.

The hammer was not big, but its handle was very long, nearly two meters. The hammer head was uneven and covered with sharp barbs. It made an unpleasant friction sound when it crossed the ground.

After the red-eyed alpaca saw it, its drool-covered body trembled, and it quickly retreated. Soon, it blended into a group of normal alpacas around it, pretending to spit and play with them.

The staff member first took a look inside the circle and asked Xu Ye, "You didn't see anything strange, did you? For example, animals talking."

When he said this, his eyes were fixed on Xu Ye, not missing the slightest change in his expression.

Xu Ye said carelessly, "Yes."

The staff member grasped the arm of the hammer handle, veins popped out, and he was about to take action.

Xu Ye: "They all rush to call me handsome guy."

"Haha, you are so funny." The man patted his chest with his other hand and showed a relaxed smile: "If you find anything abnormal, you must tell us in time."

After saying that, without waiting for Xu Ye's reaction, he raised the hammer in his hand and swung it hard into the sheep pen. It hit a group of alpacas and the barbs pierced it.

The sheep were suddenly attacked, and their first reaction was to flee in all directions. The force was too strong, and the flesh and barbs on their bodies were stretched to the limit.

After a while, the hammer head was filled with torn pieces of meat.

The sheepfold was full of painful whimpers.

Tourists passing by saw this scene and stopped to watch curiously. After a while, there was sparse applause from all around. Someone is taking pictures with a camera.

"How could this be possible? Cao Mu Ma is so pitiful."

"The staff mistreats the animals, and the tourists cheer on them, which is simply helping them."

"Those animals are already missing arms and legs. They are so pitiful..."

"Don't forget, this is the world of ghost stories. The more miserable it is, the more they will like it."

……

After everyone dispersed, Xu Ye looked back at the red-eyed grass-mud horse. It was seriously injured and was dying. It was lying on the ground: "It doesn't matter, I can still stand up."

"If you want to know how to get out, please give me some red tofu."

……

the other side,

In the Kangaroo Country, Kevin walked up to a group of mud horses. Due to his race, he was very tall. The red-eyed mud horses spat at him, but he didn't even notice at first.

Until I spit it out on my palm, my skin felt sticky.

Kevin subconsciously put it to his nose and smelled it, and then his eyes met an alpaca with red eyes.

[Rule 5: Some animals have pink eye and are very bad-tempered. If they approach you, please pick up the feed and feed it to them. 】

"I have a very bad temper. Doesn't this count..."

When Kevin hesitated, the alpaca finally launched successfully and spat in his face.

Not only does that thing have a sour smell, but it is also slightly corrosive when it comes into contact with the skin.

"Oh, shit!"

He found a place not far away, where there was a self-service vending machine. A handful of grass cost ten yuan.

Kevin stuffed ten strange coins into it and came to the sheepfold with fresh grass.

When the red-eyed alpaca saw the green grass, it took two steps back, but left a long string of crystal clear spots on the corner of its mouth.

Kevin was tall and his long arms passed through the fence of the sheep pen and handed the grass to the alpaca's mouth.

"Ow~"

The red-eyed alpaca let out a mournful cry, as if it was in great pain. As it ate the whole bundle of grass, the scarlet color in its eyes receded a lot, leaving only a little red light, almost no different from the ordinary animals around it.

Of course, it no longer deliberately provokes others, and the rich expression on its face is only blank.

Kevin was very satisfied and immediately confirmed the correctness of Rule 5. He speculated:

"These alpacas must have been contaminated to make their eyes turn red and become irritable. Feeding grass can remove pollution from the animals."

Not far away, a staff member came over and said kindly to Kevin: "You are such a good person. With your feeding, their pinkeye will definitely be cured as soon as possible."

Kevin scratched his head in embarrassment and kept muttering that you're welcome.

In the real world, the investigator responsible for supervising Kevin's live broadcast room in the Kangaroo Country's Monster Talk Department hesitated for a moment and quickly reported everything that happened here to the leader: "Do you need to send a message to remind him? Ask from the mouth of the red-eyed animal. The news came out.”

The leader thought for a while and refused: "No need."

"The information currently obtained by Xu Ye's live broadcast room may not be correct. The alpaca said that it knew how to leave the zoo. It was already so miserable. How could it know such big news? Maybe it was just to deceive some red tofu. ”

Besides, animals with red eyes are also irritable. Just from the appearance point of view, it is not as reliable as normal animals.

……

In the Bald Eagle Empire, Adam finished his meal and came to the Cao Ni Horse Park.

Due to his talent, he exuded the aura of the "Holy Father". Due to this power, he did not have any conflicts with the animals.

But when Adam passed by the self-service vending cabinet, he stopped unconsciously.

My mouth was secreting saliva like crazy. I wasn't hungry, but I was just greedy and wanted to eat all the grass in the cabinet.

"Damn it!"

Adam cursed in a low voice and quickly read the Bible. As the cross flashed on his forehead, the urge to eat was suppressed.

Needless to say, the faith value must have dropped a lot.

His face was gloomy, and he was very close to collecting 10,000 faith points. Now any change in faith points could cause huge fluctuations in his emotions.

……

In the romantic country, Pierre is close to the place where grass and mud horses are raised.

The red-eyed alpaca was affected, with tears in its eyes, and a desperate expression on its furry face: "No need to struggle, we will never escape."

"It's really ridiculous... Hahahaha, I think I, a caring person who loves small animals, just came to the zoo for a bite to eat..."

Then, without waiting for Pierre to stop him, he hit the fence of the sheepfold and hit his head on the wooden board. He failed once and then again, killing himself alive.

Nearby tourists rushed over when they heard the commotion and were shocked when they saw the scene. Then, before they could take out their mobile phones to take pictures of the hair ties, an even stranger feeling came over them.

The first person to speak out was a child: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mom, I'm sorry. I saw my dad bringing an aunt to kiss her in the car that day, and I didn't dare to tell you."

"Good boy, mother has known this for a long time and has been pretending not to see it. Why do you think mother's life is so miserable..."

Mother and son hugged each other and cried.

Similar situations kept happening, all around Pierre.

Barrage: "By the way, Pierre's talent is activated quite frequently."

"Not only frequently, he has never stopped since he entered the world of ghost stories."

"Zao Sin, I heard that this is before his second talent is fully developed. I can't imagine how the opponent will feel when it is fully developed."