Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The chosen ones in the zoo, no matter what prompts they received, all pointed to the same destination in the end.

Just when everyone was leaving for the Tiger Park, a few chosen ones who stayed outside the zoo made new noises.

As the sun set, the few chosen ones were nervous and restless when they first arrived in the morning. They had nothing to do and started eating melon seeds out of boredom.

They were smart enough to know that there was danger outside, so they hardly ran around and just stayed where they were.

Once modern people don't have their mobile phones, time will seem particularly torturous.

A chosen one couldn't bear the loneliness and spent five strange coins from a nearby store to buy a storybook to kill time.

The page of the book opened, and a brightly colored advertising leaflet fell from inside. The content above attracted his attention almost instantly:

The slender girl with a human face, cat ears, and two fleshy palms is dancing around the pole, which makes people's hearts beat faster.

Several large characters with flying colors were typed next to Cat Girl:

"Freak show to satisfy all your special hobbies. Tickets are 99."

In the lower right corner of 99, I also used a light-colored pen to write the word "qi" the size of a grain of rice.

A gust of wind blew and the promotional page turned over.

[Additional rules: Never stay alone at the entrance of the zoo. 】

Alone, alone.

The combination of these conditions looks so familiar, just like...his current situation.

The hair on the Chosen One’s body stands on end,

"Clap, clap, clap."

Ahead, there was the sound of footsteps, approaching from far away. He must have been wearing sneakers. When he landed on the ground, he could only hear a faint sound of rubbing against the soil.

But just a few times it entered the ears of the Chosen One, and it was like thunder.

Finally, he pretended to pick up the leaflet on the ground and looked up:

A lady wearing a top hat with a feather on her head and very exaggerated and gorgeous clothes stood in front of her.

She raised the whip in her hand and lowered it high.

[Ding, Asan Kingdom, Bald Eagle Empire, Kimchi Country... and other 24 chosen ones were devoured by strangeness, and the dungeon failed to pass. 】

Barrage: "It's unbelievable that there are 24 people at the same time with the same weird brain circuit."

"It's not surprising. After all, in the last copy, the chosen one from Saudi Arabia gave a demonstration in advance."

"Where are the countries of these chosen ones? I didn't even bother to send a reminder. I just waited..."

……

In the zoo, Xu Ye just walked to the entrance of the tiger park.

Slightly different from other places where animals are kept in captivity, the tiger park is a whole forest. Visitors need to take a bus and shuttle through it to watch.

There was no vending machine this time, and there were two salesmen directly at the door.

"Sell tiger rations to feed the tigers."

Xu Ye passed by, and one of the salesmen took out a small bucket of raw meat: "Guest, do you want some tiger rations? At critical moments, you can throw the rations out to attract the tiger's attention."

Barrage: "Hey, so scary."

"What is a critical moment? Let's be clear. It's not a tiger trying to eat tourists, right?"

"According to this logic, we really need to buy some."

Xu Ye patted his chest: "No need, I have meat myself."

The salesman stared at his chest carefully, then lowered his head and looked into the bucket: "Okay, yours is indeed relatively tender."

The barrage was filled with ellipses.

……

Except for Xu Ye, Adam did not buy it. He firmly believed that with his talent, those beasts would not be willing to hurt him.

Pierre, after considering the possibility of the tiger being affected and crying, silently purchased a barrel of meat.

Ivan... although he also wanted to buy it, he was stingy.

After thinking about it, I lived in the mountains and forests all year round and knew the habits of animals. If there was an accident later, I should be able to avoid it, so I finally chose not to buy it.

Ichiro Sato stood in front of the salesman, hesitant.

Until now, he still couldn't judge whether the rabbit's words were right or wrong.

Suddenly, he looked at the tourists around him. Most of them had turned into animals, some had goat's horns, a large piece of fox fur on their buttocks, and rabbit hands. What's more serious is that the entire arm or a certain part has completely grown into a beastly state.

These people are roughly divided into two factions.

The herbivores each carried a small bucket in their hands, while the humans who had mutated carnivorous organoids couldn't wait to stuff the pieces of meat into their mouths after getting the bucket.

A young man with a lion's tail chewed the raw meat a few times and then spat it out: "Bah, I won't eat such disgusting things. I am a human being, not an animal."

He yelled, eyes red, and knocked the entire bucket to the ground.

But soon, the smell of blood filled the tip of his nose, and his animal instinct made him slowly lower his head.

"Woooooo~"

The man was lying on the ground, crying and devouring food, looking very funny.

Ichiro Sato took a breath and looked at his right hand, which was covered with gray hairs one centimeter long. The nails on the five fingers are sharp and long.

At this moment, he was extremely lucky that he had become an omnivore, and his thirst for meat was not as strong as the man next to him.

Of course, Ichiro Sato is also confident that if he and the Leo man were to exchange identities, he would never act as gaffefully as the other person.

Barrage: "Holy shit, what kind of animal did Ichiro Sato evolve into?"

"This claw looks familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere."

"I know, it's a big gray mouse. One ran under my feet just now. It looks just like him."

"Look, Sato Ichiro didn't spend money to buy meat. Is he afraid that he wouldn't be able to resist eating it?"

Various public opinions are pouring in. If the chosen ones can see the barrage on the spot, it is estimated that some thin-skinned people will not be able to last even one day.

He was not killed by Weirdness, but because he was ashamed of himself...

……

No matter what, after going through the process of buying and selling meat, the chosen ones from all over the world embarked on the bus journey on time.

At this level, the behaviors of several top candidates are different, and they cannot provide any reference suggestions to the leaders of various countries. So much so that some countries clearly still have the opportunity to prompt, but they are unable to use it.

In Kangaroo Country, Kevin was holding half a bucket of raw meat in his hand, with wet blood remaining on the corner of his mouth.

Just now, he spent the last fifty strange coins he had on him to buy this piece of meat for the tiger to eat.

Once again, he was extremely grateful to White Rabbit. If the other party hadn't reminded him and didn't charge him for the feed, he probably wouldn't be able to afford the last piece of meat now.

Kevin entered the bus and couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the windows inside the bus were closed.

Fortunately, I hope the bus is strong enough to hold on for a while.

As for [Rule 8: When visiting the Tiger Park, you must stick your head outside the bus. 】

It must be wrong.

How could someone as smart as him be fooled so easily.