Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

kangaroo country,

Kevin was sitting in the audience, surrounded by a few tourists, all with serious expressions.

They didn't talk to Kevin, and Kevin naturally didn't want to talk to them.

After watching the first performance, he successfully passed the level and had no interaction with the people around him.

By the way, how many stars can he get to clear the level this time? It must be at least a four-star rating, Kevin was lost in thought.

After a while, the surrounding suddenly became lively, and a large group of tourists appeared.

A little girl walked towards Kevin. When she saw Kevin, her eyes were bright: "Brother Ostrich, can I touch your neck?"

That's right, Kevin didn't know why he mutated into an ostrich. His neck was thin and long, making his body look much heavier.

With his smart mind, shouldn't he evolve into an orangutan or ape?

It can only be said that this mutation type is relatively random.

Kevin was very dissatisfied with the little girl's name. He was a human, but his neck temporarily turned into an ostrich. He would have to change back again when he returned to the real world.

At this moment, the father, who was holding the little girl's hand, glared at him fiercely from the side.

Kevin's whole body trembled, and a forced smile appeared on his face: "Yes, it's okay."

As soon as these words came out, the little girl was very happy and jumped up and grabbed Kevin's neck.

At the same time, a large group of people gathered around: "She has touched her, we have to try it too, it is only fair if everyone comes."

Kevin felt so uncomfortable. These guys were so rough that he couldn't breathe and his face was red.

One person had one hand, and soon countless hands came up, occupying the whole neck, leaving no space.

Damn it, this is my neck, not the bus handle, Kevin roared in his heart.

Just when he thought he was about to be strangled to death, his neck suddenly relaxed.

The exciting music sounded,

It turned out that the stage performance had begun, and everyone's attention was attracted.

The night is dark and the colorful lights are flashing, making people unconsciously turn their eyes away.

A vertical steel pipe stood in the center, with bunny girls dancing around it.

She has a white rabbit tail, soft and flawless ears, and furry palms... In short, all the animal elements that are conducive to human appreciation are retained, which is simply perfect.

The ears and tail are different from the decorations that people buy intentionally in stores. They can swing freely according to the owner's request and appear vivid when placed on the body. Kevin was stunned.

So, after the bunny girl danced, Kevin applauded along with the people around him as he should, and shouted with a blushing face: "I love you, you danced so well."

"Miss Rabbit, I'm going to call you like crazy."

At this moment, he forgot how dangerous the environment he was in, and how unhappy he felt when he was called "Brother Ostrich" in his seat just now.

The bunny girl glanced at the audience and saw at a glance that Kevin, who had mutated into an animal like her, was also shouting along, with dissatisfaction in his eyes.

Of course, this dissatisfaction was quickly ignored by Kevin. He thought the bunny girl had noticed him and was saying hello to him.

After all, since he entered Kaitan, he has seen many animals that go out of his way to please him, and he is almost used to it.

The corners of Kevin's lips curled up, and he responded with a smile that was three parts evil, three parts mocking, and one part careless.

"Now, I want to choose an audience member to come on stage and interact." Jiao Didi's voice sounded, which was in line with the delicate image of the bunny girl to the audience.

There is no doubt that Kevin is the lucky one to be chosen.

Like a victorious rooster, he snorted with his nostrils downward, defying the males around him, and happily stepped onto the stage.

Kevin put his hand on the bunny girl's furry paw.

The bunny girl raised her long legs and Kevin bent down. He wanted to explore the lower scenery.

The bunny girl spun around the steel pipe, and Kevin followed her, spinning at a speed comparable to a top. After a while, she became dizzy, and her body fell limp, wrapped around the thin pipe at an incredible angle.

Like a twist.

At this moment, his internal organs also turned into numbness. Kevin could clearly feel that the internal organs in his body were displaced.

What about the kidney? The liver was squeezed out of its original position.

The bunny girl used her furry paws to grab the long tube with one hand, and held Kevin's neck with the other hand, pulling in the opposite direction.

With a "stab" sound, the neck and body were split into two, with a long crack forming in the middle.

"well!"

"Wonderful performance, Ms. Rabbit is awesome."

Thunderous applause erupted from the stands.

Kevin's head fell on the stage, and he stared at the audience in the stands.

How could it be possible? He was already dead. How could these people laugh? Do they have a heart?

Perhaps at this moment, he finally understood how hopeless and helpless Rabbit was, who was also a performer. The joys and sorrows of the people on stage and off the stage were not connected.

However, he never had the chance to get back up again.

[Ding, Kevin, the chosen one of the Kangaroo Kingdom, was strangely swallowed. The current number of people left in the Kangaroo Kingdom: 37]

Barrage: "Wow, I don't know if you noticed, but Kevin still had a smile on his face a few seconds before he died."

"No wonder it's an ostrich, look at his arrogant look, his neck wants to stick out to the sky."

"Idiot, you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman, and you can even forget the rules."

[Rule 9: When watching animal performances, be sure to laugh to show respect for them. 】

Obviously, this is wrong, and very wrong.

……

Romantic country, Pierre sitting on the steps,

"Can I touch your jio?"

"No." Facing the little girl's expectant expression, Pierre refused ruthlessly, exuding an aura of keeping strangers away from her.

Next to the little girl, a man with flesh all over his body glared at Pierre fiercely. He was too tall and fierce-looking. He knew that he was not easy to mess with just by standing there. He gave people a full sense of oppression.

"How dare you not touch her?"

The muscular man clenched his fist and was about to swing it up.

Pierre sneered and turned his head directly, not looking at them, and moved his eyes to the center of the stage.

Seeing Pierre's attitude, the man could only retract his fist and squat down to coax the child: "Good boy, let's not touch him. Can we save the money to go to the show later?"

At the same time, all the inquiring eyes around him were withdrawn, and everyone pretended that nothing happened and went about their own business.

Pierre was not surprised at all.

Of course he is not afraid of men coming and beating him because:

[Rule 2: You'd better not harm them, because that's another price. 】

When most people see this rule, they must subconsciously think that "you" refers to themselves.

But it's not true. Pierre sat down and looked around, and discovered a surprising fact. This "you" actually refers to other tourists, and the "they" inside are the chosen ones who have turned into animals.

Therefore, if a man really hits himself, according to the rules, he will pay a huge "price".

Pierre felt that the other party should be reluctant to part with the money, or that he was not worth the money spent by the other party. Of course, there is another reason: the other party has no money.

Only those who have no money will force the chosen ones by pretending to be "threats". Rich people go directly to see who is unhappy.

If I had just compromised because of fear, I am afraid that the tourists around me would swarm up and ravage me. Even though he won't die by then, suffering will certainly be inevitable.

"A stinky sloth that no one wants, a worthless thing, and a noble piece of shit. If it weren't for the rules, I would kill him with one slap." The man was still chattering. In order to make the child give up completely, he would kill the sloth. Demeaning nothing.

Pierre frowned, and the look in his eyes became increasingly gloomy.

Barrage: "I have a bad feeling."

"I know that when he is unhappy, he wants to make others unhappy too."

"Mom, it's so scary. Others share their happiness, but he has to turn his sorrow into a river."