Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

An old-fashioned turban and thick black hair.

The ball of hair was sticky and stuck to the forehead, and it made a "pop" sound when it was taken off.

Everyone looked closely and saw a shiny dome, shining under the illumination of the incandescent lamp above their heads.

After a period of silence, the barrage finally made a sound:

"Oh, she's still a bald old lady."

"It's normal. At such an old age, all your hair has long since fallen out, so there's no need to say it out loud and deliberately hurt people's self-esteem."

"Old man, if you have any business to do, hurry up and don't disturb me from getting off work." Xu Ye said impatiently.

"you……"

The bald old lady's eyes flickered, with a trace of surprise flashing through her eyes, but she soon came to her senses, pointed at Xu Ye, and said with a tragic face:

"You can't slander my gender just because I have no hair."

"Cough, cough." She put her palm on her chin and coughed violently, as if she was about to cough out her lungs. She looked really old and pitiful:

"Young people, who hasn't aged one day yet? As a human being, you have to show your heart to your heart. You don't want to be treated like this by others when you are old, right?"

What I said is so easy to arouse empathy.

Due to Xu Ye's "power", no one dared to refute, but the eyes that looked at Xu Ye were full of reproach.

Barrage: "That's too much. You're uncovering someone's hair. What's the difference between this and taking off someone's pants in public?"

"The old lady is so pitiful. Xu Ye really went too far this time."

"What kind of stinky dog ​​did you come from to question the judgment of Mr. Xu Ye? You have told weird stories so many times, don't you have a long memory?"

"They say he's a man, so there's something wrong with this old lady."

"Besides, even if it's true, Mr. Xu Ye has made so many contributions to the Dragon Kingdom, what's the point of uncovering his hair?"

I don't know what's going on, but in the context of this global weird story, although most people express their support for Xu Ye, there are always a small number of people who make stupid comments online from time to time.

Maybe it's because it makes you look different.

Strange talk about the world,

"Okay, okay, I admit my mistake, you are a woman."

Xu Ye admitted that he was indeed impulsive just now. There are always some people with special hobbies.

It’s not like I’ve never encountered a third gender before.

It was rare for Xu Ye to say something soft.

But he didn't know that these words only fueled the old man's arrogance. He thought Xu Ye was an easy guy to bully, so he immediately became more aggressive. He sat on the ground, kicked his legs, spread his hands, and started crying.

"Ouch, I'm so angry, my legs hurt, my kidneys hurt, I have a heart attack."

"Ah, ah, I'm old enough, and I must give you an explanation for your bank's service attitude."

As the old man cried, he secretly paid attention to everyone's expressions.

It's an opportunity. Isn't the purpose of his coming here just to withdraw the money from the card? Since it was difficult to handle before, now that Xu Ye has a bad attitude, it can muddy the water.

"Damn it, I asked you to insult me ​​like this. I might as well die today..." He was arrogant and rude, lying on the ground unable to survive. At an angle that no one was paying attention to, he lowered his head and raised a successful smile on his lips. laugh.

The colleague who handled the business asked in confusion: "What should I do about this? The bank has regulations and cannot be beaten without reason..."

The voice has not fallen,

boom!

The old man on the ground flew up like a spring and flashed past everyone's heads.

Xu Ye walked out of the room and saw that the bank was on the first floor.

For the convenience of business, it is opened next to the bustling road.

The old man fell on the cement road at the door, his chin hit the ground, and he spat out a mouthful of bloody foam, which included several teeth.

"You..." He looked up at Xu Ye in horror: "Don't come over!"

Suddenly, he felt a chill on his body, something was splashed on it, and then a small breeze blew by, making his whole body feel chilly.

Xu Ye held a freshly used reagent bottle in his hand. The liquid inside was poured on the old man's body and penetrated instantly. Within a few seconds, all the clothes on it were dissolved.

A dry body appeared in front of everyone.

There was another "bang",

The old man flew again.

This time, without the constraints of the roof of the bank, he flew high, straight into the sky, until he reached dozens of meters away.

In a high-rise residential building in a small community, a little boy opened his mouth wide and pointed outside the window in surprise:

"Look, Mom, there's a Superman who doesn't wear underwear."

"What nonsense are you talking about? This kid watches too many cartoons..."

Mom turned her head and opened her mouth before she finished speaking.

Then, he quickly covered the child's eyes: "Bah, bah, bah, it's so ugly. Be careful of needle holes."

The old man flew high into the sky, attracting a crowd of residents to watch, and many people took out their cameras to take pictures.

Xu Ye held the street lamp next to him, snapped it in the middle, and reached a height of more than two meters. A naked body fell from the sky. In order to protect himself, he subconsciously held his head in his hands with his butt facing down.

It was driven into the pole very accurately.

"Ouch~"

The old man made a sound like killing a pig, and his tears flowed out along with his nose.

He was just pretending to cry and howling all the time.

Now I am really crying, and I even have the urge to die.

The moist liquid smeared on the face and immediately became colorful.

"Hiss~" It hurts to look at it.

All bank employees, both men and women, subconsciously covered their buttocks.

Although the old man's behavior was excessive, they just didn't feel the relief of having their great revenge repaid. Instead, they shivered uncontrollably.

Yes, after Xu Ye's operations, they had already figured it out.

The so-called widow of her dead husband in front of me is not an old lady, her body is clearly that of a man.

It was even more obvious after the makeup fell off his face.

Suddenly, the lobby manager pointed at the railing: "You can't say that he has a flat chest. He is a man, right? He doesn't have the most important thing..."

"cough."

The teller who had been helping Xu Ye with business coughed and pointed vaguely at the ground under the railing.

Everyone looked over and saw two round things lying on the ground.

"Well, it seems like it's not nothing, it was stabbed..."