Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

If you owe money, whether you should pick up this bank card or not is a big question.

But if you don’t pick it up, you will definitely not be able to get it.

Barrage: "It feels like a serial scam. The chosen one is short of money, but money just appears on the ground. It's so weird."

"Have you ever heard that free is the most expensive thing?"

"I think it's better to pick it up. If you pick it up, you might still have a way out. If you don't pick it up, it will be really cool when the accounts are checked in a few days."

……

In the country of Bhutan, a chosen one is staring at the bank card on the ground, hesitating.

At this moment, a customer walked next to him. Seeing that the customer was about to touch the ground, he couldn't allow the chosen one to think too much, so he quickly bent down and picked up the things first.

In Beer Country, Egoius pointed to the customer next to him and ordered: "Pick up the bank card for me."

The customer looked confused, but after seeing the uniform he was wearing, he handed the item to him.

Aegeus took it with a smile. He tried to fix a bug. Rule 8 only said not to pick up bank cards, so if he didn't pick it up himself, why not let others pick it up?

Igues got the bank card and filled in the accounts of the company where he signed the wrong contract.

But just as he finished swiping his card, he suddenly felt dizzy, his vision went dark, and he fell down on his seat.

"Nima, when did you become so weak?"

Igeus stood up again. This time, he walked back to his dormitory from the bank. The distance of just a few hundred meters was filled with stops and starts, and he took several breaks along the way.

After returning to the dormitory, Aegeus drank a large bucket of four to five liters of mineral water. His body seemed to be sucked dry by something, and he couldn't get enough.

Then he threw himself on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

Obviously, rule eight is correct, that money cannot be spent blindly, and a price needs to be paid.

the other side,

Xu Ye was in the office, checking the information in his hand.

Some customers failed to repay their money when due, and the weird props mortgaged in the bank were auctioned.

Xu Ye waved his hand and bought everything he could use.

"I'm lucky today, I can't forget you all."

Xu Ye picked out a gift for Bai Xun, Chen Yue, Lin Guobiao and Liang Xing, and used the same bank card to swipe the cards.

"Dip, payment successful."

The moment the balance came out, Xu Ye felt something pass over his body. He paused for a moment, but it was only for a moment, and then there was no reaction.

"That's it?"

"Give me this good thing ten more times."

……

At the same time, in a luxuriously decorated villa, Sun Dawei was lying on the bed. He looked haggard, breathing heavily, and there were a few abnormal blushes on his face, a bit like a reflection of light.

Suddenly, a burst of white light flashed across his body. Sun Dawei sat up from the bed and shouted excitedly:

"It's done!"

Several servants around him were startled, but after seeing the rosy-faced Sun Dawei, they immediately reacted and congratulated:

"Congratulations, Mr. Sun, the plan was successful."

Sun Dawei was very proud:

"That new idiot really thinks he can spend whatever money he finds."

"I made a little trick and asked the employee to make a fuss about the contract under his hand. He must have been very anxious when he realized the seriousness of the situation. At this time, when he saw the bank card on the ground, even if he knew there was a problem, he couldn't help but pick it up... …Hahaha."

As the president of Yuanqi branch, Sun Dawei usually engages in corruption and bribery, and lives a luxurious life.

His overly indulgent lifestyle also led to him contracting some terminal diseases at a young age. Medically speaking, there is almost no possibility of successful treatment.

So Sun Dawei thought of a way to "substitute his life".

When you spend my money, you will automatically bear part of my bad luck, which is equivalent to "buying life money."

Sun Dawei was so happy that he waved to the servants in maid uniforms in front of him: "Come on, continue."

"I have a good body now."

A girl came up, sat on Sun Dawei's lap enchantingly, put her hands around his waist, and was about to have a great harmony of life...

With a "click", the entire bed broke, and a big hole appeared with Sun Dawei and the girl as the center.

"what……"

The girl shouted in panic and moved her butt: "Master Sun, what should we do now?"

Sun Dawei's double eyelids turned up and he was foaming at the mouth.

Seeing that he was silent, the girl was afraid that the other party would blame her, so she grabbed Song Dawei's chest and explained:

"It's not that I'm too heavy-handed. You have to believe me."

"I believe it, you, can you come down first."

"What... I was crushed."

"Take me to the hospital first."

……

Everyone was in a hurry. These people were not serious servants in the first place and could not do heavy work. They finally helped Sun Dawei into the car.

On the way to the hospital, the car had another accident.

It's okay if a tire blows out, it's within the scope of an understandable accident. The problem was that when passing an intersection, the car on the opposite side had already passed them and suddenly started to go backwards.

The two cars collided with each other. By coincidence, Sun Dawei was sitting in the last row.

When he arrived at the hospital, the doctor looked at him in surprise, and then shouted inside: "Get ready, someone here has been blown up by a mine..."

……

In the office, Xu Ye didn't know anything about the situation outside.

His attention was focused on other things, Liu Bo was back.

"It was the president, Sun Dawei. It was all his idea. I checked and found that a senior manager had been forced to commit suicide by him in the same way."

"Xiaotong is in cahoots with him. I suspect that the senior manager became a ghost after his death and is trapped here. She had frequent miscarriages for this reason. The ghost has too much resentment..."

Liu Bo hugged Xu Ye's legs and burst into tears: "You must believe me, what I tell is the truth."

Xu Ye nodded: "I believe you."

Lin Guobiao had already sent him all the details of the matter.

It should be that Liu Bo was affected by staying in the same room with him every day. Because he ate "oranges" and Liu Bo didn't, the other party saw the wrong date.

An unexpected combination of circumstances resulted in the previous conflict.

"Well, I blamed you wrongly." Xu Ye never hid his mistakes. He took out a handful of tobacco leaves from his backpack and handed them to Liu Bo.

"This is..." Liu Bo hesitated at first when he saw Xu Ye taking out a black plastic bag.

In his impression, such low-quality bags seemed to be used to hold garbage.

"Is he still angry and asking me to eat garbage to relieve his anger?" Liu Bo thought to himself. When he opened it, a charming aroma emanated from it, and his eyes widened.

"This is...tobacco."

Not just ordinary tobacco, the tobacco used to make some of the most expensive cigars in the world.

"All, all given to me?" Liu Bo couldn't believe it.

Then, fearing that Xu Ye would regret it, he quickly ran out.

After a while, Liu Bo came back with an exquisite black box, and he carefully placed the tobacco one by one inside.

"What a good thing. This is the first time I've met Liu Bo in my life. Usually only the two head office presidents can barely afford it, right?"

Liu Bo put the things away. He would be reluctant to use them himself, but if he used them as gifts, the effect would be perfect.

"I heard that there seemed to be a problem with the raw materials some time ago, and the price of cigars has become more and more expensive. Now it has reached the point where it is hard to find one on the market."

Liu Bo put away his things and had a better attitude towards Xu Ye.

Boss...

Although people use garbage bags to carry things, once they do it, they can scare you to death.