Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!
Chapter 520: Liyuan Dream 3
Romantic Country, Pierre opened his eyes and found himself standing on the stage
A group of spectators below looked at him eagerly. At the same time, a memory about the opera appeared in his mind. His body twisted uncontrollably, and melodious tunes came from his mouth.
This feeling is very familiar. As an actor, he has often been stared at by many people before.
Pierre entered the state unconsciously, and the expression on his face became vivid according to the tune.
After the song was over, people in the audience showed expressions of unfinished expressions, and they all praised the performance of today's performers for their improvement.
After Pierre finished singing, he returned backstage and found a note in front of the dressing mirror.
[Rule 1: You are a drama actor, and your current main role is Hua Dan. 】
[Rule 2: Everyone wants to play Huadan, but not everyone is qualified to be a Huadan. 】
[Rule 3: Blood swallow is an excellent skin care product, which can not only moisturize the throat, but also beautify the face. 】
[Rule 4: Your sense of smell is very sensitive, far superior to other senses. 】
[Rule 5: If you find someone with a special smell, please take him to the kitchen, where you can get a serving of blood swallow. 】
[Rule 6: No matter what, you must ensure that the opera can be performed smoothly without interruption in the middle. 】
[Rule 7: Never start singing after midnight. 】
[Rule 8: When a conflict occurs, you can apply for asylum to the owner of the opera house. 】
[Rule 9: Liyuan has no friends, please be careful about everyone else except yourself. 】
[Rule 10: Please remember your identity, do not act abnormal, and do not reveal your real name. 】
[Rule 11: Don’t show your rules to others. 】
Rules nine, ten, and eleven almost put everyone on the opposite side.
Even if someone thought about collaborating at first, they probably gave up the idea after reading these three rules.
Pierre recalled that when he was performing on stage, there should be people like him around him, but no one behaved abnormally.
The more weird rules talk happened, the more people's IQs increased.
There are also many things similar to guides on the Internet. Anyone who has read a little bit of the guide will not choose to yell casually when they are just teleported in. That is tantamount to seeking death.
Pierre held the note and thought. The bronze mirror in front of him showed his current appearance, with heavy makeup and outlined eyebrows, making her look like a beautiful girl.
Looking at the surrounding buildings, this copy should be the back of East Asia.
"It's strange. When people from the Dragon Kingdom perform dramas, do all men play women?" A big question mark appeared on Pierre's head.
He had just observed that in the entire theater backstage, all the people dressed like him were men, not a single woman.
In the mirror, a man in rich clothes and a five-layer swimming ring wrapped around his belly walked towards him. He said: "Beauty~"
Pierre turned around and looked at him silently.
Ever since something happened, Pierre looked very depressed, with a sense of decadence all over his body.
If it were put now, he might be awarded the title of "Melancholic Brother", which is also a unique style.
But now, the guest opposite obviously didn't think so and yelled at him loudly: "Why, are you not happy to see me here?"
Pierre shook his head: "Happy."
His face still had the look of someone who had just died.
"Why don't you smile when you are happy?"
"I won't laugh." Pierre answered truthfully.
The man felt insulted for a moment, grabbed Pierre's shoulders and shook him back and forth: "You said you couldn't laugh, then what were you doing on stage just now?"
"I spent money to send you so many flower baskets, why can't I even smile at you?"
The more the man spoke, the more excited he became, with emotions of love and hate in his eyes.
Pierre was shaken so much that he accidentally bumped his forehead against the other person's. The man flew half a meter away and hit the corner of the table.
The struggle is about to break out.
Not long after, the theater owner rushed over and looked at the red mark on Pierre's forehead. He expressed his condolences and asked for help, but his face was full of distress.
He turned around and scolded the man severely and told his men to throw him out.
The man's body was dragged out, and he shouted in grievance: "It's not fair, you are the boss of the store, you will be punished..."
Barrage: "Shocked (?д?╬)"
"Huh??? What happened? You, a troupe leader, still treat it differently."
"Stop rubbing it. After a while, I'm afraid he will heal on his own..."
……
Ah Sanguo, Wei Na opened her eyes,
The people on the stage have ethereal postures, and every movement is graceful and graceful, with a unique charm.
Wei Na's eyes were full of surprise, but when she found out that the person above was a man, she instantly lost interest.
Yes, Veena is actually a feminist.
Childhood trauma made him hate every man equally.
At first, the audience expressed confusion about her behavior, but after truly understanding Asanguo's usual style, they all gave a thumbs up.
"Really, sister, I really can't blame you for your feminism."
"Stop talking, even the female lizard can't escape."
"Gan, I saw someone traveling some time ago. I don't know what I thought."
When the song ended, Wei Na jumped off the chair
She patted her head in frustration,
Usually Wei Na is quite satisfied with her figure, but today she wore a cheongsam. It's the kind of style that suits Yu Jie, but not her.
When the others stood up and left, and she was the only one who "jumped" down, Wei Na covered her face.
The guest next to him laughed when he saw this scene.
Wei Na angrily said: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen a girl?"
Guest: "Little Carrot Head."
Wei Na clenched her fists: "I can't bear it..."
She followed most of the guests outside, and finally found a car in the backyard, with the keys on her body just right.
Vina found the rules in the car:
[Your name is Yan Qing, and you are a theatergoer. If you want to survive, be sure to abide by the following rules. 】
[Rule 1: Don’t annoy other audience members, especially those sitting in front of you. 】
[Rule 2: When you have angered them, you can ask the troupe leader to bring justice to you. Don't worry, he is an honest man. 】
[Rule 3: You are a guest. The opera singers and waiters are all lower than you. You can give them unconditional orders. 】
[Rule 4: If you see something exciting, you can reward it. 】
[Rule 5: The more rewards you receive, the higher your position will be and the better your view will be. 】
[Rule 6: The actors’ favorite food is something called blood swallow. If you want to please them, this is the best gift. 】
[Rule 7: If the performance suddenly stops in the middle of the performance, please actively come on stage to participate in the interaction. 】
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