Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye often heard a chicken soup saying when he was a child: "If you find that you can't change the external environment, then change yourself and try to adapt to the environment and the entire society."

Faced with the definition of the word "environment" here, the emphasis is on its practical significance rather than its correctness.

That is, the "environment" you have to adapt to may be good or bad,

In other words, most of the environment is actually bad. After all, there is no need to force people to say the word "adapt" to a good environment.

This is the situation faced by the chosen ones today.

Watching the top one at the top can enjoy being sought after by thousands of people and enjoy benefits that no one else can achieve.

As a result, even survival became a problem for those who ranked last.

From the high-flying queen to the dust, it seems that only a few fluttering flower baskets are needed to decide.

Is this a problem? Of course there are problems.

The audience can tell at a glance from outside the screen that the theater's model is abnormal and frighteningly deformed.

However, it is often difficult for those who are involved to notice it. They only know that if they do not do everything possible to win the favor of their guests, they will be the next to die.

Therefore, as a prop flower basket that wins the approval of guests, it is everything here.

Why, they are all Hua Dan, the number one can enjoy everything and have their own independent little space. They can only become foils.

They also want to live a top-notch life.

Once the chosen ones who entered the copy agreed with this point of view, the brutal competition began.

Barrage: "Wan Duzi, the situation is getting more and more serious."

"Everyone is vying for the flower basket, and the cooperation that was promised before has started to be stabbed in the back."

"Twenty flower baskets are exchanged for one Blood Swallow. There is a chosen one who is obsessed with Dieyi's performance. He doesn't have enough copper money, so he attacks his companions."

"The person who got the identity of an actor is also, in order to maintain his charm, he deceived the chosen ones from other countries and turned them into blood swallows."

"Hey, there is a chosen one here who is Die Yi's true fan. He couldn't deceive others, so he made himself into a blood swallow and gave it to Die Yi."

"Ah this..."

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye and Wei Na came to the hole in the wall and wrote a note explaining the current situation.

After a while, a pile of copper coins appeared inside. With the money, the two finally gathered together twenty flower baskets and went to the kitchen.

"Over there." The chef who was steaming the steamed buns pointed to the room next to him, where the three characters "Tonic Room" were written in traditional Chinese.

The two opened the door out of curiosity. As soon as they entered, Wei Na immediately covered her nose: "It smells so bad."

I saw that the whole room was about forty or fifty square meters, and a huge black bird was sitting on the ground, so big that it filled the entire house. Its feet and two wings were tied to the wall by thick iron chains.

Vina handed the flower basket to the only staff member in the room.

"Okay, just wait and see." The waiter took the things with a smile and spoke attentively.

Xu Ye and Wei Na watched on the spot, both curious about what he would do next. They had just checked the flower basket and found no problems inside.

But they are destined to be wrong.

I saw the waiter throwing the expensive flower basket on the ground.

Then he went out by himself.

Half an hour later, he came back with a person on his shoulders.

The man's whole body was tied up with hemp rope, and his mouth was stuffed with cloth strips. His face looked frightened, and he kept kicking his arms and legs in an attempt to get away.

The waiter ignored it, opened the black bird's big mouth, and threw the person in.

The blackbird has long been accustomed to this. It opened its big mouth and started chewing. Its sharp teeth penetrated the body and swallowed it in a few times.

After about ten minutes, Blackbird began to retching.

The waiter immediately brought a plate over and placed it in front of the bird's beak.

Then,

"Hiccup, burp, burp."

Bloody red meaty paste kept coughing out from the bird's mouth, accumulating and splashing everywhere.

When he finally finished vomiting, the waiter picked up all the bloody paste scattered on the floor and put it on the plate, and handed it to Wei Na respectfully: "Your blood swallow is ready."

Wei Na: "..."

Her hands couldn't stop shaking.

It wasn't that I was scared, but the main thing was that I was disgusted by the process just now.

"Is this what the actors treat as a treasure every day?"

"Are you sure it has tonic properties?"

Wei Na began to wonder if her inference was wrong. Maybe "Blood Swallow" was just a gimmick and had nothing to do with the real main content of the dungeon.

It was a mistake for them to come here today.

When the waiter heard this, he was not happy: "Oh, what are you talking about? Don't underestimate this thing. It is a gift from the divine bird. It is the best blood swallow."

"A bird's nest is a nest built by swallows using their saliva. I use a sacred bird, and the effect is naturally a hundred times stronger."

"Okay." After hearing her explanation, Wei Na suddenly felt that it made sense.

Barrage: "Thank you, I will never be able to eat bird's nest again."

"Stop it and save the bird's nest dealers, they can't withstand this blow."

"Family members, please don't cancel your order. My bird's nests are made of sugar water, so you can drink them with confidence."

"I bother……"

……

The world of strange stories:

Wei Na: "This thing is so poisonous. I hope no one else eats it."

When he turned around, he saw Xu Ye staring straight at Big Bird: "I have an idea."

"What?" Weina didn't understand. Before she could stop him, Xu Ye opened the big bird's mouth and got in.

"May……"

Wei Na exclaimed, but the next second she remembered Xu Ye's talent, felt relieved, and looked ahead suspiciously: "You shouldn't... die, right?"

Xu Ye's talent had a new use. After a while, the big bird opened his mouth and coughed continuously, vomiting a lot without stopping.

It was a little uncomfortable, and its stomach felt very full. Originally, after humans entered the stomach, most of the things were digested by it, leaving only some waste materials to be vomited out by "rumination".

But now, its digestive system kept running and could not digest Xu Ye.

It doesn't feel like it's swallowed a person, but like a mountain of flesh that keeps expanding and getting bigger, endlessly.

"Ahhh~"

The big bird screamed horribly, it was about to become the first bird in the history of its species to be strangled to death.

Fortunately, Xu Ye climbed out on his own after a while.

The big bird let out a long sigh of relief and slumped to the ground motionless, looking overworked.

Wei Na's expression was indescribable. Under Xu Ye's eyes, she bent down with difficulty and collected all the "blood foam" on the ground.

The two of them took more than twenty copies of Blood Swallow and went to find the troupe leader.

The troupe leader was disdainful when he saw Wei Na's dress, but when he saw dozens of copies of the blood swallow, he immediately smiled and became kind.

Wei Na expressed her intention: "I also want to have tea with Dieyi."