Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In Maple Leaf Country, Joshua came out of the pool in high spirits after enjoying the "fish treatment".

Those small colorful fish swim up to the skin from time to time, causing bursts of tingling sensation.

Joshua struggled, and the middle-aged woman who brought him here held him down and told him not to move: "This is the little fish helping you clean the toxins from your body. Don't disturb them."

"Yes, just hold on. It hurts when a grown man screams." Several elder brothers and sisters nearby who were doing fish therapy all spoke up.

Joshua was dizzy from what everyone said, but when he came out of the fish pond, he really felt that his whole body was much more energetic, and the discomfort he just felt completely disappeared.

He is more energetic now than when he first entered the dungeon.

Joshua is very lucky that he bought the “wellness package” when he first entered the dungeon:

"Sure enough, every detail in the copy has its own use."

Barrage: "Every detail in the copy has its own pitfalls."

"Don't you think it's strange? The hot spring's therapeutic effect is very questionable."

"Honey, did you forget the coffee from Beehive?"

"Everything comes at a price."

Joshua in Ghost Story, of course he remembers the Hive Company. Before he came, he also memorized the basic common sense of Monster Story's purchase at a high price.

What are "ten things you must never do in Kaidan."

"What should you do if someone strikes up a conversation with you in Ghost Stories..."

But...a person's practice and theory often don't match well.

Joshua learned a lot, but as a newbie to Kaitan, he was not able to apply all the knowledge in reality.

Just like now, his mind has become a blur, what should be done and what should not be done, completely confused.

……

In the afternoon, Xu Ye tried every small soup pool. After coming out, his skin was smoother and more tender.

But other than that, there are no other effects on the body.

"It's nothing more than that, deceiving customers under the guise of health care."

After spitting a few words, Xu Ye returned to the shower room and took a shower before returning to the pool area again.

I bought a bottle of drink from the canteen next to me and saw that the balance in my hand was 1995. The drink was 1985 yuan, and I had left after spending it.

"Really expensive."

Xu Yeru took a sip of the drink painfully and immediately decided not to spend any more money in the next few days.

I don't know why, but the cards in his hand may not necessarily be filled with strange coins, but for something with "trading" value, Xu Ye was born with the temperament of a village rat.

Anyway, try to get as much as possible.

Many come in and few go out.

"Why do you have to pay for something you can get by robbing it?" Xu Ye was puzzled.

In front of the screen, audiences from all over the world felt their teeth hurt watching: "Brother Xu Ye, you are being unreasonable. This habit is unacceptable."

"Have you noticed that Xu Ye is obviously the richest among the chosen ones, and he is backed by Tiandi Bank, but he is also the one who spends the least every time."

"The money for buying gifts last time was extorted from the branch president."

"I don't agree. After all, money is a circulating thing. What you spend is money, not what you hold in your hands."

"Did Mr. Xu Ye receive any stimulation when he was a child? He was obsessed with money."

Fortunately, only the audience who did not participate in the dungeon could see the screen. If the other chosen ones saw Xu Ye's expenses, they would probably be able to bear it.

It costs money to take a bath, it costs money to be thirsty, it costs money to eat in restaurants, it costs money to buy biscuits when going out, and it costs money to get the rules and sign up for health care projects.

The current top spender, the chosen one from Adidas Kingdom, has already spent 1,500 yuan.

He found a pretty girl while taking a bath and spent 300. After he was satisfied with the bath, he gave her another 200 as a tip.

Others are used to sign up for health and wellness projects.

……

In the strange world, Xu Ye lay lazily on a chair, his eyes staring at the interior of the hot spring area, occasionally revealing a few glimmers of light.

He sat here for two hours, and the word he heard most often was the word "health". It is enough to see the reputation of Ninth Hot Spring Villa in this aspect.

Xu Ye saw the fat man who stole the meal ticket in the morning. His leg was broken. He was lying on the ground crawling hard until he entered a pool full of small fish. After he came out, he was able to walk again.

???

Xu Ye got up and walked towards the fish pond.

"Sorry, our fish spa is only provided for family members who purchase health care items."

"I want to buy clothes and try them on. You, fish spa, let me experience it first before I decide whether to buy it or not."

Xu Ye raised his hand and said: "Who are you looking down on? I still have ten thousand here, and I can buy you ten projects."

The middle-aged woman in charge of health care said helplessly: "Sir, each of us can recharge up to two thousand at a time."

After being exposed, Xu Ye showed no embarrassment at all on his face: "If you don't give me a try, I'll make a fuss and throw them all out."

Finally, the middle-aged woman sighed: "You do it."

I have never seen someone so difficult to deal with, and I don’t want to spend a penny.

A middle-aged woman who has been in marketing for so many years knows one thing very well: people who don’t want to spend money at the beginning will not spend it in the end.

On the contrary, being generous at the beginning will not be bad in the end.

Just like falling in love, you don't buy flowers for your girlfriend before marriage, let alone expect to suddenly become generous after marriage.

Xu Ye walked into the pool and within five seconds, he stood up abruptly: "Someone secretly kissed me."

Several small fish hung on his back, with their mouths biting on them. Xu Ye shook his body, and the fish fell back into the water one by one.

The middle-aged woman was speechless: "That's called fish therapy. The fish gives you drugs."

"If you can't enjoy it, leave quickly. Don't delay my business."

Xu Ye came out of the pool as he said, but did not leave: "I also want to experience other projects."

The middle-aged woman was shocked. She had seen shameless people before, but she had never seen such shameless people.

"Security, where is the security? Please get me out."

Before she finished speaking, Xu Ye took out a bottle of strong sulfuric acid:

"You don't want all the fish in this pot to die, right?"

When Xu Ye entered the dungeon, the mirror fragments were not allowed to be opened, leaving only a few things he carried with him in the cabinet.

"you……"

The middle-aged woman was shocked. She looked ordinary, but she had a temperament that no one else had and she was very approachable.

At this moment, his face was not only a little distorted.

It is known that the security guard rushed over at a speed of five meters per second, but Xu Ye was able to sprinkle sulfuric acid into the fish pond within two seconds.

Xu Ye came to another project site, Yanchi, as he wished.

It's the same as a hot spring, except that the hot spring water inside has been replaced by white salt. People go in and roll around in it, which is said to prolong life.

"Don't you have salt here? Why don't you put it in when cooking?" Xu Ye walked to the salt pond and said angrily.