Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

[Message 4: The sculptures in the room will not move (this is true, but just in case, you’d better lock them in the cabinet at night.)]

[Information 5: There is no mirror in the room. Do not mention the mirror to the waiter. It is a taboo here. 】

[Information 6: There is a bathing pool in the room. If you feel uncomfortable, you can go in and soak for a while. (Don’t **Horizontal lines, horizontal lines.)]

[Message 7: Horizontal lines, horizontal lines. 】

Starting with the brackets for message six, the stuff inside is crossed out, and so is message seven.

Xu Ye found this rule very confusing.

[Information 1: The accommodation area is only open at night. Please be sure to leave the room before eight o'clock the next morning. (Never leave **, the guest room is the safest place during the day.)]

The place where this * appears is very clever, don’t leave it? Is it a guest room or a pool? There is also the second half of the sentence, the guest room is the safest place, it can also be said that the guest room is an "unsafe" place.

The difference between one word and the other means a huge difference in meaning.

It's still unclear which of the information and rules in the brackets is correct, but Xu Ye has a hunch that the tips in the brackets are well-intentioned and more accurate.

"You can't believe it all." Xu Ye murmured, "The information in the brackets is well-intentioned. Goodwill does not mean that it is completely correct. What if the well-intentioned person made a wrong judgment first? In the strange stories about rules, who can I believe? It’s better to believe in yourself.”

Barrage: "Family members, listen up, this sentence is correct, but its current scope of application is limited."

"Read it with me: In the rules of the strange story, first believe in Xu Ye when Boss Xu Ye is here, and believe in yourself when Boss Xu Ye is not around."

……

Xu Ye took the room card and took the elevator to the fifth floor.

Along the way, the elevator was filled with various "health tips", "health slogans", and cards of beautiful women with "S"-shaped bodies that were exaggerated to a certain proportion:

"If you need special services, please call the guest room landline number 664****."

Several customers took out their cell phones to take photos.

Xu Ye: "..."

“So expensive!”

Several guests turned to look at him: "Brother, you are not right."

"People can be stingy, but they can't be stingy at this time."

"Be more generous to the opposite sex."

There were several female customers in the elevator, standing on Xu Ye's side: "Good man, you are the best at managing the family."

"Ding."

Customers were leaving on every floor. When they reached the top fifth floor, there were only three or four people left. Xu Ye found his room. The boy who just said he was stingy was sleeping in the next room.

The style of the room is more normal, that kind of cream log style, relatively simple.

A double bed, wardrobe, coffee table, etc.

On the coffee table facing the bedside, there is a snake-shaped plaster sculpture more than thirty centimeters high.

The sculptures are vividly depicted, especially the pair of eyes inlaid with emeralds, which make people feel like they are about to come alive.

Xu Ye stretched out his hand and dug at it.

Didn't pick it out.

He took out the electric saw and polished it hard, and the sculpture shed two lines of blood and tears.

Xu Ye: "..."

He just wants the gems above, is it so difficult?

Forget it, Xu Ye took out the mirror fragments and put the sculpture in it.

In this copy, the mirror fragments are restricted and cannot take things out, but it does not prevent existing things from being put in.

"Boom."

There was a vibration under the bed, Xu Ye lifted the sheets and looked down.

A sculptured snake was trembling and rolling under the bed. After seeing Xu Ye, it froze.

"Chow dog."

As soon as he finished speaking, a big yellow shadow jumped out. Not long after, Xu Ye harvested three different sculptures, all of which were put into the mirror fragments.

There was a rumble throughout the room.

During this period, no waiter went upstairs to check. Only the man in the next room yelled: "Are you being hypocritical?"

"The money I promised to save is more than what I spent playing."

Xu Ye: "..."

"I didn't, don't talk nonsense."

"Be careful of suing you for libel."

……

They were both from the Dragon Kingdom. Chen Yue looked at the poster on the elevator and felt a little moved.

Immediately, he reacted and pinched himself hard.

"It's not my fault, who can refuse a woman who grows into a gourd."

Chen Yue doesn't like Lolita, but his character prefers Sister Yu.

It's best to be the kind who is very independent, tall and thin, and with her around, you don't have to make any decisions on your own.

If there is an opportunity to eat soft rice, Chen Yue would be very happy.

It's a pity that since he joined the Rules Monster Talk, there are not many people in the world who can make him a soft meal.

Chen Yue touched his shoulders and sighed: "I still have to rely on myself."

He came to 508, and as soon as he entered the door, he was attracted by the snake-shaped sculpture beside the bed.

The sculpture is made entirely of plaster. Only the eyes are green, facing the door of the room. Looking at each other, a cool feeling spread from the top of his head to his tailbone.

"How evil."

"Judging from the current situation, the words in the brackets should be trustworthy." He quickly made a judgment.

Chen Yue walked to the coffee table, picked up the orange on it, peeled it open, and took a bite.

As if sensing something, he quickly turned around and suddenly met a pair of green gem eyes, and was startled.

Just now I was looking at the sculpture on the door, but I changed my direction!

Chen Yue's scalp went numb instantly.

It feels like there's a camera behind you wherever you go, monitoring your every move. It's so uncomfortable.

Chen Yue remembered the words in the brackets, opened the closet, and threw in all three sculptures he could find in the room.

He took out the rope, tied it to the handle of the closet, and tied a knot. And put the water dispenser and the like outside the closet.

The sense of voyeurism disappears.

Barrage: "When copying homework, you have to look at Chen Yue."

"This is normal people's thinking."

"Boss Xu Ye is so cruel that ordinary people can't learn from him."

……

Chen Yue walked around the room and found several interesting places.

First, the rooms here are simply decorated and have a completely different style from the lobby, which makes them somewhat “unworthy of their name”.

Second, the most luxurious thing in the whole room is the bathroom, which has a private pool, which is many times better than the public area during the day.

Third, there are no mirrors in the whole house.

No mirror?

Could it be that the Chosen Ones are so polluted that looking in the mirror will reveal their original appearance?

No, there are mirrors in the hot spring area during the day for guests to wash up.

Just as he was wondering, there was a knock on the door of the room, making a bang-dong-dong sound.

"Hello, room service, I'm here to bring you toiletries."

Chen Yue sat still on the sofa, but the knock on the door became more and more urgent: "Hello, guest..."

It seems that he won't give up until the door is opened.

"Leave it at the door, I don't need it for the moment." Chen Yue said.

There was a pause outside the door, then continued:

"Hello, guest, I'm here to see you off..."

Mechanized sounds, repeated over and over again.

At this moment, the entire corridor was quiet.