Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Dragon Kingdom,

Chen Yue looked at the large wooden door in front of him, the corner of his mouth twitching.

Go in and take shelter from the rain...

In this wilderness, there are unknown weeds and woods nearby. If a bird passes by a place where he probably poops, a luxurious and majestic mansion suddenly appears.

No matter how you look at it, there is a problem.

Chen Yue shook his sleeves and stepped forward to knock on the door.

Butler Zhou introduced himself as usual and asked, "How do you prove your identity, Master?"

"How do you prove..." Chen Yue pointed at himself: "I'm dressed like this."

"Young master, you are joking. The clothes you wear can't mean anything. For example, I heard some time ago that there was a group of thieves nearby who robbed the scholar..."

He spoke eloquently, as if he were telling a long novel.

The rain from the sky continued to drip, and some of it touched people's skin, causing itchiness and a series of small red bumps.

Chen Yue opened the bamboo basket behind his back and pulled out a piece of paper: "This is a recommendation letter from the government to students."

Butler Zhou wanted to take it and check it, but Chen Yue unfolded the letter and put it in front of his eyes, not giving him a chance to touch it directly.

He pointed to the red seal in the lower right corner: "Look, it is stamped by the government and cannot be faked."

"Yes, that's it." Housekeeper Zhou pretended to bend down and put his head close to the letter. There was a "click" sound from his neck, like a machine that had not been used for a long time.

"The weather is cold and the students seem to be freezing to death." Chen Yue crossed his arms and made a shivering gesture. His acting was exaggerated and had no sense of reality: "Please take me in first. Thank you for your hard work."

He said this very beautifully, without giving the other party any chance to refuse.

Take me in quickly. If you don't agree, you just want me to die.

"I was negligent." Butler Zhou showed a "kind" smile. The muscles on his face were stiff, and the curves at the corners of his lips were like pixels that had been specially adjusted in a game. They looked strange and scary: "Oh, when people get old, when they see young people, they inevitably talk a bit too much. You Never mind."

"I don't mind." Chen Yue followed him and said, but he didn't think so in his heart.

This old guy just talked for a long time, telling stories and asking for evidence, just to let himself stand at the door and get wet in the rain for a while.

And raindrops should make people contaminated by strange stories.

The two of them were walking in the house, neither one wanting to expose the other first.

……

Wei Na from Asan Kingdom, when the housekeeper asked to present evidence.

She put her hand into the crack of the door, opened the door forcefully, and forced her way in.

Housekeeper Zhou was violently pushed to the ground, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

He hasn't spoken yet,

Wei Na exclaimed: "Oh, are you okay?"

"Am I too strong? I'm really sorry. I'll help you up now."

She "lifted" the person up from the ground, pinching her arm with her palms and making a popping sound.

Butler Zhou: "..."

"You don't need to hold me up...let me go quickly."

Wei Na: "I'm worried about you, what will you do if it crashes?"

If he continues like this, he will really break down.

Butler Zhou forced a smile and spoke out from between his teeth:

"I'm fine."

"You really don't need help?"

Butler Zhou nodded solemnly.

"Okay, if you say it's okay, it'll be okay. If something happens later, don't rely on me."

Wei Na followed Butler Zhou.

The difficulty in this level is how to enter the mansion. So no matter what method the Chosen One uses, as long as he finally steps into the mansion, the test will be completed.

[Ding, fifty chosen ones from the Kangaroo Kingdom, Yue Kingdom, etc. were devoured by ghost stories, and the dungeon failed to pass. 】

A mechanical sound sounded.

Everyone looked at the screen and found that some of the chosen ones were submissive and stood stupidly in front of the mansion, trying to wait for Butler Zhou to finish what he said.

It turned out that Butler Zhou was a chatterbox, and he talked endlessly, until the bodies of the Chosen Ones were covered in red pimples, and those pimples grew on their own, turning into terrifying sarcomas.

One of the chosen ones accidentally poked a tumor on his neck, yellow pus flowed out from it, along with fat maggots, and the screen instantly fell into darkness.

……

On the other side, Xu Ye followed the old housekeeper into the mansion.

The Zhou Mansion is quite large, with gray floor tiles showing its simplicity, and pavilions, waterside pavilions along the way, everything is complete and very exquisite.

It's hard to imagine that such a place exists in the wild mountains.

Housekeeper Zhou had a dark face the whole time. Xu Ye acted as if he hadn't seen anything and asked himself: "What does our family do? How many people are there in total?"

Naturally, no one wanted to answer him.

When they arrived at a room, Butler Zhou turned around and said, "I'll report it to the master. You wait outside."

There was a constant drizzle in the sky, and it hit people's bodies, making them sticky.

Butler Zhou took one step forward and entered, while Xu Ye stood immediately under the eaves one step behind. His ears were pressed against the crack of the door.

"Let me ask you, where have you gone?" a male voice said.

"Went to visit relatives." The woman replied softly.

"You fart." The man was furious.

Then there was a sound of smashing dishes and chopsticks in the room.

At this time, Butler Zhou's voice sounded, and he didn't know what he said, and the room instantly became quiet.

After a moment, the woman took the lead and said, "Please invite people in."

The door suddenly opened, and Xu Ye stood at the door politely, looking at his nose and his eyes.

Seeing that he still knew that he was standing under the eaves to take shelter from the rain, Butler Zhou snorted coldly: "Follow me."

Xu Ye nodded.

He has a good temper, and as long as he doesn't ask for money, it's no problem if he hums a few times.

Stepping into the room with one foot, a cold breath hit my face, which was even colder than standing outside.

There were four people in the room.

Sitting at the main seat are a man and a woman. The man is about twenty years old. He wears a black round-neck robe with gold trim around the collar.

The woman looks younger, at most seventeen or eighteen years old. She is the same age as Hua, but she already wears her hair in a woman's bun.

Sitting below the man is a man whose age is hard to tell. He is thin and thin, his skin is as pale as paper, but his cheeks are stained with a sickly blush. He is lazily leaning on the back of the chair.

And, there is a little maid beside the woman.

Xu Ye saluted everyone in the room, his posture was very non-standard.

No one exposed him.

Xu Ye repeated the same words he told Butler Zhou at the door, to the effect that it was difficult to walk on rainy days and he wanted to come in and rest for the night.

After listening to his story, the man laughed loudly: "You are so lucky to be able to walk here alone."

This statement is more like a yin and yang, a lucky person, who would come to such a bad place.

"Stay here, it's been raining recently, so it doesn't hurt to stay a few more days." The woman also spoke at this time, still looking soft and weak, and her voice suddenly sounded pleasant, not majestic.

But as soon as the woman opened her mouth, the man stopped talking.

"Shaoyao, please send Mr. Xu to the room that has been tidied up."

Xu Ye lowered his head to thank him, and when he left, he heard a violent cough. He saw the sick man leaning on the chair, holding his chest with one hand. His delicate image was comparable to the reincarnation of Lin Daiyu.

He glanced at Xu Ye and showed a pale smile.

"ill."

Xu Ye muttered.