Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye gave up the idea of ​​looking for mushrooms for the time being.

There are advantages and disadvantages to the lack of intelligence in servants, both of which are obvious.

The advantage is that no matter what you do, your servants will not tell you. At critical moments, if you use it well, you may be able to help you.

The downside is that they can't actively provide you with useful information.

Xu Ye enjoyed the advantages of this in the morning, but now he has to accept the disadvantages.

……

Xu Ye did not leave the room. He had lunch inside. There were fragrant fried mushrooms on the table.

After the meal, he intended to chat with the second lady for a while.

"Hi, your dress is beautiful."

"The peonies on it look like they've been soaked in blood."

Zhou Xicheng was attracted by Xu Ye's words. He had not paid close attention to it before, but now he saw that the flowers on it were blooming one by one, especially the stamens, which were reddish-brown, like dried blood scabs.

There is also a faint fishy smell on it.

"What's going on?" Zhou Xicheng was confused: "What's on your skirt?"

Previously, there was a business deal at home that required a trip to another county. The distance was relatively long, and Zhou Xicheng was away for a full month. When I got home, everything changed.

My younger brother passed away, and my parents went out to visit relatives without any warning, not knowing whether they would be able to come back.

In the whole family, only the younger brother and sister who had just passed away were left in charge of everything.

"Tell me, did you kill my brother?" Zhou Xicheng stared at the second lady suspiciously.

The second lady picked up a handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes: "My poor late husband was coughing up blood before he died. I stayed by the bedside with no clothes on to take care of him, and then he became stained with blood..."

She started to cry, the corners of her lips raised where the handkerchief was covering her.

This is very inconsistent.

A person's eyes are filled with tears, his mouth is turned up, and his two organs don't seem to be on the same system.

Xu Ye still remembered his mission and quickly comforted him: "Don't cry, I feel bad."

He came up with a good idea: "You are so sad, how about we dig him out again and kowtow to you to apologize?"

The two people in the room were stunned.

Xu Ye touched his chin reservedly: "No need to thank me..."

A minute later, he was kicked out.

"Inexplicable." Xu Ye sighed.

He followed the maids who were clearing away the dishes to the kitchen, where he found a lot of mushrooms, enough to last at least three more days.

In other words, if you want to know the origin of the mushrooms, you have to wait at least three days.

Xu Ye didn't like to wait.

He decided to try the method given by Zhou Xijin.

……

In the evening, Xu Ye ignored the dagger-like looks of several people present and had another meal.

Zhou Xicheng sat on a chair: "I heard from Xiqiao that you stole his umbrella?"

Xu Ye quickly shook his head: "What an injustice. I am an aboveboard man, how could I commit theft?"

Zhou Xicheng: "That is something my sister-in-law cherishes. If you see it, please return it."

He took a bite of the pie in his hand, rubbed the thin pieces of meat against his teeth, and made a "chichi" sound, as if he said casually: "Once upon a time, there was a thief in our house."

"Just because I was stubborn, I was beaten to death with sticks." Zhou Xicheng licked his lips, showing a nostalgic expression, and then sighed:

"My sister even said she would plead for him, but he insisted that he didn't steal it."

"What do you mean by saying that this kind of person refuses to admit it?"

Xu Ye picked up the contents of the bowl with chopsticks and shouted, "Give me another plate."

Shaoyao immediately took the plate and went to the kitchen happily.

Xu Ye looked at Zhou Xicheng and swore: "If it is really me who took it, I will be punished by being hit by a car when I went out."

"You'd better not take it." Zhou Xicheng stared at Xu Ye expressionlessly, his face lifeless.

After the meal, Butler Zhou personally sent Xu Ye back to his room and warned:

"If the weather is bad at night, don't go out and wander around casually."

He suddenly came forward, his face was very close to Xu Ye, and his nose kept sniffing:

"Go to bed early and remember to put out the candles."

"Hey hey hey~"

Butler Zhou had a wicked smile on his face, as if he had thought of some beautiful scene.

"Snapped."

With a slap, Xu Ye interrupted his sweet dream.

Housekeeper Zhou's face was swollen. Xu Ye took out a steel ball and rubbed it along the swollen face.

The face that was originally full of wrinkles became flat due to swelling.

Countless crumbs fell along the face.

"Hee hee hee."

Butler Zhou's pupils dilated, and the extreme pain caused him to have a physiological reaction, and his mind went blank.

Xu Ye rubbed it back and forth: "It's so hard to have a night without a mobile phone."

"You have to find something for yourself to do."

He collected the scraps of skin and flesh and stuffed them into Butler Zhou's mouth again: "Nuo, I'll give it back to you."

Butler Zhou watched the meat being swallowed by himself and passed out completely.

Xu Ye closed the door and left the place

Zhou Xijin asked him to go to the cellar early in the morning, but he was not prepared to listen to the other party completely.

The night was thick and the sky was as dark as a giant beast capable of swallowing people.

The location given by Zhou Xijin was not too far away, but Xu Ye felt that he had not arrived for a long time.

Suddenly, there was a little more moisture in the air, and dense raindrops fell.

Xu Ye took out an oil-paper umbrella from the mirror fragments.

This was prepared before. After coming out of the Liyuan copy, Lin Guobiao stuffed some ancient supplies into him.

During the day, Zhou Xicheng's words at the dinner table were a disguised warning to him.

You said you didn't take your sister's umbrella, then don't let me catch you using this umbrella, otherwise you will be labeled as a "thief".

Xu Ye knew that the family hadn't done anything to him until now, just because of the rules.

Once he admits to taking the umbrella, he will be treated like a "thief" by Zhou Xicheng.

As for who will be killed in the ending, it’s hard to say.

Xu Ye didn't want to kill everyone in the dungeon before getting the key information.

That's not good.

He restrained his reason.

His face felt cold.

look up,

The rain penetrated the umbrella cover and dripped down.

This rain also has a corrosive effect.

Xu Ye hesitated for a moment, then took out his red umbrella. This time, the rain flowed along the surface of the umbrella to all directions.

He continued to move in the direction given by Zhou Xijin during the day, when suddenly the surroundings became noisy.