Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye hid, he had no intention of going down.

A few minutes later, Xiaoyue came out of the cellar.

After a few minutes, Peony climbed up.

Xu Ye heard a fierce quarrel breaking out below.

The two old people expressed their anger that Xiaoyue did not push the peony down as agreed.

They said excitedly: "There is a new person in the house. I was hiding in the cowshed and I smelled it."

"It smells fresh. It's been a long time since humans came to the house."

Shaoyao didn't completely believe what the other party said, so she narrowed her eyes and asked, "What kind of person?"

The old woman rushed to speak: "A little girl."

"Six years old."

"Gujiguji...it must taste delicious."

Screams came from below.

When the peony comes out, it holds two mouths.

That's right, they were two freshly removed lips. The lips were wrinkled and black blood kept coming out from them.

Since it's full of lies, then you might as well not let it go.

Shaoyao took a big iron lock and locked the cellar before leaving.

Xu Ye pulled Xiaoyue out from behind the haystack.

Xu Ye didn't go down in person. He was too big and could easily be spotted in a small space.

Xiaoyue is different. She is weird and can easily hide her figure.

Xu Ye gave her a hundred strange coins, and Xiaoyue said in a babbling tone: "I just went down, and there were two old people, a man and a woman."

"My hands and feet were chained, I had no clothes on, and there were many wounds on my body. I was lying on the ground, kind of like a vegetable dog."

"Sister (Shaoyao) went down and gave the two of them a bowl of water. (The two old people) fought over it like crazy."

"My sister reopened the wound (which had just scabbed), and (the two of them) screamed in pain, which was unpleasant."

"Sister asked where the things are?"

"(The old man) said he didn't know."

"My sister told you to speak harshly. If you don't speak out, you will be imprisoned until death. She said that they will not survive because of their own misfortune."

Xu Ye finally understood Xiaoyue's summary after several minutes of reaction.

Things basically went right as he thought.

According to what Zhou Xijin and the two old men said, the second wife wanted to control the entire family, so she secretly locked her parents-in-law in the cellar while the eldest young master left home.

First of all, this statement is very strange.

If you just want the family property, you can drive the two old people out and then conduct a large-scale search of the mansion.

Judging from the gold and silver jewelry that Xu Ye just picked up, although the hiding place is a bit secret, it is impossible to miss it as long as you search carefully.

But when Xu Ye left, the money was still there.

Besides, if you lock someone in a cellar, if they die and are discovered, it will always be difficult to explain.

Death at home, death outside can lessen the suspicion.

Xu Ye didn't know the reason why the two were locked underground at first, but now it's clear.

It's to find something. It's just that they don't know what the "thing" in Shaoyao's mouth is, so the two old people would rather die than tell it.

Secondly, Xu Ye discovered something very strange before.

Zhou Xijin seemed to be unable to live without his wife. No matter where he is, his ghost must be nearby.

The most typical example is that Xu Ye stood at Zhou Xiqiao's door before, trying to communicate with him for a while but failed, and he ran away in a hurry.

Xu Ye went to the hospital and met Zhou Xijin again.

What kind of bond keeps two people together? Could it be love...Xu Ye thought it was unlikely.

Xiaoyue returned the hundred strange coins to Xu Ye: "Give me one hundred lollipops."

Xu Ye: "I can't buy it. A lollipop costs two yuan."

This refers to a lollipop bought at a convenience store. It seems to have some extra benefits for weirdness. Xu Ye doesn't understand it and doesn't like eating it.

Xiaoyue took out a rule note from her pocket: "Bad brother, if you don't give me something, I won't give it to you either."

The veins on Xu Ye's forehead throbbed.

"Clap clap clap!"

The child was picked up horizontally, his buttocks blossomed for a while, and he howled.

Barrage: "Good guy, you only brought out such an important thing now, you are a naughty kid, absolutely a naughty kid."

"Good fight. If you dare to threaten your parents today, you will dare to kill someone in public tomorrow."

"Children can't eat so much sugar, as they can easily get tooth decay."

Xu Ye took the note and it said:

[Three-star clearance: Find your lover and ask her if she is willing to leave with you. If you refuse, please leave Zhou Mansion with her blessing. 】

[Five-star clearance: Clear away the grievances and let all the truth be revealed to the world. 】

Xu Ye: "..."

I scratched my hair, which was already short.

It’s so difficult, what should I do if my head is a little bald?

He now has no clue who his lover is.

Can't you skip clearing the level with three stars and go straight to five stars?

Xu Ye wanted to directly seek help from the countries outside the court.

However, for this method, which is no different from cheating, Rules Guantan naturally does not agree to it.

They can vaguely tell you how to pass the level, but they cannot directly tell you the correct answer.

Xu Ye has to find everything by himself.

It was late at night, and Xu Ye returned to his room along the path.

The rain stopped when Peony entered the cowshed, and a thick layer of water accumulated on the road, which could not be drained out for a while.

Xu Ye was walking on the road, but he didn't notice, or maybe didn't care at all, that the rainwater seeped into the soles of his feet along his shoes.

Xu Ye returned to the room, took off his wet clothes, and lay on the bed wearing a pair of underwear.

He yawned. He didn't know what was going on, but he felt particularly sleepy today.

When you wake up tomorrow, you might as well tie three women together, let them debate among themselves, and kill the two who are not lovers.

The night was thick, and the headlamp next to the bed finally used up the last drop of lamp oil and suddenly went out.

The moment the lights went out, the door to the room was blown open by a gust of wind.

Butler Zhou walked out of the rain with a bumpy face. He walked around the room first, stopping and walking, and then came to Xu Ye's side.

His rule is that as long as the light goes out, he cannot initiate an attack.

The sharp blade was raised and stabbed hard at the person on the bed.

Xu Ye slept soundly, his chest rising and falling evenly.

Butler Zhou lowered his head and licked his lips: "Hey hey hey, you are mine, you taste so good~ Let me eat you."

Then he heard the breathing of the person on the bed and was shocked.

Because he also has a rule: [When the lights go out, you can attack, kill, or eat the guests. 】

Killing before eating means that he must kill before eating. There is an order problem between the two.

"Why... not dead."

Butler Zhou touched the wound on his face: "You deserve to die..."

So, people saw this scene.

In the dark night, a disfigured old man stood in front of the bed, frantically raising a knife and stabbing into the center, quickly creating an afterimage.

Barrage: "He looks so tired."

"Xiao Zhou, hard work is one thing. The most important thing in life is to find the right goal. There are things that are bound to be impossible, so don't try to get ahead of yourself."

"After all this fuss, why doesn't Mr. Xu Ye get up? Is he contaminated?"

……

In the early morning, when the sky was dark, Xu Ye rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed.

He tried to open the door to the room to get some air.

A middle-aged man wearing a long robe, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, and a black aura stood at the door.

He murmured mechanically, repeating the same sentence:

"Why not die? The liar must be dead. He lied to me."

Xu Ye showed his big white teeth: "Who do you think is dead?"

"Ah, I can't stand it anymore." Butler Zhou dropped the hilt of the knife and ran away quickly, looking crazy.

"wack."

Xu Ye touched his head: "By the way, who am I and what is my name?"