Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The woman in the middle-aged couple shook her hand and said nonchalantly: "He is a child. You, an adult, why do you care about a child? Can you be a little tolerant?"

The middle-aged man next to him echoed: "That's right, as adults, we shouldn't interfere in children's matters."

The child was crying and pushing Chen Yue hard. People in the hotel looked at him, but no one stepped forward to stop him.

Chen Yue was very impatient.

He is determined to give both children and parents a great fight.

"It's decided, men, let's fight!"

At this moment, the egg in Chen Yue's arms suddenly shook, the eggshell cracked, and a small white snake as thick as a baby's arm came out of it.

The little white snake opened its eyes, stuck out its tongue at Chen Yue, and ate the surrounding shells in a few licks.

"Snake, play with me quickly."

Chen Yue had not yet come out of the joy of "gaining a beloved daughter". The little white snake in his arms lowered his head and glanced at the naughty child.

"Slip out" and slipped out of the arm.

"Come back quickly." Chen Yue screamed, and the little white snake lay on the ground and raised its head.

The naughty child grabbed it easily. When he got closer, the snake's head suddenly grew larger, opened its bloody mouth, and swallowed the naughty child in one gulp.

Quiet, deathly quiet all around, everyone was frightened by the sudden scene.

The first person to react was the naughty child's mother. She ran over and pointed at Chen Yue's nose: "You have to pay for my son. Damn it. Oh, you took my son..."

Chen Yue touched his nose and hummed: "It's not what you said. Adults should not interfere in children's matters."

"Then it doesn't matter if children eat children..."

Chen Yue defined Dan's identity as a "child" from the moment he entered the dungeon and sat down. Therefore, to be precise, the current situation can also be regarded as a fight between children.

"Tell me, why do you care about a child?" He pointed at the woman's nose and cursed: "You are so embarrassed when you are so young."

"Why, is it possible that when fighting, only your children are allowed to win, and the adults have to intervene if they lose?"

"Do you understand the rules or not?"

Chen Yue bared his big teeth and smiled broadly, hugging the little Snake tightly in his arms.

"You-" Auntie wanted to say something else.

The little white snake burped in front of her and spit out a silver bracelet, which was exactly what the child was wearing on her arm.

It can digest meat and bones. This kind of jewelry garbage is not something you like to eat.

When the aunt saw that her son's bracelets and clothes had all been vomited out, and his body was probably digested into dregs, she immediately couldn't stand the stimulation and fainted.

The uncle who came with me lost his son and his wife fainted in just ten minutes. He immediately covered his chest with cold sweat and used his last strength to drag his wife back to the seat.

Chen Yue went from hating it just now to being very satisfied with Rule 6 now.

This is good. It is not illegal for children to kill children. Why should adults participate?

Regardless of the rules, the couple would not dare to cause trouble to him even if they fainted.

He touched the head of the little white snake. He was really a good son of his father.

No, she is a good daughter.

Chen Yue picked up the snake's tail and inspected it carefully. The little white snake struggled hard, and when Chen Yue let go, it got into the top of his coat in shame and anger.

"I'll call you Xiaobai from now on." Chen Yue immediately named Xiaobai Snake.

In fact, Bai Suzhen is also very nice. This snake reminds him of a certain fairy tale that has been passed down for thousands of years.

It's just that the meaning of this name is not good. Chen Yue doesn't want his pet to be like Bai Suzhen and run out to suffer the pain of love.

……

Pierre didn't know when he came to Chen Yue's side. He pointed to the two waiters who were comforting the couple:

"look……"

After this incident, the waiter's face became even more tired, the circles under his eyes became dark, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes formed a deep mark.

After one of the waiters comforted the man, he came over with a rag to help Chen Yue add soup.

His eyes were filled with red bloodshot threads.

When he bent over, the store logo on his chest was also revealed.

The little lamb who originally raised the corners of his mouth at 45 degrees to jump into the pot now flattened his mouth and pressed it tightly into a straight line.

Very straight and horizontal.

Pierre guessed that when the corners of the lamb's mouth turned down, something unpredictable would happen.

"Before that, we have to find his tongue and his brain."

Chen Yue: "We are going to the kitchen."

The mysterious "tablemate" will gradually become fuller after eating mutton rolls.

When Pierre asked about his identity, the other party just pointed at the mutton roll.

It is saying that it is the sheep.

It is actually a bit uncommon to eat it yourself and use it to replenish your body.

But since it's a weird talk about rules, it's not too outrageous.

"We found his tongue and brain and asked him to eat them."

Chen Yue: "You also need your heart, you have to have a conscience."

……

On the other side, Ah Sanguo and Weina were also harassed by naughty children.

He and Adam were assigned to a copy.

When the naughty children started making noise, Adam stood up in time and tried to use his talents to influence the children.

Holy white light emerged from his body.

It's a pity that the naughty kid has no faith. He stroked Adam's butt, trying to find the source of light from it: "Oh yeah, there are fireflies, there are fireflies stuck in the butt."

Adam smiled slightly, a scepter appeared in his hand, and he raised it high. He wanted to give the child a love education.

Before that, Adam first established a name for himself: "God said that only whipping can wake up those who are ignorant of the world."

I mean, I didn’t mean it. I hit you to wake you up and cleanse you of your sins.

Barrage: "What a familiar argument."

“I always feel like I’ve heard it somewhere, but I can’t remember it.”

"Shh~"

Adam's behavior was stopped in time by Vina who came over. She grabbed Adam's arm and said, "I'll do it."

For no other reason, the moment Wei Na entered the dungeon, she was less than 1.5 meters tall, so the waiter thoughtfully brought her a children's apron and asked her where her parents were.

Wei Na remembered Rule 6 and cleverly used the trick, saying that she was just a child.

Children with excessive upper body development.

Wei Na walked up to the children and said, "How about we play hide and seek together."

Naughty kid: "Okay, if you lose, you have to kiss me."

Wei Na: "?"

She was a little suspicious of the other party's age, and considering that this was a weird talk about rules, she temporarily suppressed the discomfort in her heart.

The two came to the small food table. Wei Na covered her eyes with her hands and deliberately shouted: "Oh, the uncle in the kitchen is too fierce. I don't dare to go in the kitchen."

"Don't hide there~"