Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Ah~" The queen fell backwards after hearing this. She suddenly got up from the ground, picked up the big sword on the ground, and stabbed it into the black shadow's body.

"Let you talk nonsense."

"You are such a lowly thing, how dare you do this to me. I tell you to die, and you must die... You are born to be an inferior person, and you can never think of stepping over my head after you die."

The sword in his hand kept stabbing into the black shadow. It was stained with Xu Ye's blood and soon turned the inexperienced monster into a sieve.

Xu Ye's wrist felt hot. It was the bracelet, reminding him to rescue the ghost.

Their purpose is to captiveize the weirdness and accelerate the speed and process of the entire Dayin country becoming weird.

Xu Ye put his hands behind his back. He was just a lazy person who didn’t want to pass the test... This kind of thing had nothing to do with him.

Until the black shadow exploded with a bang and turned into pieces.

The emperor came out from behind Xu Ye: "Mad, crazy woman."

"You are simply... cruel and unreasonable."

"I will lock you up here, with your Fengming Palace as your companion, and never let you out for the rest of your life."

The emperor led everyone away in a hurry. Halfway through the journey, the queen called out from behind, "Your Majesty, I am cruel. Are you a kind person?"

"You disregard ethics and even abandon your own child in order to be with the princess of an enemy country."

"Isn't it that it hasn't been born yet? Don't bring up these things." The emperor shook his sleeves and spoke shamelessly.

Even after leaving Fengming Palace, I could still hear the woman crying inside.

The queen knelt in the magnificent palace in a daze, unaware that when she had just killed the ghost, some invisible black stuff had stained the back of her hands and legs.

She became more and more crazy, and the anger that had been suppressed in her heart for a long time burst out...

The emperor looked at Xu Ye with lingering fear: "My dear minister, please help me see if the evildoer has been eliminated."

"Yes, this place has been cleaned up." Xu Ye said, "But your majesty should still have people kill fewer lives to prevent similar incidents from happening too frequently."

"Just get rid of him." The emperor patted his chest and hurried back to his bedroom to calm down. He didn't sleep well last night for various reasons and needed to rest.

"The Imperial Master is so amazing." Shuang Yu stared at the big sword in Xu Ye's hand, full of admiration: "Can you lend it to me?"

She has a pair of extremely beautiful eyes. When she speaks, it seems as if she is giving you a massage with her voice. It makes people feel numb in their bones and they have the urge to agree to her immediately.

But who is Xu Ye? He has seen many similar situations.

In the rules and strange stories, someone tempts you to take off your pants, someone makes you manic, both of which belong to the category of mental control.

He was more curious about:

"Are you born this way?"

"What?" Shuangyu was stunned for a few seconds before reacting. She curled her lips and smiled: "Yes, when I was born, the peach blossoms in Chengguo were in full bloom for hundreds of miles. They all said that I was the reincarnation of the peach blossom demon."

Acquired training and practice can create a beauty, but such a beauty that is rare in a century cannot be created without natural talent.

She moved closer to Xu Ye and said in a playful tone, "Why, are you afraid of me?"

Xu Ye stretched out his hand to push the head away and gave a fair comment:

"This is not good."

"Extreme looks attract people to fight for them, even if you can use it to seduce others now. One day, those people will stop indulging you."

"You should learn some skills to protect yourself."

Shuangyu blinked: "Can you protect me?"

"It's better to rely on yourself than on others." Xu Ye was puzzled by her question and raised the big sword in his hand:

"Also, next time you dare to get so close, don't blame me for hitting you."

"If you are not attracted to me, why are you afraid of my approach, Imperial Master?" Shuangyu said charmingly.

"I'm afraid you'll take advantage of me." Xu Ye crossed his arms, hugged himself tightly, and ran away quickly.

Even though Shuangyu was used to the ups and downs of love, she couldn't help but show a crack on her face at this moment, pointing at herself:

"I, take advantage of you?"

“How funny.”

……

After the Queen's incident, the palace was quiet for a few days.

Xu Ye was also happy to have some free time. When there were no ghosts, he, as the imperial master, was of little use. He just ate and drank all day, feeling very comfortable.

That morning, Xu Ye opened his eyes and heard a beeping sound on his wrist: "Task progress +10%."

???

Didn’t the Queen kill Guiyi? He saw it with his own eyes. How could there be any progress?

You know, the content of this assessment is [try your best to expand the source of pollution, accelerate the fall of Dayin Country, and promote the evolution of the people. ]

In other words, the original spread of pollution in Dayin Country was not his responsibility, and only if the Chosen One did something would the progress of the task be accelerated.

Xu Ye thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what the problem was, so he finally went to investigate it himself.

“Those chickens… from what I’ve seen, they’ve only lost a few feathers and are in perfect condition. It would be a shame to just throw them away. So out of kindness, I distributed them to the hungry people in the city.” The eunuch knelt on the ground and explained hurriedly.

"Nonsense, it's obvious that you embezzled money and sold the chickens to the people... and you didn't care if they were poisonous or not."

At this point, it doesn’t matter whether it is sold or divided. This matter is more serious than Xu Ye imagined.

The strangely contaminated chickens were passed around and fed into the mouths of different people. After eating them, the people who ate them interacted with other people, and the contamination continued to spread.

The only good thing is that transportation was not so developed in ancient times, so this kind of spread should only be around the imperial city for the time being.

"It seems that I have to work harder in the future." Xu Ye murmured.

Who could have thought that such a huge palace would be corrupt to this extent?

From top to bottom, no one does serious work.

……

Xu Ye returned to where he lived and saw two "handsome" boys standing at the door.

Both of them had unusually delicate eyebrows and eyes, and as they stood there, they exuded a romantic temperament.

"Master, we are from Duke Jiang's mansion. The Lord invites you to go hunting with him on the farm."

"it is good."

Xu Ye agreed. Since he was free anyway, he might as well go out and have some fun and experience the customs and culture of ancient times.

The two boys looked at each other and seemed to have reached some kind of agreement.

Xu Ye sat in the carriage on the way to the hunting ground, with a thick cushion under his buttocks, which made him feel comfortable and stable when running. A young man made tea for Xu Ye and brought him some snacks.

The other one sat farther away, picked up a book, and told some anecdotes and history of the Dayin Kingdom, which made Xu Ye laugh.

Barrage:"……"

"Fuck, I'm a little jealous."

"You can't blame the people for trying so hard to become officials. Who wouldn't want to live like this?"

When we got off the bus at the destination, there were already many people waiting in front.

Several ministers in casual clothes were in the empty hunting ground, which was surrounded by fences. At first glance, Xu Ye didn't see any animals.

"Don't worry, haha."