Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Wow, it's Boss Xu Ye, so cool."

"I haven't seen the green-eyed ghost cat for a long time. It has learned to fly."

"It's understandable actually. Buildings built these days aren't very solid to begin with, and with the daily fights inside, they should have collapsed long ago."

"Why is Sato Ichiro lying there? Why don't you ask for help from Big Brother Xu Ye? We are all human beings. Big Brother Xu Ye will give you a hand."

"That's right. Ever since Sato Ichiro became involved in the Kwai Dan, he's been acting strangely. He's like a rat in a gutter, hiding everywhere."

"Did you do something bad?"

……

Xu Ye didn't know that there was a fellow villager lying underground. He rode on the back of the green-eyed strange cat and toured the sky happily:

"I'm flying."

"Is this the feeling of flying?" Xu Ye wanted to sing loudly, so he started singing on the spot.

A bit tone-deaf.

But he himself seemed not to feel it, and the dog next to him blindly said "Woof woof woof (nice)!", which was equivalent to applause.

Xu Ye was even more proud. He took out a weird prop called a loudspeaker that he had collected before, put it to his mouth, and began to sing a song from Legend of Phoenix: "yo, yo~"

On the first floor, seeing Xu Ye leaving, Sato Ichiro and assistant Xie Kun, who had just crawled out of the ruins, raised their heads and heard two loud “yo~”

Suddenly, the ground shook and the two were buried in the rubble again.

The sound of "yo~yo~" kept coming into my ears.

It was unpleasant to the ear, but the key point was that the tune was particularly high-pitched, just like a devilish sound piercing their ears. The two of them were possessed as if they were possessed, and they almost started humming along, and the sound lingered in their minds for a long time.

Assistant Xie Kun lay in the dirt pit and yelled, "Xu Ye, I'm not done with you."

"It was you who destroyed the Destiny Building, wuwuwu~"

It also destroyed his job.

Originally, he could have followed this boss and had a stable job for life.

Xie Kun was stupid and rich. Following him, you didn't have to do anything every day. You just had to pay attention to the newcomers in the Destiny Building and see who could climb to the 90th floor.

Such an easy job has now been ruined by Xu Ye.

At the same time, Sang Wen stood at the door of the Destiny Building and spat out a large mouthful of ash.

After finally finding out the person's whereabouts, he came to settle the score with Xu Ye... Several new brothers behind him didn't have time to run out and were all trapped inside.

Sang Wen: “…”

His face was full of anger, and he shouted in humiliation: "Xu Ye, I am not done with you."

"I want to break off relations with you~"

At this moment, the tune of Phoenix Legend came from the sky, full of joy, forming a sharp contrast with the dusty images of several people.

It was as if Xu Ye was specifically mocking them loudly in the air.

"What can I do? Chase him."

This is what most people think. Sang Wen had to chase after her, while others did so because they hated her too much.

Some of them had broken arms and legs, some were deformed, and some were killed and lost their jobs...

The audience in front of the screen covered their ears:

"Help me, fellow Dragon Countrymen, what is this song? It's in my head and I can't get it out of my head."

“I suggest you listen to the original song, it sounds better.”

"I see, this must be the pop music of Dragon Country, elegant."

"That's right, I can't stop listening to it."

……

In the sky, someone was riding a green-eyed strange cat, flying faster and faster until it hit something head-on, and both the man and the cat fell quickly.

Xu Ye put the two pets back into the mirror fragments in time, opened his arms, and fell down facing the ground like a bat: "Here I come!"

"It's going to be smashed into a meat pie."

His voice was trembling and full of excitement.

The big bird that had just been hit looked down dizzy and said, "No, are you sick?"

What is this?

It has a low IQ and only knows that a big guy bumped into it just now and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The big bird was puzzled for a while and flew away again.

Xu Ye was lying in a meat pie made of his own flesh, head downwards. He could faintly hear people talking around him.

After spitting out a mouthful of sand on the ground, Xu Ye looked up, recalling the process of falling while looking towards the source of the sound.

A group of people were standing not far away, including men, women, young and old of all ages. The people in the lead had extremely flattering expressions, and each of them was holding a large box of white candles in his hands.

Opposite him stood two young men dressed fashionably. They counted the number of candles and said, "The number is correct. As usual, one candle costs five yuan. You can also exchange it for supplies."

After hearing this, men, women, old and young all breathed a sigh of relief, with happy expressions on their faces:

"We want food and water."

"A tent that can protect you from the wind and rain."

"My daughter is getting married. Let's pull a red string."

Several people talked at once, listing all the supplies that were needed.

The two young men were not vague. They handed the things to each other and then left.

Xu Ye: "..."

If I'm not mistaken, those candles look familiar.

Barrage: "Damn, the middlemen make a profit from the price difference?"

"Five dollars a stick here, five thousand outside."

"I see their supplies aren't cheap either, they're twice as much as outside, plus the low-cost candles, these people are making a lot of money."

"That young lady who is getting married is so pitiful. She doesn't even have a new dress and can only wear a red string."

Xu Ye stood up and walked over there.

The result is loud.

Tripped again.

With a sign blocking his way, Xu Ye fell down along with the wooden sign with the big words "Jinsha River" written on it.

It was as if I had penetrated some kind of barrier. The moment I passed the sign, the surroundings suddenly became hot.

When Xu Ye saw the two young men looking at him, a disdainful smile appeared on his face.

"These days, there are still people who are not afraid of death and dare to go in."

"Who cares? He's probably another person who can't afford candles and thinks he can get a bargain."

The sounds in his ears gradually became blurred. It was not because Xu Ye’s hearing was bad, but the scene in front of him, like a mosaic, had undergone earth-shaking changes.

[Dear trialist, welcome back to the rule copy. ]

There was a little bit of joy in the cold voice of the past, but it all disappeared as the conversation ended.

Xu Ye touched the back of his head and said, "Did I hear it wrong?

He looked ahead and saw that he was currently in a simple brick house.

Looking through the window, the sky outside was filled with yellow sand.

The most important thing is that it is dusk now...Xu Ye raised his eyebrows.